
Its that most wonderful time again, but, this year, the tidings are kind of bleak. We just couldn't get ourselves in the holiday mood, while out there the polar bears are turning brown and bright Scandinavian kids are getting bullied by boomers.
So, like the many cold showers were about to take next summer, heres what you can expect from the Warming Signs Update:
3 Bleak New Characters:
Seagulls, sharks and now this. After many distressing encounters,
Shelly had finally had enough of deep-sea littering. It was the plastic straw that broke the camels back. said
Shelly as he began swimming towards the colder, Scandinavian waters, which would eventually lead to his demise.
Having started off as your run-of- the-mill enchanted snowman,
Clayton didnt live up to his name until later in life. The gift of sentience quickly became a tragic curse, for once the snow had melted away, all that was left was filth.
- FRAM, the Brown Polar Bear
What at first glance appeared to be a tiny spot of poo, was soon revealed to be something even fouler. Try as he might,
Fram the polar bear just couldnt get the damned thing off his otherwise pristine fur. Little did he know that this was the beginning of a new phase in his life - browning up.
Other Small Changes
- Twitch Integration Fixes - Some of our favorite broadcasters reported game freezes and crashes when you guys spammed too many PogChamps in chat. This should now be fixed.
- Environmentally Themed Guilt-trips - Because without any winter, there cant really be any winter updates anymore. No pressure!
Thanks for sticking around for yet another year of
Move or Die. See you next decade!
-
The TAG team
[ 2019-12-19 17:56:01 CET ] [ Original post ]