RELEASE TEASER

Well, if you want to know the date, you’ll have to work for it!!... Click this link, and watch the YouTube video there. Then come back and tell us how excited you are! --> Release Date Announcement Teaser <-- Oh, and don’t forget to read the stuff below the video as well. We were writing it for you, you know. Because we care... Ugh! Fine! Let’s briefly talk about it again, to be sure you know everything you need:

RELEASE DATE

“Dude, Stop” is officially coming out on June 1st, 2018! The main platform is going to be PC, the price is still being decided on, and yes the game is going to have Steam Achievements, Cards, Badges and the rest!

CONTEST

We have an idea to run a contest! The prize could be your name in the credits, or a free copy of the game! Yeah! FREE!... Right now we are in the stages of preparing the art and rules, so please come back when contest is officially on. We will announce it here, on our Discord Server and on every other soc. media you are following us! (links below)

CONCLUSION

The Release Date is in 2 weeks, the Release Trailer is in the works, some Contests are coming your way, more blog posts and one Surprise Video! We, on our side, are both scared and excited, so please be gentle with us! We still have lots of work and testing to do while getting ready for the release!

When you’ll miss a contest we had, please blame yourself for not clicking these links earlier: Discord Server, Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, Instagram and: http://patomkin.com/

[ 2018-05-19 12:59:26 CET ] [ Original post ]

"Dude, Stop" is a puzzle game, where the main goal is to not follow the rules and make everybody hate you. Break it, abuse it, skip the tutorial, ignore tips and tricks in the loading menu and - most importantly! - mute the narrator.

For example, stop reading this paragraph and skip to the next one. You're still reading. Still looking here. Annnd... done. You've broken your first rule and annoyed us a little bit. And didn't even buy the game yet! Wow, you're talented. Have you considered quitting your job and doing this fulltime?

Collect all rewards, unlock all achievements and brag to your buddies that you've enraged some poor developer from a video game and made him scream at you just like in the trailer. Do your best. Or worst. Or both at once.

Key features:

Dive into countless* puzzles carefully made by the developers. Some of them relatable, some of them not. Who cares, buy the damn game
Fully voiced narration of both good and bad solutions. You can ignore or mute it all you want, it's still there
All kinds of shiny rewards and achievements assembled by a hungry underpaid developer in a basement just so you can feel justified breaking another level and giggling for five seconds
Many moments where you will be saying "What?", "Why?" and "Preordering videogames is good". Just kidding, you will mostly be just clicking stuff and dragging and throwing it all over the screen
Self-aware humor that simply tries waaay too hard. This includes timeless references that only our weird programmer can understand. Like "42" and "You're gonna have a bad time". What a nerd, haha

* unless you count them. Please don't count them

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Processor: Intel Core 2 DuoMemory: 1025 MB RAM
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