Hey y'all! Just a lil' update for you--we recently changed some of the art in Cat President 1, and this patch ensures that the characters and backgrounds remain consistent between the two games, where needed.
- New character portraits for Bernie, Rock Patriot, Skateboarder and [strike]Mr.[/strike] Mrs. Drew.
- A few new and updated backgrounds.
- Corrected typos and grammar errors.
[ 2022-10-24 20:02:27 CET ] [ Original post ]
Every four years, there's a chance for your voice to be heard. Are you happy with the way things are? Are you optimistic for the direction your country is headed? Or is it time...for a purrlitical revolution? That's right! We're in the early (EARLY, EARLY EARLY EARLYEARLYEARLY) stages of planning Cat President 3: Subtitle TBD, and we have an important decision to make: ...Who actually won the presidency in Cat President 2: Purrlitical Revolution? Which pathway is canon? Will it be four more years of President DJ Nibbles, or is it time for some fresh (cat) blood? We're holding a special election, right here and now, to decide who the canonical president should be in Cat President 3: Do We Even Want "3" in the Title?. Is it: - Poopsie IX, the wealthy heir to the presidential throne (and party favorite?) - Kaleidoscope, the celebri-kitty who once played the President on TV? - Mr. Biscuits, the single dad who's just here to have fun? - Earl Grey, the elderstates-cat with something to prove? - Banders, the political protester turned politician? - Fe.Line, the robot? Or is it: - President DJ Nibbles, the cute incumbent who wears his heart on his tail? Vote now, by posting your choice in the comments! In one week, we'll tally up the results and elect the real, official, actually binding canon CAT PRESIDENT.
[ 2022-09-15 17:50:23 CET ] [ Original post ]
*puts down broom* Don't mind me, just sweeping away some bugs!! - Enabled scroll backward/forward, purr request - Added a sound effect (courtesy of my dog) to the intro - Corrected bug with unlocking Earl Grey's normal ending - Corrected bug where the game resets the default text speed every time you play - Corrected bug with the way the main character's name is displayed in certain endings - Removed the lines in Earl Grey's pathway that use the player's OS username for a joke - Corrected typos Happy cat-smooching!!
[ 2021-02-18 23:57:32 CET ] [ Original post ]
*puts down broom* Don't mind me, just sweeping away some bugs!! - Enabled scroll backward/forward, purr request - Added a sound effect (courtesy of my dog) to the intro - Corrected bug with unlocking Earl Grey's normal ending - Corrected bug where the game resets the default text speed every time you play - Corrected bug with the way the main character's name is displayed in certain endings - Removed the lines in Earl Grey's pathway that use the player's OS username for a joke - Corrected typos Happy cat-smooching!!
[ 2021-02-18 23:56:29 CET ] [ Original post ]
*puts down broom* Don't mind me, just sweeping away some bugs!! - Enabled scroll backward/forward, purr request - Added a sound effect (courtesy of my dog) to the intro - Corrected bug with unlocking Earl Grey's normal ending - Corrected bug where the game resets the default text speed every time you play - Corrected bug with the way the main character's name is displayed in certain endings - Removed the lines in Earl Grey's pathway that use the player's OS username for a joke - Corrected typos Happy cat-smooching!!
[ 2021-02-18 23:56:15 CET ] [ Original post ]
Another teeny tiny update for y'all! - Added a special new background - Minor graphical enhancements - Two new puns - Corrected typos
[ 2020-11-12 22:52:46 CET ] [ Original post ]
Surprisingly, we haven't found too many typos yet!! Still got a quick update for y'all: - Fixed glitch with kitten's name in the Mr. Biscuits pathway (thanks for finding this, AceFanGirl!) - Resized Mom - Added podcast icon to main menu - Added missing background kitty to end credits - Fixed typos
[ 2020-10-30 21:15:29 CET ] [ Original post ]
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The cats are back to win your heart—and your vote!
In a world where talking cats control the U.S. government, President DJ Nibbles is running for re-election. The Fancy Furballs want to find the purrfect candidate to defeat him, so they've turned to you: a random ride-share driver who...didn't even know there WAS an election. But that's no reason to think you can't run a great Presidential campaign!
Can you handle the world of Presidential politics? Do you even know what a campaign manager does? Will you find love or heartbreak with your candidate? Leading the purrlitical revolution is up to you!
Because wouldn't things be better if humans weren't in charge?
With a script that's over 100,000 words long, Cat President 2 is a visual novel packed full of romance, humor and cute pictures of cats. Fans of the first game and newcomers alike are sure to enjoy this game! Cast your vote today!
Q: Uhh, why are cats running For President?
A: Twenty-four years ago, the government became so corrupt that humans were permanently banned from taking office. Talking cats was seen as the superior option.
Q: Is it true that cats simplified the political process?
A: Yes! The Fancy Furballs have a maximum of six Presidential candidates, instead of letting everyone and their grandma run for election. (Sorry, grandma.) And instead of having over 50 separate elections, there are just two: the East Coast Primary and the West Coast Primary!
Q: What gorgeous cats can the main character fall in love with?
A: There are six main storylines in this game, one for each candidate.
By far the most qualified candidate is Poopsie IX. Groomed for success from an early age, he's hair apparent of Poopsie I, the first ever cat president. But though he knows everything about politics, he has a lot to learn about love. Will you teach him how to think with his heart and not his head?
Kaleidoscope is a handsome movie star, hoping to dip his tail into the world of politics. Unfortunately he's treating his campaign like a promotional tour—and his agent seems determined to derail everything! Can this Clawlywood cat claw his way to the top?
Wildcard candidate Mr. Biscuits loves hanging out with his kitten and telling hilarious dad jokes. No kitten around! But can a working single dad handle the stress of a Presidential campaign? Or will his candidacy be scratched?
Fe.Line is a robot cat, specially programmed to become President of the United States. Though he may seem cold and emotionless at first, he does have some softer subroutines in his robotic heart. Can you crack the code of this mechanical candidate?
Earl Grey is old. Like, super old. But even though he's lost many (MANY) Presidential elections in the past, he's hoping that his two decades of experience will be enough for him to triumph—or at least, get those dang kittens to turn their music down.
And finally! Banders is a wildcat who's spent most of his life as a political protester. Now he's trying to dismantle the system from within! ...Just as soon as he finds his pudding cups.
- Processor: 1 GhzMemory: 512 MB RAMStorage: 900 MB available space
- Memory: 512 MB RAMStorage: 900 MB available space
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