Hey Panda Peeps!

We've got something new and exciting in the store today - a new girl with an upgrade the likes of which you've never seen!

Presenting - Catara! The lovely LightningCat superhero with a need for speed. Catara does everything fast. Everything. (Yes, even that thing that you're thinking of.)

And if you purchase Catara's bundle, you'll not only get the pleasure of her company, outfits and all, but a special new upgrade superpower we're calling "Speed Dating".

Speed Dating allows you to finish any Gift or Date requirement instantly, if you've got the cash and Timeblocks to do it. It's a one-and-done type of deal. Just tap the lightning bolt on any Girl Requirements you see it on, and you'll complete that requirement without any extra menus, buttons, and carpal tunnel.

Since this upgrade is so powerful (and a huge win for people who are deep into the game) Catara will be permanently on sale in the Store from now until the heat death of the universe, or thereabouts. Her bundle is $5 - which is how much super powers cost in real life, probably?

So imagine just how incredible your life would be with the power of Speed Dating - and then make it happen! The power wasn't in you all along this time. But it's roughly the price of a fancy coffee, and will put about the same pep in your step.

Just do it! Gotta go fast! Other memes! And give Catara a smooch from us.

Love you all so hard!
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