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Wow, that’s just... We weren't’ expecting this at all! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_Ew5XvJ12A

WELCOME

Hello everyone who just got here from the video! We are happy to see you here, while we’re having a tiny heart attack that it actually happened... But, I guess it’s not a big deal, right? Right? Right? Right?.. Right? Ok, it is a big deal.

TL;DR

In the past week we did a couple of patches and a few announcements, so let me catch you up with what you should expect in the near feature with just a few lines:

More puzzles are coming! FOR FREEEE!
More LANGUAGES are coming!
Linux and Mac are in the open beta NOW, and you can try them, too.
We are here, or in Discord, so come on in and say hi!
We do have a contest that you can participate in, and win a FREE COPY of the game!! Link and link. (But hurry up, not much time left!)

CONCLUSION

And now you know everything you need to!! Go on, play it, leave a comment, and please don’t break the game, OK?!

More of us: Discord Server, Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, Instagram and: https://www.patomkin.com/

[ 2018-06-10 19:52:56 CET ] [ Original post ]

Dude, Stop

Team HalfBeard Developer

Team HalfBeard Publisher

2018-06-01 Release

Indie Casual Singleplayer Tags

Game News Posts: 29

🎹🖱️Keyboard + Mouse

Very Positive (2136 reviews)

https://teamhalfbeard.com

Steam Store

The Game includes VR Support

Public Linux Depots:

Dude, Stop Linux [265.48 M]

"Dude, Stop" is a puzzle game, where the main goal is to not follow the rules and make everybody hate you. Break it, abuse it, skip the tutorial, ignore tips and tricks in the loading menu and - most importantly! - mute the narrator.

For example, stop reading this paragraph and skip to the next one. You're still reading. Still looking here. Annnd... done. You've broken your first rule and annoyed us a little bit. And didn't even buy the game yet! Wow, you're talented. Have you considered quitting your job and doing this fulltime?

Collect all rewards, unlock all achievements and brag to your buddies that you've enraged some poor developer from a video game and made him scream at you just like in the trailer. Do your best. Or worst. Or both at once.

Key features:

Dive into countless* puzzles carefully made by the developers. Some of them relatable, some of them not. Who cares, buy the damn game
Fully voiced narration of both good and bad solutions. You can ignore or mute it all you want, it's still there
All kinds of shiny rewards and achievements assembled by a hungry underpaid developer in a basement just so you can feel justified breaking another level and giggling for five seconds
Many moments where you will be saying "What?", "Why?" and "Preordering videogames is good". Just kidding, you will mostly be just clicking stuff and dragging and throwing it all over the screen
Self-aware humor that simply tries waaay too hard. This includes timeless references that only our weird programmer can understand. Like "42" and "You're gonna have a bad time". What a nerd, haha

* unless you count them. Please don't count them

MINIMAL SETUPOS: Ubuntu 12
Processor: Intel Pentium 4 / AMD Athlon 64Memory: 513 MB RAM
Memory: 513 MB RAM
Graphics: 256 MB
Storage: 257 MB available space
RECOMMENDED SETUPOS: Ubuntu 12
Processor: Intel Core 2 DuoMemory: 1025 MB RAM
Memory: 1025 MB RAM
Graphics: 512 MB
Storage: 257 MB available space

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