Please, Don’t Touch Anything is a cryptic, brain-racking button-pushing simulation.
Covering for a colleague who is taking a bathroom break, you find yourself in front of a mysterious panel which only component is a red button. And since you’ve clearly been instructed not to touch anything, the only thing you want to do now is push that damn button.
Push it and expect to be held liable for any unintended aftermath. And there will be many.
FEATURES
- 25 devious enigmas
- Singular pixel art
- Atmospheric chiptune soundtrack
- Steam Cards
- Achievements
- Please, Don’t Touch Anything Linux-Ubuntu [50.75 M]
Please, Don\'t Touch Anything 2025 Refresh Update
Wow! It\'s been 9 years since the last update to Please, Don\'t Touch Anything on Steam. There\'s an entire generation of gamers who haven\'t taken a turn at solving the fiendishly mind-bending puzzles, and we wanted to take a moment to update the classic game to ensure it runs great on current Windows and Mac systems.
We\'ve also taken the opportunity to move to the current version of GameMaker, and clean up some bugs that have been bothering us for.. well.. years.
This refresh update will also make it easier to push new updates in the future. We\'ve got a few ideas...
General Changes & Fixes
Updated to latest version of GameMaker
[/*]Updated to latest Steamworks SDK and API
[/*]Fixed various missing art elements across the game
[/*]Added missing animation frame in Bender Ending
[/*]Updated deprecated effects used in some endings to use more modern effects
[/*]Fixed bug where game would snap back to first monitor when using dual monitors
[/*]Fixed custom cursor missing issues
[/*]Pressed the red button (Sorry...)
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Platform-Specific Changes
Windows
Updated to support Windows 10 & 11
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MacOS
Updated to support MacOS 10.14+
[/*]Game updated to run on modern Apple Silicon hardware
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We hope you enjoy this update! If you encounter any issues, please reach out to our Support Team at support@forwardxp.com
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