BOO!!
Don't worry, it's just Ava and Mat from Lozange Lab (and we're not actually ghosts, we promise). We hope you're well, staying safe, and looking after each other. We're very excited to reveal that we're bringing the Halloween spirit to Rip Them Off, starting today!
The spookiest time of the year is nearly here and Rip Them Off wants to give you a fright with all-new content and seasonal customizations in this chilling limited-time free update:
- The Halloween Map of Terrors! Creepy spiderwebs and awful bats await you in a brand new map with hair-raising music composed especially for the occasion.
- Ghostly Dupes! A special new spooky animation sees the Dupes glide through the air without touching the ground. They might be dead, but they still have shopping fever! Perhaps thats what they died of?
- New spine-tingling hidden items! Find hidden items in each map to see an atrocious animation!
- A terrifying new app icon.
- A hideous new title screen.
- Seasonal UI customizations thatll make your skin crawl!
Also new in this update:
- tapping on an entrance now displays the path the exiting Dupes will take
- the tutorial has been improved
- a new animated page in the manual
- reduced difficulty on some levels through reduced milestones
- various improvements and fixes
Have fun with the Ghostly Dupes on the Halloween Map today! Oh, and dont forget to keep following The Boards recommendations!
To those of you who haven't yet tried Rip Them Off, we think now is the absolute best time to dive in, spooky season is our favourite after all.
And to those who have, thank you so much for playing Rip Them Off, and remember, please do leave a review on Steam if you enjoyed the game, it helps so much!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1295860/Rip_Them_Off/
The ghosts of Ava and Mat (we lied!), signing off...
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[ 2020-10-15 17:05:56 CET ] [ Original post ]
- Rip Them Off - Linux [169.56 M]
Welcome [New Hire Name Here]. We’re proud¹ to have you as the newest member² of our [Product Name Here] sales team. Here at [Subsidiary Company Name Here] we’re passionately committed to [Vague Passionate Commitment Here] and we know you are too³.
Here at [Company Name] we’re all about giving the people what they want, and what they want is [Product Name] (the ad boys have seen to that!⁴).
As a valuable member of our [Company] family⁵ this is where you come in.
¹ Any assertion of pride is purely performative and does not reflect the Board’s opinion of individual employees
² Unless otherwise stated new employees shall be referred to as “Office Drone”
³ Please see Standard Employee Contract section 11b Subsection 12: “Your New Personal Opinions”
⁴ Any suggestion of consumer manipulation by [Company Name] advertising practices is purely hypothetical
⁵ [Company Name] is a registered corporation and not a familial unit. Please see Employee Contract section 154a, “Knowing Your {Lack Of} Rights”
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Maximising profit and satisfying the board will require planning. In each city, utilise suspiciously* empty locations and create an inescapable maze of retail opportunities the masses simply won’t be able to refuse!*not suspicious at all
Spend
Those stores aren’t gonna build themselves*! Make sure to prioritise your earning potential by managing your budget: buy the right stores in the right locations at the right price.*Self-building stores coming in [Unobtainable Release Date Here]!
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Once you build it, they will come. And keep coming! But it’ll take more than one location to satisfy the Board’s exponential profiteering*. Combine locations and store types to really take them for all they’re worth and open up exciting new opportunities around the world!*Year on year growth is currently set at a more-than-reasonable 3015%
- An innovative new type of game: Combining puzzle mechanics with tower defence games, Rip Them Off is a new breed of challenge, easy to pick up but hard to master.
- Gorgeous design: Evoke your inner Mad Man with 1950s inspired music and graphics.
- Addictive gameplay: Each new city provides an increasingly devilish challenge. Can you make it all the way to the biggest metropoles?
- Go fast or slow: Control the flow of time to make sure your strategies unfold with perfection.
Choose your location, choose your stores, give the people what they want. And of course, don’t forget to…
Rip them off!
- OS: Ubuntu 12.04+. SteamOS+
- Processor: SSE2 instruction set supportMemory: 1024 MB RAM
- Memory: 1024 MB RAM
- Graphics: shader model 3.0
- Storage: 500 MB available space
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