Hey, puny hums.

We have a small seasonal update for you today: some buffs, and some nerfs, as always. But in the next update after this one, we'll have some truly meaty content for you, ya faithful servants ov the Despot!

Plans for the upcoming (8th) season

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Level 4 item abilities

The "Brawl" multiplayer mode ranking system

List of random mutations available on a level

A whole bunch of minor changes and additions we've been stockpiling [/olist][hr][/hr]

UPDATE 1.3.5

Balance Changes

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Some starting teams have been buffed. Thanks to our long-time community member and moderator-in-training Puny spudiiman for his insightful suggestions!
In the Mutagens difficulty mode, the price of More Altars has been raised to 20 tokens

Random mutation changes: [table] [tr] [th]Mutation name[/th] [th]Changes[/th] [/tr] [tr] [td]Newbie's Luck[/td] [td]Now only level 1 items drop; drop chance is 1% per each newbie. This mutation has become a "must-have" for Grandmasters in the past two seasons, so it needed a pretty big nerf![/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Rain of Bullets[/td] [td]Damage: 150 -> 200[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Mage Gene[/td] [td]Can now also be acquired on Healers[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Guard[/td] [td]Bonus damage: 40 -> 60[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Cult Leader[/td] [td]Bonus armor: 30 -> 45[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Guardian of the Order[/td] [td]Bonus armor: 10% -> 15%[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Serum of Strength[/td] [td]Bonus attack speed: 5% -> 10%[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Thrower Talisman[/td] [td]Bonus magic damage: 10% -> 20%[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Healer Talisman[/td] [td]Bonus magic damage: 5% -> 10%[/td] [/tr] [/table] Mutation tree changes: [table] [tr] [th]Mutation: Magic Defense Bonus[/th] [th]Old[/th] [th]New[/th] [/tr] [tr] [td]Costs[/td] [td]20, 30, 70, 140[/td] [td]20, 30, 80, 120[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Bonuses[/td] [td]20, 35, 55, 85[/td] [td]20, 40, 70, 85[/td] [/tr] [/table] [table] [tr] [th]Mutation: Fhtagn[/th] [th]Old[/th] [th]New[/th] [/tr] [tr] [td]Bonuses[/td] [td]30, 100, 200, 300, 420, 550[/td] [td]30, 100, 200, 300, 400, 500[/td] [/tr] [/table] [table] [tr] [th]Mutation: Mglw'nafh[/th] [th]Old[/th] [th]New[/th] [/tr] [tr] [td]Bonuses[/td] [td]100, 250, 400, 600[/td] [td]100, 250, 350, 500[/td] [/tr] [/table] [table] [tr] [th]Mutation: Wgah'nagl[/th] [th]Old[/th] [th]New[/th] [/tr] [tr] [td]Bonuses[/td] [td]100, 150, 220[/td] [td]100, 150, 200[/td] [/tr] [/table][/expand] [hr][/hr]

King of the Hill Season 6 Results

THE WINNERS:

[table] [tr] [th]1.Txomin[/th] [/tr] [tr] [td]2.painlessdeath22[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]3.PyronimoeTwitch[/td] [/tr] [/table] Congratulations, puny humans! Special medals have been added to your nickname on the KotH leaderboards.

Season 7 starts now and ends on March 2nd at 4 pm UTC.

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[ 2023-02-09 16:00:53 CET ] [ Original post ]

Prepare to die, humans!

A group of people wake up in a strange post-apocalyptic labyrinth — naked, with no memories and with a bunch of weapons. Is this a joke, a crazy experiment, or... a game? You'll find out soon enough, just try not to die first!

Get your pretzels ready

Your puny squad is capable of much more. Choose your loot and transform the squishy humans into wizards, cultists, ninjas and dozens of other heroes, including the mythical stale pretzel throwers. With perks and class combos, there are thousands of ways to build your army. The man-eating cabbage will appreciate the variety in its diet!

Crush your rivals

If you can survive the labyrinth, you'll meet THE UNSTOPPABLE END-GAME BUILDS OF OTHER PLAYERS! You'll beat each other to death and only one will be spared by d'Spot. No offense, but in his own game he writes the rules!

Indirect combat

Prepare your warriors and let them fight it out on their own! Indirect combat allows you to focus heavily on tactical considerations rather than reflexes. Strengthen your front line with fridge-movers, aim your food-throwers and look after your Forbidden Summoners!

Endless exploration

The dungeons are generated from scratch every time, and there is no chance puny humans will ever find the way out! And even if they strike lucky — don't worry, there are endless ways to die in Despot's Game!

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Processor: Intel i5-7500 or equivalentMemory: 2 GB RAM
Memory: 2 GB RAM
Graphics: GeForce GTX 670 / Radeon HD 7970
Storage: 1 GB available space

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