This game is a simulation of the largest permanent construction site of our time (we assume that and did not research it for security reasons). Since 14 years a new airport is being built in Berlin, which should have been opened already in 2012. Until today the opening has been postponed again and again. Why? Find out for yourself with this awesome and ultrarealistic game made by the biggest satire website in Germany "The Postillon"!
Slip into the role of the construction manager and build the airport BER from the ground up. Can you manage to open it in time?

Flaws appearing again and again!
We reveal more than 100 problems that have so far been kept under wraps by the site management, as well as the options for solving them. Flaws in this game are not bugs, but a feature!

Guaranteed high frustration factor!
You have a relaxed and happy life and want to feel that humility and disappointment you remember from the past? Or you have a humble and disappointing life and need an experience that makes your everyday life seem smooth and joyful by comparison? Look no further! The Crazy Airport Construction Simulator offers you the most frustrating experience since you tried to rescue the neighbor's cat from the tree with a softair.

Read articles!
We have lovelessly clapped the best articles about BER from our archive into the game. But not only that, for diligent players there are also four new, exclusive articles to discover.

You have read so far and have not yet installed the game? Phew, then I guess we'll have to find other calibers:

Nude pictures of Scarlett Johannson and Ryan Gosling
In an exclusive postillon photo shoot Scarlett Johannson and Ryan Gosling dropped all their clothes. As a reward, you will get to see them as soon as they have opened the airport.

Map to the holy grail
We have found the holy grail. We share the GPS coordinates with anyone who opens the airport in the game before 2030.