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Current progress (April)
As you know (or don’t) the biggest task left to do was the Audio! All the sounds, music, voice effects... it affects mood and atmosphere and is basically the most important thing in the game. And it’s kind of ready! And by “kind of” I mean that it’s totally playable! Stuff is missing here and there, and some places require a couple fixes, but we should be able to mend it all before the release...
If the game is playable, and the Audio is ready, then what now?! Should we announce the release date?! We totally should! But we won’t. ...okay, okay, now calmly move the mouse away from the dislike button - there are couple reasons for us not announcing the date: we still need the final trailer, a couple more playtests and do the other... stuff. So no release date for now. Sorry :( Just to be clear: the game won’t be out next week. Or the week after that... Basically, we need more time to prepare. But when the time comes, you’ll be the first to know.
Yeah, we have yet another blog post on IndieDB, that you MUST check here: -> Blog post <- And by “MUST” I mean “if you don’t wanna see me in your nightmares, and believe me, you most certainly don’t, not after those beans”. No, seriously, click it. I’m not joking. There are even new screenshots!! Here’s the link again: -> Blog post again <-
Ducks are real.
Even if “The Game is Ready”, we still have some stuff to do! And it will take some time! But we are close! Closer than ever! We just need to finish with some legal stuff, illegal stuff, trailer stuff, localization stuff, and the other stuff. So please be excited, but not like crazy excited, ok? Love ya, cheers.
Clicky time! Click here, click there, clicky-clicky everywhere: Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, Instagram and: http://patomkin.com/
[ 2018-04-29 13:43:06 CET ] [ Original post ]
The game is ready!... Or is it? Let’s find out together!
GAME IS READY *question mark*
As you know (or don’t) the biggest task left to do was the Audio! All the sounds, music, voice effects... it affects mood and atmosphere and is basically the most important thing in the game. And it’s kind of ready! And by “kind of” I mean that it’s totally playable! Stuff is missing here and there, and some places require a couple fixes, but we should be able to mend it all before the release...
THE RELEASE DATE *dot dot dot*
If the game is playable, and the Audio is ready, then what now?! Should we announce the release date?! We totally should! But we won’t. ...okay, okay, now calmly move the mouse away from the dislike button - there are couple reasons for us not announcing the date: we still need the final trailer, a couple more playtests and do the other... stuff. So no release date for now. Sorry :( Just to be clear: the game won’t be out next week. Or the week after that... Basically, we need more time to prepare. But when the time comes, you’ll be the first to know.
BLOG POST
Yeah, we have yet another blog post on IndieDB, that you MUST check here: -> Blog post <- And by “MUST” I mean “if you don’t wanna see me in your nightmares, and believe me, you most certainly don’t, not after those beans”. No, seriously, click it. I’m not joking. There are even new screenshots!! Here’s the link again: -> Blog post again <-
RANDOM FACT #3
Ducks are real.
CONCLUSION
Even if “The Game is Ready”, we still have some stuff to do! And it will take some time! But we are close! Closer than ever! We just need to finish with some legal stuff, illegal stuff, trailer stuff, localization stuff, and the other stuff. So please be excited, but not like crazy excited, ok? Love ya, cheers.
Clicky time! Click here, click there, clicky-clicky everywhere: Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, Instagram and: http://patomkin.com/
[ 2018-04-29 13:43:06 CET ] [ Original post ]
Dude, Stop
Team HalfBeard
Developer
Team HalfBeard
Publisher
2018-06-01
Release
Game News Posts:
29
🎹🖱️Keyboard + Mouse
Very Positive
(2136 reviews)
The Game includes VR Support
Public Linux Depots:
- Dude, Stop Linux [265.48 M]
"Dude, Stop" is a puzzle game, where the main goal is to not follow the rules and make everybody hate you. Break it, abuse it, skip the tutorial, ignore tips and tricks in the loading menu and - most importantly! - mute the narrator.
For example, stop reading this paragraph and skip to the next one. You're still reading. Still looking here. Annnd... done. You've broken your first rule and annoyed us a little bit. And didn't even buy the game yet! Wow, you're talented. Have you considered quitting your job and doing this fulltime?
Collect all rewards, unlock all achievements and brag to your buddies that you've enraged some poor developer from a video game and made him scream at you just like in the trailer. Do your best. Or worst. Or both at once.
* unless you count them. Please don't count them
For example, stop reading this paragraph and skip to the next one. You're still reading. Still looking here. Annnd... done. You've broken your first rule and annoyed us a little bit. And didn't even buy the game yet! Wow, you're talented. Have you considered quitting your job and doing this fulltime?
Collect all rewards, unlock all achievements and brag to your buddies that you've enraged some poor developer from a video game and made him scream at you just like in the trailer. Do your best. Or worst. Or both at once.
Key features:
- Dive into countless* puzzles carefully made by the developers. Some of them relatable, some of them not. Who cares, buy the damn game
- Fully voiced narration of both good and bad solutions. You can ignore or mute it all you want, it's still there
- All kinds of shiny rewards and achievements assembled by a hungry underpaid developer in a basement just so you can feel justified breaking another level and giggling for five seconds
- Many moments where you will be saying "What?", "Why?" and "Preordering videogames is good". Just kidding, you will mostly be just clicking stuff and dragging and throwing it all over the screen
- Self-aware humor that simply tries waaay too hard. This includes timeless references that only our weird programmer can understand. Like "42" and "You're gonna have a bad time". What a nerd, haha
* unless you count them. Please don't count them
MINIMAL SETUP
- OS: Ubuntu 12
- Processor: Intel Pentium 4 / AMD Athlon 64Memory: 513 MB RAM
- Memory: 513 MB RAM
- Graphics: 256 MB
- Storage: 257 MB available space
- OS: Ubuntu 12
- Processor: Intel Core 2 DuoMemory: 1025 MB RAM
- Memory: 1025 MB RAM
- Graphics: 512 MB
- Storage: 257 MB available space
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