As Samuel L. Jackson once said: hold on to yer butts.

[ 2023-06-29 17:21:13 CET ] [ Original post ]

The young king of Navarre has declared a three year excavation of Castle Dragongate, an ancient keep of unknown origin. He wishes to uncover its secrets, which have been fabled to link back to the beginning of time.

Something like that, at least. It sounds like an awesome spring break for you and the rest of the king's entourage. There's no possible way that you'll stumble on to a conflict that has been going on since the beginning of time. Hey! The young queen of France is here with HER entourage! That's going to lead to some sexy hijinks, right? I can already feel the existential dread of what may be lurking within those ancient ruins fading away!

An Adventure game with Dating Sim aspects, based on Shakespeare's 'Love's Labour's Lost'.

• Engage in witty banter over five acts as you pick and choose which of your fellow compatriots to learn about and totally not flirt with.

• Will your (totally not careless) actions doom or free the surrounding lands? Did we just spoil whether or not there IS a conflict that has been going on since the beginning of time? Not really. It was obvious.

• A side-quel to Paper Shakespeare: Loves Labor(s) Lost.