Greetings, my darlings residing within the noisy city of Valve, Steam City! Sorry it's been a long time since I wrote here, so, I am gonna say that in spite to what's going out IRL, the game's development in Unity has been going surprisingly great! (and aside from that, I've successfully graduated college, now I'm a certified technician-programmer (but more leaning towards being a software engineer), so I am taking this stuff more and more seriously)!
So, to those sticking around - that also includes you, the random bypassers <3 - I really want to thank you for still continuing following me on my rather crazy journey to develop this project. I feel like it's been... forever since the game started development, and since some of you have stuck around for so long, I'm thinking of offering you something special.
Like, very, VERY VERY VERY special!
EXTREMELY SPECIAL, [strike]IT WILL MAKE YOU SQUIRT[/strike]-it will make you push onto a ketchup bottle so hard, it explodes over a big radius inside of your kitchen.
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.........Okay...
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...You ready?
Cool.
So, do you like free stuff?
Do you like giveaways?
Do you like Steam product keys?
Boy, then I feel like you may or may not like what I've got in the bag.
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In my possession are (about up to) 50 genuine steam keys for Stramedia: my_MISADVENTURE.
What if I told you that you can get yourself one...
...by subscribing to me on Boosty???
That is exactly right, folks!!! Life has gotten so bad, I am holding 50 Steam keys hostage for ransom!!!
Okay, I kid - maybe not entirely for ransom, but since I really would like to develop this game independently in a completely safer environment, I just felt like opening an open pool allowing for folks like you to freely donate or subscribe to me to support a project like Stramedia: my_MISADVENTURE and give a Steam key for it, so one can just wait until the game hits gold and play them right away. I could have absolutely chosen Patreon or Ko-Fi, but considering the given circumstances in my living space (hell, I even dedicated an entire section in one of the previous public lengthy news posts) my options were extremely limited, and neither of these were an option due to PayPal going completely kaput (and Stripe never being available in Russia from the very beginning).
Besides, I miss writing bimonthly progress report devlogs, so how could I refuse starting my own personal 'development magazine' containing (even the most minor and even MAJOR) spoilers?
Aside from a "one per user" Steam key, depending on a selected subscription tier level, you will also get:
- Your name listed in the game's credits!
- Early access to an occasional drawing I'll end up whipping up!
- Maybe I can make a drawing of you, also!
- Access to some WIP content - and yes, that also includes exclusive devlogs! (would that also include Boosty exclusive demo builds? Hmmm... that's definitely something I should consider.)
- You'll make development streams a possibility, regardless of whenever they're public or not!
- And some stuff I scrap in real time and don't intend to release to the public! (ooo, secrets, yummy yummy in my tummy!!!)
- You'll get to partake in occasional executive decisions via... polls.
Stramedia: my_MISADVENTURE
Nickolai Filipanov & Co.
Retroey Doofery Productions
Aiming for 2022 now or some much later time
Indie RPG Adventure Singleplayer
Game News Posts 27
🎹🖱️Keyboard + Mouse
🎮 Full Controller Support
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https://rd_nickf.indie.af/stramedia_mM/
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1221670 
Me and my mom have been having a good dinner in the kitchen that night, then the doorbell rang and an envelope slipped through the mail hole.
"Good evening! You've been invited!"
...it started off, continuing that it's an invitation to the "Stramedia Safehouse Facility" breach. The survey was...odd, to say the least, but some of the things were done fairly easy, though I didn't think it would go through. Then some of the days were spend outside of our homes and school, though it's up to you to think of whenever or not these were the good days. And then I am sure you know what happened next.Stramedia - my_MISADVENTURE is an indie horror themed adventure game where you step into the shoes of a classroom warden who signed the agreement to possibly the most bizarre, yet somewhat deadly school trip in his entire life. Of course it may not start off deadly right away, but, uh...yeah, things are gonna escalate. But can you blame him? He really didn't know what he and his friends (fiends? Frienemies?) were going up for.
Well, what can he do now? Surprise, surprise, getting the hell outta there he must.
(AKA: the stuff worth checking it out and/or purchasing for)
- The main protagonist is wearing a fedora hat! This is probably the best selling point to this game... I think! I mean...this is one of the main factors you got attracted to that other game with a kid, the kid's hat, the stuff...uh, no? Okay, but if you know what you're doing, you can find and recruit three other friends you'll get (or have) to play as!
- Essentially, this is another "average mediocre indie" horror game, except the mediocrity here is 99% intentional! And not to mention that it's got everything you love and hate to see and experience in a horror themed videogame! Stupid simple and ridiculous (and somehow twisted) puzzles (with a lot of "ands"), cliché monsters and thirsty spooky mannequins...except they actually want to drink tea, you pervert. Get out of here!
- Simplistic Visual Pixel Art Style, Soundtrack and Audio Design! If you like looking at pixels with different contrast, I am sure your eyes will love that, and if your ears love to feast on the Low-Quality DPCM-ish Audio, giving you an illusion that you're playing a crappy retro GameBoy Advance styled game or something, then you're all welcome in!..oh, wait, I forgot that we are talking about a game that LOOKS pretty retro...huh, that's lame.
- No, really. That kid has a hat.
- Despite it's horror nature, it's also a comedy game! What kind of comedy? This game has got most of it! Whenever it's all bad puns, visual humor, random, dark, dry or somehow outright gross and ("mildly") offensive humor, Stramedia has it in the stock and shelves!
- Prepare for some surrealism, because no matter if it's an optical thing or not, things are...weird, yet somewhat disturbing, but not personal space like disturbing, because this is where it draws the line even for us.
- A nice variety of accessibility options! Whenever you want to reposition the dialogue box, change it's text size, whenever you find some colored text hard to read, or just don't feel like playing the game with a controller and just want to rest your only arm and control the game with it, it's no problem! The accessibility (and other) settings options may enhance the experience more nicely! (if there's something you want to suggest, please let us know and we will gladly look into adding it!)
- Seriously, that kid is wearing my hat! SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING! DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY WITH MY HAT!! >:U
- OS: Ubuntu 16.04 LTS
- Processor: Any 2.70GHz+. 32-bit ProcessorMemory: 4 GB RAM
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GT 640; AMD Radeon RX 640 or equivalent
- Storage: 1 GB available space
- OS: Ubuntu 20.10
- Processor: Any 4.0GHz+. 64-bit ProcessorMemory: 8 GB RAM
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: Literally anything powerful that can even run M...is...is Minecraft even on Linux? htf would this joke go...ah jeez.
- Storage: 5 GB available space
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