The Ditty of Carmeana (tuxdb.com)

The Ditty of Carmeana

Tampered Evidence Developer

Tampered Evidence Publisher

1970-01-01 Release

Indie Adventure SingleplayerTags

Game News Posts: 28

🎹🖱️Keyboard + Mouse

Very Positive (52 reviews)

http://www.thedittyofcarmeana.com/

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The Ditty of Carmeana Linux Binary [88.49 M]

Bugfix update, plus a little empty content, and a couple new achievements

Build 1883 of the Ditty of Carmeana is released. The new content is a scene I threw in mostly just to look at, there's a couple people to talk to there but no items to be got or any gameplay. The scene is unlocked after you "beat" the game, and you get an achievement for reaching it. The other achievement is for the Andria sidequest, if you find her eight pieces of furniture (which is how many there are in the game). If you have saved game where you already found all eight, you can get the achievement just by talking to her. Here's a list of fixes:

Fixed a crash that occurred when pausing the game when music occurs in conversation (most obviously, while Lance plays Sonata #14 in the Chateau)
Fixed an issue where the game could crash sporadically if you talk to Tabitha (or, sometimes, other characters) when the strikebreakers are firing at you
Fixed an issue where some of the conversation with Dawn Elly never got reached
Closed a loophole that put some of Tabitha's advice and the Map Question Markers out of sync with the current situation. This situation could occur any time after defeating the Chateau, however it never made the game unwinnable
Various other small fixes, spelling fixes, and additions

As always, thanks to those who reported issues. NOT IN THIS COMMIT Those who have read my developer blog might be expecting another change in regard to the Speed Boots. That change is not in this commit; however, it is coming. Additionally, I'm planning to add a sidequest that takes place in the University of Chingaim Library. (Preview: it'll be mystery solving sidequest. Oooooh.) Those changes will be in the first content update. No ETA for that release since I'm back to my normal life and I work on this when I have time and feel like it.

[ 2022-06-13 06:49:42 CET ] [ Original post ]

An epic action-adventure video game that is definitely not a legend.

If you're looking for a game where you blow up a lot of stuff or murder a lot of people... this is not your game.

If you're looking for a game that's a beautiful visual spectacle... this is not your game.

But, if you're looking for witty razor-sharp satire on the themes of video games in our society... this is still not your game.

If you are looking for a zany spoof in the style of Monty Python and Mel Brooks... this is your game.

The beautiful, redheaded, and obnoxiously thin Princess Carmeana has been kidnapped and held ransom. The King, not wanting to incur the expense of deploying the army, decides to recruit a "fairy boy" to Rescue the Princess™. Meanwhile, there lived a poor farm boy named Kai (pronounced "Lance"). One day as he was trudging back to town, he encountered a fairy named Tabitha and saved her from financial ruin. Tabitha decided to tag along with Kai for awhile (it was the least she could do). As luck (or Destiny, depending on whether you believe Tabitha or Kai) would have it, they soon encountered an army recruiter who was looking for a "fairy boy". Kai's Glorious Quest™ to save the hot rich skinny redhead had begun.

In this third-person action adventure, Kai will travel all over the ostensibly medieval kingdom of Bowtudgel (rhymes with "cow cudgel") in his quest to Rescue the Princess™. Along the way, he will solve puzzles, make money, conquer a set dungeons that are one-to-one with the Kingdom's major biomes, help people (sort of), kill enemies (sort of), buy hats, and find future DLC sidequests that you know very well the game developers will never get around to making. Along the way, he'll discover that there might be something even bigger at stake than a missing princess....

MINIMAL SETUPProcessor: 1.5 GhzMemory: 2 GB RAM
Memory: 2 GB RAM
Graphics: AMD Radeon 300 series. NVidia GeForce 700 series. or thereabouts. 1 GB
Storage: 600 MB available space

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