The Ditty of Carmeana (tuxdb.com)

The Ditty of Carmeana

Tampered Evidence Developer

Tampered Evidence Publisher

1970-01-01 Release

Indie Adventure SingleplayerTags

Game News Posts: 27

🎹🖱️Keyboard + Mouse

Very Positive (52 reviews)

http://www.thedittyofcarmeana.com/

Steam Store

Public Linux Depots:

The Ditty of Carmeana Linux Binary [88.49 M]

Bugfix release: Oops all regressions

Made a release to fix three crashes, all regressions I inadvertently introduced in the last update. Two of the regressions are edge cases that any developer might have made.

If you try to bypass cut scenes very fast you could trigger a bypass before the cut scene has a chance to get properly set up. This has been fixed, and you can now bypass as fast as your trigger fingers can click.
Doing certain things in certain situations where a converstation loads dynamically crashes the game, this has been fixed. Easiest way to reproduce would be to eat a fortune cookie while standing near Achilles.

The last one, however, was unbelievably stupid and careless.

If you tried to start a new game, it would crash.

Even the error was stupid: it was a line of code I originally put in as my first approach to remembering cutscenes across games. I changed my mind on the approach I would take, but never took that line out, even though I was aware of that line was still in there, and reminded myself several times that I better take it out. I just never did. Even then, it would have been harmless except that I made another probably needless edit, and those two edits combined to cause the crash. The thing is, I could have sworn that I started and played a new game while testing the update. I guess not. Oh well. So if you were having problems starting a new game, you should be good to go now. Once again, a big thanks to all those who report issues.

[ 2022-04-30 20:26:30 CET ] [ Original post ]

An epic action-adventure video game that is definitely not a legend.

If you're looking for a game where you blow up a lot of stuff or murder a lot of people... this is not your game.

If you're looking for a game that's a beautiful visual spectacle... this is not your game.

But, if you're looking for witty razor-sharp satire on the themes of video games in our society... this is still not your game.

If you are looking for a zany spoof in the style of Monty Python and Mel Brooks... this is your game.

The beautiful, redheaded, and obnoxiously thin Princess Carmeana has been kidnapped and held ransom. The King, not wanting to incur the expense of deploying the army, decides to recruit a "fairy boy" to Rescue the Princess™. Meanwhile, there lived a poor farm boy named Kai (pronounced "Lance"). One day as he was trudging back to town, he encountered a fairy named Tabitha and saved her from financial ruin. Tabitha decided to tag along with Kai for awhile (it was the least she could do). As luck (or Destiny, depending on whether you believe Tabitha or Kai) would have it, they soon encountered an army recruiter who was looking for a "fairy boy". Kai's Glorious Quest™ to save the hot rich skinny redhead had begun.

In this third-person action adventure, Kai will travel all over the ostensibly medieval kingdom of Bowtudgel (rhymes with "cow cudgel") in his quest to Rescue the Princess™. Along the way, he will solve puzzles, make money, conquer a set dungeons that are one-to-one with the Kingdom's major biomes, help people (sort of), kill enemies (sort of), buy hats, and find future DLC sidequests that you know very well the game developers will never get around to making. Along the way, he'll discover that there might be something even bigger at stake than a missing princess....

MINIMAL SETUPProcessor: 1.5 GhzMemory: 2 GB RAM
Memory: 2 GB RAM
Graphics: AMD Radeon 300 series. NVidia GeForce 700 series. or thereabouts. 1 GB
Storage: 600 MB available space

💰 Games on Sale 💰

GAMEBILLET

[ 6084 ]