
Are you ready for the absolute craziest year at Elsinore Academy yet? Good! 'Cause you have no choice.
After an apocalyptic cataclysm has rocked the very world, 50% of the population has gone extinct. It is now more important than any time in history for future royalty to be pumped out of Elsinore Academy, the cornerstone of academia and the best college in your country. Well, as of the giant meteor that nearly killed every living thing on the planet.... the only college in your country.
Embark on an epic journey with six of your closest friends in an effort to once and for all figure out why everything in your world is just so darn screwed up. It'll be fun! What could go wrong? You're Shakespeare Dinosaurs! Those two things have no amount of equal or greater baggage between them! Just don't fall in love on your epic quest. That never happens in Dating Sims. Like, that's not normal.
Does include drug references, sexual humor, and swearing.

- Romance six classic Shakespeare characters over a variety of adventures, both inside and outside the classroom!
- New Romance mechanic! This time, it's not stat based on gossip based, but revolving around what you do during each activity!
\r\n\r\nIt\'s spooky savings time, boils and ghouls and enbies! Tons of spoopy and non-spoopy (but also sorta spoopy) titles are on sale! \r\n\r\n
\r\n\r\nAlso: Girl Werewolf Hamlet Saves Christmas is out soon! It\'s going to be our (minus the two collections) 50th game! As far as Dinosaur Shakespeare 3 goes, that chonky boi may take a backseat so we can focus on a 10th Anniversary game for early 2026. If we get around to getting it ready before New Year\'s 2025, that\'d be cool, but for the next month, our focus is gonna be on getting *this other thing* at least on its feet.
Minimum Setup
- OS: x86 or compatible processor
Recommended Setup
- OS: x86 or compatible processor
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