Stramedia: my_MISADVENTURE (tuxdb.com)

AUG2022 Devlog - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hey, Steam gang! Sorry for leaving you folks hanging. Things got very busy. So busy, infact, that I really don't know where to begin writing this article. So, let's cut the crap right to the chase. Quite a lot of stuff has happened here and there, and some might - understandably and rightfully - claim that the recent times have been very difficult. And I couldn't agree more: it's been hard to even comprehend an asston of bewildering events that occurred (and still happening as we speak), it's not shocking anymore, but immensely depressing. I am even questioning how we continue to go all about with our lives like everything is all sunshines and rainbows. ...And honestly? I'm pretty much tired of constantly being sad. So I am gonna be twisting some things around. I'll be attempting to make funny-type-video devlogs that may even accompany text-posts like this one. And here is one right down below this paragraph. [previewyoutube=pQBzVRsmRD8;full]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQBzVRsmRD8[/previewyoutube] Now, for the TL;DR for the video and this post in general, click/tap on spoiler stuff to unveil the brief summary. [spoiler]Despite what you might think, Stramedia's development will still continue, although in a much different engine to attempt avoiding the crunch, meaning that I am back to Square One (the good news is that what is currently present in the Construct 3 project file of the game can be easily used as a cheat sheet). Although there will be significant presentation changes, like the game transitioning from 2D to... 2.5D but "prettier" (I am not sure if I am legally allowed to use the "HD 2D" term), though it comes with a free 2D Camera Perspective mode video setting. The plan to release the game on Steam is not off the table. Fuck John Riccitiello though. . God speed. To hell with the regime.[/spoiler] Alright, that will be all for now; that's all the time I've got. I will continue doing my thing. Stay safe now. Make love and videogames for the better tomorrow, not war and NFTs -Colbeala (Retroey Doofery)

[ 2022-08-16 16:24:41 CET ] [ Original post ]

Stramedia: my_MISADVENTURE
Nickolai Filipanov & Co.

Developer

Retroey Doofery Productions

Publisher

Aiming for 2022 now or some much later time

Release

Indie RPG Adventure Singleplayer

"Good evening! You've been invited!"

...it started off, continuing that it's an invitation to the "Stramedia Safehouse Facility" breach. The survey was...odd, to say the least, but some of the things were done fairly easy, though I didn't think it would go through. Then some of the days were spend outside of our homes and school, though it's up to you to think of whenever or not these were the good days. And then I am sure you know what happened next.

Stramedia - my_MISADVENTURE is an indie horror themed adventure game where you step into the shoes of a classroom warden who signed the agreement to possibly the most bizarre, yet somewhat deadly school trip in his entire life. Of course it may not start off deadly right away, but, uh...yeah, things are gonna escalate. But can you blame him? He really didn't know what he and his friends (fiends? Frienemies?) were going up for.

Well, what can he do now? Surprise, surprise, getting the hell outta there he must.

(AKA: the stuff worth checking it out and/or purchasing for)

The main protagonist is wearing a fedora hat! This is probably the best selling point to this game... I think! I mean...this is one of the main factors you got attracted to that other game with a kid, the kid's hat, the stuff...uh, no? Okay, but if you know what you're doing, you can find and recruit three other friends you'll get (or have) to play as!
Essentially, this is another "average mediocre indie" horror game, except the mediocrity here is 99% intentional! And not to mention that it's got everything you love and hate to see and experience in a horror themed videogame! Stupid simple and ridiculous (and somehow twisted) puzzles (with a lot of "ands"), cliché monsters and thirsty spooky mannequins...except they actually want to drink tea, you pervert. Get out of here!
Simplistic Visual Pixel Art Style, Soundtrack and Audio Design! If you like looking at pixels with different contrast, I am sure your eyes will love that, and if your ears love to feast on the Low-Quality DPCM-ish Audio, giving you an illusion that you're playing a crappy retro GameBoy Advance styled game or something, then you're all welcome in!..oh, wait, I forgot that we are talking about a game that LOOKS pretty retro...huh, that's lame.
No, really. That kid has a hat.
Despite it's horror nature, it's also a comedy game! What kind of comedy? This game has got most of it! Whenever it's all bad puns, visual humor, random, dark, dry or somehow outright gross and ("mildly") offensive humor, Stramedia has it in the stock and shelves!
Prepare for some surrealism, because no matter if it's an optical thing or not, things are...weird, yet somewhat disturbing, but not personal space like disturbing, because this is where it draws the line even for us.
A nice variety of accessibility options! Whenever you want to reposition the dialogue box, change it's text size, whenever you find some colored text hard to read, or just don't feel like playing the game with a controller and just want to rest your only arm and control the game with it, it's no problem! The accessibility (and other) settings options may enhance the experience more nicely! (if there's something you want to suggest, please let us know and we will gladly look into adding it!)
Seriously, that kid is wearing my hat! SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING! DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY WITH MY HAT!! >:U

MINIMAL SETUPOS: Ubuntu 16.04 LTS
Processor: Any 2.70GHz+. 32-bit ProcessorMemory: 4 GB RAM
Memory: 4 GB RAM
Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GT 640; AMD Radeon RX 640 or equivalent
Storage: 1 GB available space
RECOMMENDED SETUPOS: Ubuntu 20.10
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Graphics: Literally anything powerful that can even run M...is...is Minecraft even on Linux? htf would this joke go...ah jeez.
Storage: 5 GB available space

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