Happy Thursday, friends, We are delighted to finally, and officially announce that Rip Them Off the gorgeously abstract tower defense / economic management puzzler featuring witty capitalism satire is coming to Mac and Linux users via Steam on September 24th! Yes, that means that on September 24th, we'll be landing on Windows, Mac, and Linux, because we leave no personal computer player behind. We're incredibly excited about our big launch day, and we can't wait for you to get your hands on Rip Them Off, but we've got plenty of work to do before then to make this our best game yet. If you just can't wait, then do remember to check out an in-depth deep dive into RTO with our painstakingly crafted gameplay preview featuring commentary from Lozange Lab's own Ava Loz (that's me, hi!). Check it out below: [previewyoutube=aRqsrU19QGI;full][/previewyoutube] If you have any questions about Rip Them Off, or suggestions on things you'd be interested in seeing in these Steam updates, let us know by commenting below, or hit us up on our social channels: Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lozange_Lab Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LozangeLab/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lozange.lab/ Imgur: https://imgur.com/user/LozangeLab ...and remember, if you Wishlist Rip Them Off (you can just press that big 'Add to your Wishlist' button below right now if you'd like), it would mean the world to us and help us to spread the word about this game that we are so, so excited to be making. https://store.steampowered.com/app/1295860/Rip_Them_Off/ Thank you, and stay safe, Ava and Mat x
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- Rip Them Off - Linux [169.56 M]
Welcome [New Hire Name Here]. We’re proud¹ to have you as the newest member² of our [Product Name Here] sales team. Here at [Subsidiary Company Name Here] we’re passionately committed to [Vague Passionate Commitment Here] and we know you are too³.
Here at [Company Name] we’re all about giving the people what they want, and what they want is [Product Name] (the ad boys have seen to that!⁴).
As a valuable member of our [Company] family⁵ this is where you come in.
¹ Any assertion of pride is purely performative and does not reflect the Board’s opinion of individual employees
² Unless otherwise stated new employees shall be referred to as “Office Drone”
³ Please see Standard Employee Contract section 11b Subsection 12: “Your New Personal Opinions”
⁴ Any suggestion of consumer manipulation by [Company Name] advertising practices is purely hypothetical
⁵ [Company Name] is a registered corporation and not a familial unit. Please see Employee Contract section 154a, “Knowing Your {Lack Of} Rights”
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Maximising profit and satisfying the board will require planning. In each city, utilise suspiciously* empty locations and create an inescapable maze of retail opportunities the masses simply won’t be able to refuse!*not suspicious at all
Spend
Those stores aren’t gonna build themselves*! Make sure to prioritise your earning potential by managing your budget: buy the right stores in the right locations at the right price.*Self-building stores coming in [Unobtainable Release Date Here]!
Earn
Once you build it, they will come. And keep coming! But it’ll take more than one location to satisfy the Board’s exponential profiteering*. Combine locations and store types to really take them for all they’re worth and open up exciting new opportunities around the world!*Year on year growth is currently set at a more-than-reasonable 3015%
- An innovative new type of game: Combining puzzle mechanics with tower defence games, Rip Them Off is a new breed of challenge, easy to pick up but hard to master.
- Gorgeous design: Evoke your inner Mad Man with 1950s inspired music and graphics.
- Addictive gameplay: Each new city provides an increasingly devilish challenge. Can you make it all the way to the biggest metropoles?
- Go fast or slow: Control the flow of time to make sure your strategies unfold with perfection.
Choose your location, choose your stores, give the people what they want. And of course, don’t forget to…
Rip them off!
- OS: Ubuntu 12.04+. SteamOS+
- Processor: SSE2 instruction set supportMemory: 1024 MB RAM
- Memory: 1024 MB RAM
- Graphics: shader model 3.0
- Storage: 500 MB available space
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