https://store.steampowered.com/app/2457910/Scientifically_Accurate_Dinosaur_Mating_Simulator_2022_American_Revolution_1775__1786_Scientifically_Accurate_Dinosaur_Mating_Simulator_2023_French_Revolution_1789__1799 So, like, in all seriousness, this is the game that I should be writing on pain meds right now. This one rounds out the three DLC Sequels that are hitting in the year of our Gourd 2023.

The Rest of 2023, in recap....

DLC Titles https://store.steampowered.com/app/2409020/Furry_Shakespeare_To_Date_Or_Not_To_Date_Cat_Girls_2_Prophecy_of_Convenience https://store.steampowered.com/app/2410350/Dinosaur_Shakespeare_To_Date_Or_Not_To_Date_2_Winter_of_our_Discontent Full Games https://store.steampowered.com/app/2254860/Inexplicable_Geeks_RestoreTheMillerCut https://store.steampowered.com/app/1923530/Scarecrows_of_Illyria https://store.steampowered.com/app/1877720/Army_of_Tentacles_Assault_on_Rainbow_Unicorn_Island

[ 2023-06-03 01:33:38 CET ] [ Original post ]

Are you ready for the absolute craziest year at Elsinore Academy yet? Good! 'Cause you have no choice.

After an apocalyptic cataclysm has rocked the very world, 50% of the population has gone extinct. It is now more important than any time in history for future royalty to be pumped out of Elsinore Academy, the cornerstone of academia and the best college in your country. Well, as of the giant meteor that nearly killed every living thing on the planet.... the only college in your country.

Embark on an epic journey with six of your closest friends in an effort to once and for all figure out why everything in your world is just so darn screwed up. It'll be fun! What could go wrong? You're Shakespeare Dinosaurs! Those two things have no amount of equal or greater baggage between them! Just don't fall in love on your epic quest. That never happens in Dating Sims. Like, that's not normal.

Does include drug references, sexual humor, and swearing.

• Romance six classic Shakespeare characters over a variety of adventures, both inside and outside the classroom!

• New Romance mechanic! This time, it's not stat based on gossip based, but revolving around what you do during each activity!