Dear Club Members! Every day the Mailman delivers tons of letters from you and we are reading them very carefully. Thank you for helping us make the Club better. Make sure you have downloaded the latest version, as in contains the following bananas:
Gameplay improvements:
- The fridge wont open if coffee is the only thing youve brought from the su permarket
- When you reach an ending, the CONTINUE button will pop up only if you click on any of the ending frames. This will prevent you from skipping ending images and missing the outcome.
Localization polishing
Bug fixes and performance improvements
Stay tuned for more updates and improvements. See you, Primate Observation Club P.S. Feeding the monkeys is still prohibited.
[ 2018-10-29 13:18:16 CET ] [ Original post ]
- Do Not Feed the Monkeys Linux [912.2 M]
- Do Not Feed the Monkeys DLC LInux [987.76 M]
You are invited to join “The Primate Observation Club”, where you will observe the lives of caged monkeys and carefully analyze the information obtained.
GLOSSARY OF TERMS:
- THE PRIMATE OBSERVATION CLUB: a shadowy group that observes other people through surveillance cameras and compromised webcams.
- YOU: the newest member of the CLUB, tired of your run-down apartment, dull existence and boring job.
- MONKEYS: dozens of strangers who have fallen prey to your voyeurism.
- VOYEURISM: Exactly what you think it is (and also the reason why we’re rated “MATURE”).
- PRIVACY: Something that the monkeys think they have.
- PC (PERSONAL COMPUTER): Yep, we put a PC in your game that’s on your PC so that you can work on a PC while you’re playing the game that’s on your PC!
- FEEDING THE MONKEYS: Interacting or interfering with the subjects in any way. Feeding the monkeys is strictly prohibited.
- SHIT HITTING THE FAN: What may (or may not) happen if you feed the monkeys.
Oddly enough, club members keep feeding the monkeys as though they just can’t abide by this very simple rule! How about you? Will you help those you’re spying on, extort them, expose them and sabotage their dreams, or will you follow your instructions and sit twiddling your thumbs while the world burns?
- OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS or more (64-bit OS required)
- Processor: 2 GHz Dual Core CPUMemory: 2 GB RAM
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: Nvidia GeForce 8600 GS. ATI Radeon HD 3470
- Storage: 1 GB available space
- OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS or more (64-bit OS required)
- Processor: 2.6 Ghz Dual Core CPUMemory: 4 GB RAM
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: Nvidia GeForce GT 610. ATI Radeon HD 4650 Series or higher
- Storage: 1 GB available space
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