Hello! Long time no write! Today is a special day: we have released the game on Nintendo Switch!
Its been 2 years since the release, but we finally managed to port the game to another platform! It was hard, tedious, took too much time, but most importantly - hard! But here we are, celebrating our long years of procrastination...
So if you have been waiting for the right moment to get Dude, Stop, I would say that the moment has come! Grab it now on US or EU!
...if you prefer playing games on the move...
...or you want to relive those amazing angry moments for the third time...
...or youre just bored and have a console next to you.
Yeah, we know. No new content. But we assure you: we are working on something even more awesome and one day we will be brave enough to announce it. Meanwhile, if you need touch-screen support for PC or want extra bugs or bug fixes - let us now, and we will start porting the game back to Steam...
CYA!
[ 2020-03-05 19:16:20 CET ] [ Original post ]
- Dude, Stop Linux [265.48 M]
For example, stop reading this paragraph and skip to the next one. You're still reading. Still looking here. Annnd... done. You've broken your first rule and annoyed us a little bit. And didn't even buy the game yet! Wow, you're talented. Have you considered quitting your job and doing this fulltime?
Collect all rewards, unlock all achievements and brag to your buddies that you've enraged some poor developer from a video game and made him scream at you just like in the trailer. Do your best. Or worst. Or both at once.
Key features:
- Dive into countless* puzzles carefully made by the developers. Some of them relatable, some of them not. Who cares, buy the damn game
- Fully voiced narration of both good and bad solutions. You can ignore or mute it all you want, it's still there
- All kinds of shiny rewards and achievements assembled by a hungry underpaid developer in a basement just so you can feel justified breaking another level and giggling for five seconds
- Many moments where you will be saying "What?", "Why?" and "Preordering videogames is good". Just kidding, you will mostly be just clicking stuff and dragging and throwing it all over the screen
- Self-aware humor that simply tries waaay too hard. This includes timeless references that only our weird programmer can understand. Like "42" and "You're gonna have a bad time". What a nerd, haha
* unless you count them. Please don't count them
- OS: Ubuntu 12
- Processor: Intel Pentium 4 / AMD Athlon 64Memory: 513 MB RAM
- Memory: 513 MB RAM
- Graphics: 256 MB
- Storage: 257 MB available space
- OS: Ubuntu 12
- Processor: Intel Core 2 DuoMemory: 1025 MB RAM
- Memory: 1025 MB RAM
- Graphics: 512 MB
- Storage: 257 MB available space
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