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chrispy_turtle
🎮 Just Chatting
📺 twitch
📑 I am writing a book about all the things i should be doing in my life... It's an oughtobiography.
chrispy_turtle
🎮 Just Chatting
📺 twitch
📑 Someone needs to give the Twitch executives a Snickers bar. They aren't themselves when they are hungry
chrispy_turtle
🎮 Just Chatting
📺 twitch
📑 Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society - Mark Twain
chrispy_turtle
🎮 Just Chatting
📺 twitch
📑 I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.
chrispy_turtle
🎮 The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom
📺 twitch
📑 You want me to build stuff while wearing tik tok leggings you say? Bet.
chrispy_turtle
🎮 Just Chatting
📺 twitch
📑 You want me to build stuff while wearing tik tok leggings you say? Bet.
chrispy_turtle
🎮 Just Chatting
📺 twitch
📑 Jet fart clouds can linger for hours in case you want to track the plane that just kidnapped your loved ones.
chrispy_turtle
🎮 Just Chatting
📺 twitch
📑 Me: * A normal Turtle streaming * Chat: "EAT A PEACH!!!!!" O_o
chrispy_turtle
🎮 Just Chatting
📺 twitch
📑 A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "uno, dos..." *poof*... He disappeared without a tres.
chrispy_turtle
🎮 Just Chatting
📺 twitch
📑 I dont spew profanities. I enunciate them like a civilized person.
chrispy_turtle
🎮 Just Chatting
📺 twitch
📑 People are like refrigerators: its whats inside that matters.
chrispy_turtle
🎮 The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
📺 twitch
📑 JUSTICE FOR PLUTO! JUSTICE FOR SMALL PLANET PEOPLE! #TURTLESRIOTFORPLUTO
chrispy_turtle
🎮 Just Chatting
📺 twitch
📑 The Perfect Combination of Mint and Berries with a Satisfying and Delicious Crunch!
chrispy_turtle
🎮 Just Chatting
📺 twitch
📑 Humans like to smell the g3nitals of plants, even going so far as to cut them off and give them to each other...
chrispy_turtle
🎮 Just Chatting
📺 twitch
📑 I clean my house almost every day. I almost cleaned on Monday, almost cleaned it on Tuesday, almost cleaned it on Wednesday
chrispy_turtle
🎮 Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
📺 twitch
📑 LOL has gone from meaning "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say."
chrispy_turtle
🎮 Just Chatting
📺 twitch
📑 Want the leathery skin of an aging trophy wife? Just go tanning every day for a year #lifehacks
chrispy_turtle
🎮 Just Chatting
📺 twitch
📑 "To Hogwarts, the Hobbits I take." - Yoda, Turtle Village Hokage, 2023
chrispy_turtle
🎮 Just Chatting
📺 twitch
📑 Roses are red, violets are blue, my rhyming subroutine is malfunctioning. Orangutan.
chrispy_turtle
🎮 chrispy_turtle
📺 twitch
📑 Subathon Day 7: SHUSH! I can't hear what that voices are sayin!
chrispy_turtle
🎮 Just Chatting
📺 twitch
📑 Subathon Day 4: Chips, Queso, and Coffee. Gonna be a good day!
chrispy_turtle
🎮 Just Chatting
📺 twitch
📑 Subathon Day 4: Chips, Queso, and Coffee. Gonna be a good day!
chrispy_turtle
🎮 Just Chatting
📺 twitch
📑 Subathon Day 4: Chips, Queso, and Coffee. Gonna be a good day!
chrispy_turtle
🎮 The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker HD
📺 twitch
📑 Subathon Day 3: Wait... Day 3???? HOW DID WE GET HERE?? Well Time for some zelda rewritten with some good writers! LETS GOOOOO
chrispy_turtle
🎮 I'm Only Sleeping
📺 twitch
📑 Subathon Day 3: Wait... Day 3???? HOW DID WE GET HERE?? Well Time for some zelda rewritten with some good writers! LETS GOOOOO
chrispy_turtle
🎮 Just Chatting
📺 twitch
📑 Subathon Day 1: Little do you all know.... I'm a major Switfy. If you don't like it, you can just Shake it Off, Shake it Off
chrispy_turtle
🎮 Just Chatting
📺 twitch
📑 Hey! I just met you! And this is crazy, but here's my turtle, so watch me maybe?
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