https://store.steampowered.com/app/1877720/Army_of_Tentacles_Assault_on_Rainbow_Unicorn_Island/
So. Time to talk turkey.
Army of Tentacles: Assault on Rainbow Unicorn Island is going to come out next Tuesday.
This game in no way should have taken as long as it did to come out. But that's the life of an indie dev company, especially if you want full VO in your game.
The game's VO will be patched in at a later date. We already lost one backup of the VO files, and now the secondary may very well perish in the San Diego fires.
I'd rather not worry about video game bullshit right now. I'd rather focus on making sure my team is safe and not burning to cinders, or wondering where they are going to live in a few days. I'd rather they focus on that. Hell, they would rather they focus on that.
So, VO will be patched in at a later date.
The young king of Navarre has declared a three year excavation of Castle Dragongate, an ancient keep of unknown origin. He wishes to uncover its secrets, which have been fabled to link back to the beginning of time.
Something like that, at least. It sounds like an awesome spring break for you and the rest of the king's entourage. There's no possible way that you'll stumble on to a conflict that has been going on since the beginning of time. Hey! The young queen of France is here with HER entourage! That's going to lead to some sexy hijinks, right? I can already feel the existential dread of what may be lurking within those ancient ruins fading away!
An Adventure game with Dating Sim aspects, based on Shakespeare's 'Love's Labour's Lost'.
Engage in witty banter over five acts as you pick and choose which of your fellow compatriots to learn about and totally not flirt with.
Will your (totally not careless) actions doom or free the surrounding lands? Did we just spoil whether or not there IS a conflict that has been going on since the beginning of time? Not really. It was obvious.
A side-quel to Paper Shakespeare: Loves Labor(s) Lost.