The Ditty of Carmeana
Tampered Evidence Developer
Tampered Evidence Publisher
1970-01-01 Release
Game News Posts:
28
🎹🖱️Keyboard + Mouse
Very Positive
(52 reviews)
Public Linux Depots:
- The Ditty of Carmeana Linux Binary [88.49 M]
The Ditty of Carmeana on sale for the Holiday, plus new content coming!
[ 2024-12-20 09:33:24 CET ] [ Original post ]
Ditty of Carmeana is the perfect holiday gift for your friends because, let's face it, you don't know what to get them and you hate shopping. Keep things simple and give them the gift of Carmeana!
Especially now that it's on Sale for the Steam Winter Sale.
And really especially because an update with a major sidequest is coming!
Update on Update
I am trying to get it done by the New Year. It's, well it's coming along but I kind of got distracted on something. There is a thing in the game that is not done, and not something that has a Future* DLC sign on it. I had kind of overlooked it and only realized it was still unimplemented about two days before the release date, I was frazzled at that point and was like, ah, it's a minor feature, I'll just implement it first release. And here, nearly three years after the release I'm finally getting to it.
That has nothing to with the promised content, except that the update will be a few days or so later than it would have been. The actual DLC update is coming along just fine, it's pretty complex though. You can see a sneak preview of the setting if you head to Tivany Hall in Brobensy.
And, uh, if you are one of those people who thinks this game had too much dialogue, you might want to skip this new sidequest....
[ 2024-12-20 09:33:24 CET ] [ Original post ]
An epic action-adventure video game that is definitely not a legend.
If you're looking for a game where you blow up a lot of stuff or murder a lot of people... this is not your game.
If you're looking for a game that's a beautiful visual spectacle... this is not your game.
But, if you're looking for witty razor-sharp satire on the themes of video games in our society... this is still not your game.
If you are looking for a zany spoof in the style of Monty Python and Mel Brooks... this is your game.
The beautiful, redheaded, and obnoxiously thin Princess Carmeana has been kidnapped and held ransom. The King, not wanting to incur the expense of deploying the army, decides to recruit a "fairy boy" to Rescue the Princess™. Meanwhile, there lived a poor farm boy named Kai (pronounced "Lance"). One day as he was trudging back to town, he encountered a fairy named Tabitha and saved her from financial ruin. Tabitha decided to tag along with Kai for awhile (it was the least she could do). As luck (or Destiny, depending on whether you believe Tabitha or Kai) would have it, they soon encountered an army recruiter who was looking for a "fairy boy". Kai's Glorious Quest™ to save the hot rich skinny redhead had begun.
In this third-person action adventure, Kai will travel all over the ostensibly medieval kingdom of Bowtudgel (rhymes with "cow cudgel") in his quest to Rescue the Princess™. Along the way, he will solve puzzles, make money, conquer a set dungeons that are one-to-one with the Kingdom's major biomes, help people (sort of), kill enemies (sort of), buy hats, and find future DLC sidequests that you know very well the game developers will never get around to making. Along the way, he'll discover that there might be something even bigger at stake than a missing princess....
If you're looking for a game where you blow up a lot of stuff or murder a lot of people... this is not your game.
If you're looking for a game that's a beautiful visual spectacle... this is not your game.
But, if you're looking for witty razor-sharp satire on the themes of video games in our society... this is still not your game.
If you are looking for a zany spoof in the style of Monty Python and Mel Brooks... this is your game.
The beautiful, redheaded, and obnoxiously thin Princess Carmeana has been kidnapped and held ransom. The King, not wanting to incur the expense of deploying the army, decides to recruit a "fairy boy" to Rescue the Princess™. Meanwhile, there lived a poor farm boy named Kai (pronounced "Lance"). One day as he was trudging back to town, he encountered a fairy named Tabitha and saved her from financial ruin. Tabitha decided to tag along with Kai for awhile (it was the least she could do). As luck (or Destiny, depending on whether you believe Tabitha or Kai) would have it, they soon encountered an army recruiter who was looking for a "fairy boy". Kai's Glorious Quest™ to save the hot rich skinny redhead had begun.
In this third-person action adventure, Kai will travel all over the ostensibly medieval kingdom of Bowtudgel (rhymes with "cow cudgel") in his quest to Rescue the Princess™. Along the way, he will solve puzzles, make money, conquer a set dungeons that are one-to-one with the Kingdom's major biomes, help people (sort of), kill enemies (sort of), buy hats, and find future DLC sidequests that you know very well the game developers will never get around to making. Along the way, he'll discover that there might be something even bigger at stake than a missing princess....
MINIMAL SETUP
- Processor: 1.5 GhzMemory: 2 GB RAM
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: AMD Radeon 300 series. NVidia GeForce 700 series. or thereabouts. 1 GB
- Storage: 600 MB available space
GAMEBILLET
[ 6083 ]
GAMERSGATE
[ 1632 ]
MacGamestore
[ 1917 ]
FANATICAL BUNDLES
Time left:
356335 days, 2 hours, 33 minutes
Time left:
1 days, 9 hours, 33 minutes
Time left:
6 days, 9 hours, 33 minutes
Time left:
12 days, 9 hours, 33 minutes
Time left:
20 days, 9 hours, 33 minutes
Time left:
35 days, 9 hours, 33 minutes
Time left:
13 days, 9 hours, 33 minutes
Time left:
36 days, 9 hours, 33 minutes
Time left:
35 days, 9 hours, 33 minutes
Time left:
36 days, 9 hours, 33 minutes
Time left:
20 days, 9 hours, 33 minutes
Time left:
14 days, 9 hours, 33 minutes
Time left:
42 days, 9 hours, 33 minutes
Time left:
33 days, 9 hours, 33 minutes
Time left:
35 days, 9 hours, 33 minutes
Time left:
28 days, 9 hours, 33 minutes
Time left:
34 days, 9 hours, 33 minutes
HUMBLE BUNDLES
Time left:
2 days, 3 hours, 33 minutes
Time left:
7 days, 3 hours, 33 minutes
Time left:
7 days, 3 hours, 33 minutes
Time left:
9 days, 3 hours, 33 minutes
Time left:
14 days, 3 hours, 33 minutes
by buying games/dlcs from affiliate links you are supporting tuxDB
