Hey friends, It's been almost a week since we launched Rip Them Off on Steam, and we've been so happy with the response from our players, so thank you! We launched with a lovely little 10% discount on Rip Them Off and sadly, that discount ends tomorrow, so be sure to make the most of it while you can! Ourselves and The Board are all about saving money, so we know a good deal when we see one, and this is a good deal! In all seriousness though, we'd be over the moon if you decided to make the most of the discount before it ends tomorrow, it would be a perfect end to our launch week. There's not just one discount on at the moment, we've also got a 16% discount on Rip Them Off: Jazzy Edition, which bundles the game and our jazz-tastic original soundtrack for one smooth package. Check that out below: https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/16252/Rip_Them_Off__Jazzy_Edition/ Finally, now that Rip Them Off is out in the wild, we'd love to hear what you think! Please do join the discussion over on our Steam Community Hub and let us know the good, the bad, what you'd change etc. We're always striving to make our games better for our players, and getting your feedback is the best way to do that. The link for our feedback Steam Discussion is right here, we'd love for you to join us: https://steamcommunity.com/app/1295860/discussions/0/2847921219536488671/ Alternatively, you can join our lovely community Discord and feedback to us there instead if you fancy: https://discord.gg/U4bv5WA Thank you again for your support, and please continue to Rip Them Off! Stay safe and well, Ava and Mat x Be sure to follow us on your favourite social media platforms to stay up-to-date on everything Rip Them Off: Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lozange_Lab Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LozangeLab/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lozange.lab/ ...and please do join us on Discord so that we can chat directly: https://discord.gg/U4bv5WA
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- Rip Them Off - Linux [169.56 M]
Welcome [New Hire Name Here]. We’re proud¹ to have you as the newest member² of our [Product Name Here] sales team. Here at [Subsidiary Company Name Here] we’re passionately committed to [Vague Passionate Commitment Here] and we know you are too³.
Here at [Company Name] we’re all about giving the people what they want, and what they want is [Product Name] (the ad boys have seen to that!⁴).
As a valuable member of our [Company] family⁵ this is where you come in.
¹ Any assertion of pride is purely performative and does not reflect the Board’s opinion of individual employees
² Unless otherwise stated new employees shall be referred to as “Office Drone”
³ Please see Standard Employee Contract section 11b Subsection 12: “Your New Personal Opinions”
⁴ Any suggestion of consumer manipulation by [Company Name] advertising practices is purely hypothetical
⁵ [Company Name] is a registered corporation and not a familial unit. Please see Employee Contract section 154a, “Knowing Your {Lack Of} Rights”
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Maximising profit and satisfying the board will require planning. In each city, utilise suspiciously* empty locations and create an inescapable maze of retail opportunities the masses simply won’t be able to refuse!*not suspicious at all
Spend
Those stores aren’t gonna build themselves*! Make sure to prioritise your earning potential by managing your budget: buy the right stores in the right locations at the right price.*Self-building stores coming in [Unobtainable Release Date Here]!
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Once you build it, they will come. And keep coming! But it’ll take more than one location to satisfy the Board’s exponential profiteering*. Combine locations and store types to really take them for all they’re worth and open up exciting new opportunities around the world!*Year on year growth is currently set at a more-than-reasonable 3015%
- An innovative new type of game: Combining puzzle mechanics with tower defence games, Rip Them Off is a new breed of challenge, easy to pick up but hard to master.
- Gorgeous design: Evoke your inner Mad Man with 1950s inspired music and graphics.
- Addictive gameplay: Each new city provides an increasingly devilish challenge. Can you make it all the way to the biggest metropoles?
- Go fast or slow: Control the flow of time to make sure your strategies unfold with perfection.
Choose your location, choose your stores, give the people what they want. And of course, don’t forget to…
Rip them off!
- OS: Ubuntu 12.04+. SteamOS+
- Processor: SSE2 instruction set supportMemory: 1024 MB RAM
- Memory: 1024 MB RAM
- Graphics: shader model 3.0
- Storage: 500 MB available space
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