Leave your helmet and pads at home. It's time to play the sport of a true warrior: Goblin Rules Football! Strap yourself into the comfiest gaming chair you own and prepare yourself for the best 90's arcade style, goblin themed, rugby-like, 2D sports game developed for the PC by an amateur game developer that has been released on Steam in years!



Goblin Rules Football (GRF) is an arcade sports game that is sort of like a dumb version of Rugby. You can play single player against the bots or multiplayer in either 1v1 or 3v3 matches.

Punch opposing players to knock them out and steal the ball from them.


Slide tackle to trip them and steal the ball.


Pass the ball to your teammates!


Run as fast as you can to score a touchdown (by actually touching the ball down!)!


Kick the ball downfield to give your team space away from your own end zone!


Collect and use powerful power ups!


Avoid the refuse tossed onto the field by the crowd!


Dodge the rowdy crowd as they streak onto the field!


Always be on the lookout for the lone Goblin Cowboy on his smoke break.