Time for another exciting installment in our Kickass Cameos collection, this time with Yellow Taxi Goes Vroom - an N64-inspired trippy arcade platformer with advanced moves but no jump button! Its also our newly published game and a hell of a ride!

Get Yellow Taxi Goes Vroom On Steam with a 10% Launch Discount!

• A death splatter in the shape of a gear. (YTGV main collectible)
• A trail that goes Vroooom!
• A win-screen confetti featuring Retro Coins, to celebrate in style

Greetings, friendship-ruining game enthusiasts! It's been an incredible journey of 8 years, and wed like to thank you for sticking around with a special kind of update. 8 is the magic number in this update, and we're bringing you some new features to keep things fresh from here to infinity!
Eight time's the charm! From March 14th to March 28th, we're rewarding players for every 8th round won during online play! That's right, not matches, but rounds! Stay sharp, because after every 8th victorious round, you'll receive a random item that you don't already own. You can do this up to 8 times a day, so keep those wins coming! Top Tier Tweets! If you manage to clinch 8 consecutive match wins, you'll earn yourself a spot in the limelight! Win 8 times in a row and well shout you out on Twitter, for posterity. Just remember, this time its matches, not rounds! Hall of Fame Check out our brand new Hall of Fame feature in the Play Online section. To grab a spot, you guessed it, youll have to bag 8 back-to-back match victories or more! It's not just about winning; it's about etching your name into Move or Die history! Last but not least, thank you for 8 incredible years of laughter, loudness and awesome memories. Here's to an infinity more!

• Team MoD

Remember kids, Secret Santa is watching you at ALL TIMES. He knows when youve been nice, but especially when youve been naughty, and what are the Holidays for if not sharing! Brace yourselves for another instalment in our Secret Santa Saga. Ho, Ho, Hope youve been honing your skills cuz winners get cookies while losers get dirty hands and a chance to GIT GUD!

Introducing Secret Santa's Festive Familiars!

Now that we got you're attention, here's how it all works!

Spend not-coins on Festive Familiars

Buy Milk and Cookies for Santa

You get coal for losing, but can exchange it for goodies once per day

Hey gang! We've put out a small patch where we added a toggle for the Halloween effect as well as some small bug fixes. To sweeten the deal, we're also going to extend the event for an additional 4 days!

Patch notes below:

• Added "Seasonal Toggle" in the Character menu in Not-A-Store in order to turn seasonal effects (Halloween Smoke + Horns) off and on
• Fixed the Rainbow effect bugging out the when the Trail of Smoke + Demon-Horns outline were active on a character
• Fixed an instance where the "Treat" algorithm would bug out and no longer appear for a small number of players that met certain criteria

It's that spooky time of year again, and we're brewing up something special! All you have to do to get in on the action is play Move or Die and win online matches during our Halloween Special, between October 26th and November 9th. Once per day, after you get a win, the choice is yours - either you treat yourself to a free Not-A-Store Item or you receive a tricked out outline for one of your characters! Tricked Out Characters: Get your characters tricked out with a unique cosmetic, tailor made for scaring the pants off your opponents. Once you pick trick, one of your characters will receive a scary makeover consisting of a sinister Trail of Smoke and a wicked Demon-Horns Outline.
Mysterious Free Items: Not feeling the tricks? No worries! You can also treat yourself to a special Halloween goodie lifted straight from our Not-A-Store. Who knows what spooky surprises await? Eyeing that one Game Mode that you don't own yet? This might be the perfect time to grab it, along with some characters and Mutators to match. You get to keep them forever, so dont miss out!
As with every Halloween update, were giving Move or Die a monstrous makeover, complete with bloody splatters, a sinister soundtrack and all the scary sights needed to put some fright in your life. And to tie it all together, our downright scary 75% Halloween Discount is coming back from the dead as well. Don't let it sneak up on you! Like always, thanks for stopping by and stay tuned for more awesome news to come. - Team Move or Die

Summers still going strong but were keeping ourselves cool with another crisp Debt Bar refresh! Following in the footsteps of the last batch that dropped earlier this year, our Community Debt Bar just got updated with 3 new characters and 3 new consumables. Check them out: The accurately depicted and creatively named dinosaur - Accuraptor!
Happy, the black lab retriever with a nose for science
Forky, the determined lift truck that can stack boxes but also pack punches
Next to this colorful line-up of characters were also releasing 3 new trails to follow in your footsteps while you run for your lives - atoms for your orbiting pleasure, angery veins to know you mean business and uhm... a farts trail because why not? Dont forget to improve your luck by playing rounds and then pitching in your contribution for a greater chance to win the characters and items featured on the Community Debt Bar. Weve got plenty more updates and surprises in not-a-store, so stay tuned and whatever you do, dont stop moving! -Team MoD

Love it or hate it, summer is here in all its red-hot glory. Since for many of us this just means more reasons to stay inside, we figured it's a good time to spice up our roster with some brand new summer-themed characters and consumables. So grab your shades, slather on some sunscreen, and let's jump right in! Two new sun-kissed characters make their debut in the form of an unruly ice cooler and a very entry-level swimmer:
Chill Bill, seen here shivering - a consequence of his own success.
Flo, an avid enthusiast of drifting around in no particular direction. There are also summer-themed cosmetics to be had, like the newly added scorching Sun splatter and the refreshing Cocktail trail. They will be unlockable between June 29th, 10 AM PDT - July 13th, 10 AM PDT after playing online matches. To sweeten the deal even further on these already free characters and cosmetics, were discounting Move or Die a whopping 75% as part of the Steam Summer Sale. Such a shiny deal that you shouldnt be staring straight at it. Thats about it for our brief summer patch, but rest assured that were coming back soon with even more goodies. Hope you have a swell and not too sweltering summer!

• Team MoD

Heres to 7 years of friendship-ruining fun! If we said we never dreamt of making it this far, it would be an understatement. Actually, if you stop to think about it, 7 years is actually A LOT for a little indie title like ours. One could even argue that 7 years in game years is like 68 in real-life. So with no further ado, please enjoy our geriatric-themed anniversary update!
Its our birthday so were celebrating in style with aged-up versions of everyones favourite starter characters! They may have some extra wrinkles and grey hairs, but theyre still ready to kick some butt and prove to everyone that age is just a number. Grab your favorite cane or walker and get ready to show them young whippersnappers how its done!
Viking has seen better days but hes not planning on seeing Valhalla just yet
Being a vampire, Count ages slower than other characters. Hes not immune to a mid-life crisis though.
Although some bits and pieces are no longer there, the fire in Zombis heart blazes hot
They say the older the chicken, the better the stew, so were in for a treat

DEBT BAR Refreshed!

Hi everyone! With so much going on all the time, caring is getting to be a bit of a chore, especially during the holidays. Thats why, for this winter update, were tuning out the trauma and opening up our hearts to all things cozy! From cuddles to hot cocoa and perfectly fitting snuggies, this update is all about kicking back and taking a breather while the world goes to heck around us. First of all, we have a tender trio of cozy characters you should all get to know!

• Brady, the spa loving sloth with a heart of not caring about your problems.
  

• Blanket, you average hot cocoa enjoyer that simply cant be bothered
  

• Cuddles, the festive kitty that loves chaos but also sleeps 16 hours a day
  

As the leaves do their thing and seasonal depression sets in, we wanted to mix things up a bit for our yearly Halloween Update. And by things we definitely mean body parts. Please give a warm welcome to our latest seasonal special - The Splice It Up Mini-Update! So theres this doctor, right? And he likes to take a little bit of this and a little bit of that and then put everything back together in no discernable order, like if Humpty Dumpty was operated on by Frankenstein. Some of the good doctors ensuing monstrosities have somehow escaped and are now on the loose, terrorizing average Joes. The least you can do is get to know them, maybe thatll give you some sort of upper hand:

• Sharkmera is what happens when you cross a shark, a fly and uhm a couple of other things.
  
• Mouthclops is a failed experiment in seeing if you counteract morning breath with bedroom eyes.
  
• Constraintine had a fear of missing out that tragically turned into a reality of missing parts.
  
• Last but not least, Swampear is what happens when you ask the wrong person to grow a pear.
  

Hey all! Hope you had a blast last weekend during the Shuriken Parry free weekend! We'll admit that for the longest time, the Shuriken Parry game mode was a teeeeeeny tiny bit broken. Determining what made it crash proved to be quite difficult, so we rewrote it completely from scratch! That's the Shuriken Parry you played in the Free Weekend. We can't be 100% it's going to work for everyone, but it's proved to be more stable than the previous version you were all used to crapping out. No more broken game mode! Hurrah! As a token of our appreciation to those of you that played Shuriken Parry during the Free Weekend (read: were our guinea pigs, we love you), we've gifted it directly to the inventories of everyone who played it online. Those that already owned the game mode will have received 3400 Not Coins. All the best, - Team Move or Die

Hey there everyone, The days are slowly getting gloomier (at least, around our part of the block) and that means its becoming stay-inside-and-play-video-games season slowly but surely! What's a better way to get into that than by making Shuriken Parry FREE this weekend for everyone? Well admit its been a bit broken, but were excited for you to try the new and updated (less-broken) version!It's going to be available for everyone to play between September 16th, 2 PM UTC until September 19th, 12 PM UTC. On top of that, were also launching updates for all our Asian languages this weekend made possible through our collaboration with Beep Company, so enjoy our updates to Japanese, Korean, Simplified Chinese and Traditional Chinese. What are you still reading this for?! Go play some silly video games with your friends! Get your warm bevvie (kara-tea, anyone?) ready and take care, - Team Move or Die

Hey there everyone, Hope youre all enjoying your summer vacations, frolicking in the sun and whatnot. Actually, thats what we wanted to talk to you about. Not only summer, but nature. Today, July 28th, is the World Nature Conservation Day - a day dedicated to raising awareness about the importance of preserving the environment and all its gifts. This year, we wanted to take part in the celebration ourselves, so we made a donation to the Clean Air Task Force, an environmental organization thats all about reducing global carbon emissions to address climate change. And that's not all! We came up with a cute new character to remind ourselves always to do our part to protect nature. Everybody, meet Beanie! The little ecosystem on legs that started in a jar and grew all the way to our hearts.
Beanie will be unlockable for anyone playing online matches between July 28th - August 28th So all you have to do to get in touch with your inner conservationist is obliterate some joes. Easy! Last but not least, wed like to encourage each and every one of you to reflect on how you can do your part to preserve and protect this planet we call home. If not for yourself, do it for Beanie! Take care, and stay hydrated! -Team Move or Die PS: Bonus little comic strip about our Beanie already making waves in the MoD team.

Our Community Character Collaboration (Contest) has concluded and its now time to set your creations loose in Move or Die. With so many awesome submissions, picking the required 3 wasnt easy. However, after some thoughtful deliberations weve finally settled on the winners. Drumroll please The official winners of the Community Character Collab are: [olist]

UnOriginal_1 with YVX, the hollow cutie with an eldritch demeanor

theburningshamrock with Wi-Fry, the ever-buffering accursed connection

TeqieLemon with Statik, the tuned out TV character
[/olist] As we promised, the winners will be awarded the 3 characters and will have their names mentioned in their respective characters description. Theyll also get a bunch of not-coins to spend as they please. As for everybody else, you can get into the skins of the collab characters by simply unlocking them via the Not-A-Store. And if you missed that event, join us on Discord for more fun collabs. Thanks again for taking part and see you in the lobby!

Hey there buds or shall we say survivors?

Killers on the loose

Blood-curdling cosmetics

Game Mode Makeover

Hey there!

A tale tailor-made for troublemakers

The all seeing eyes of ouch!

A silver lining for a sinister curse

Hey there gang! Remember that last update where we made a ton of promises? Those sounded good, right? Well, we came to deliver with the MOVE OR DIE 6th ANNIVERSARY UPDATE!
That's right, some of you die-hard fans have been playing our party game for 6 whole years! Time sure flies when you're having fun! Doesn't it just fill you with existential dread? Now, let's all calm down a little bit and finally get back to addressing those promises that we made. First of all, we finally have a new game mode in the pipeline!!! It's not launching today, as we're still doing some last minute balancing and testing, but you shall be able to play it very soon.
This first new game mode is called Pandora's Blast! We don't wanna spoil too much about it, but you can be sure that avoiding those demonic eyes is gonna be one of your top priorities. Complementing the new mode, we have the titular Pandoras Box as a character! This box loves making people miserable, and hopefully you can use it to make your friends hate you even more than they already do. I mean, that's the point of the game right?
You can get Pandora's Box by simply playing an online match during the next couple of weeks.
But the box aint all, as we have a whole slew of new characters coming to the Community Debt Unlock Bar! Some quick spoilers below, for your personal enjoyment.


Wow, we are really getting stuffed with characters, huh? And speaking of the Community Debt Bar, remember all of last year's characters? Well, since you've most likely missed some of them, we're giving you a second chance. All of the 2021 released cosmetics will now be available in the Not-A-Store and Bid Wars rotation. Of course, this means a new Daily Contribution season is starting today, so your previous progress has been reset. As promised, there's a whole lot of bug fixes and quality of life improvements that we plan on bringing to the game in 2022. This update will contain the first set of changes that we think will make the game more stable and enjoyable. To check out the most recent changes, please head on out to the Patch Notes page on our website. Thank you for sitting through all that, we appreciate your time and hope it was worth it. To reward all your hard work, here's a sneak peek at whats coming next, later this year:

• some exciting crossover content you will NOT expect
• more bug fixes and quality of life improvements
• more game modes
• more mutators
• many more cute characters and cosmetics
• and more Move or Die fun!

This winter, be it rain or snow or seemingly never-ending global pandemic, the show must go on! So suit up and get ready to break some legs because this holiday season were setting the stage for The Act Like Its Christmas Mini-Update!
Five new characters are making their theatrical debut and all of them are tough acts to follow. We have the front and rear ends of a reindeer, a kid with a needlessly complex Shakespearean costume and, because its Christmas after all, a Bible-accurate angel to watch over you while you sleep. Its just a kid in a costume, but the fear is real.


A special snowflake of a character will also be added to the Move or Die roster. His name is Deepflake and what makes him unique is that he wont be coming to the Debt Bar or Not-A-Store, but instead hell be awarded for FREE to anyone playing an online multiplayer match between December 22nd and January 5th.
And of course, it wouldnt be a holiday update without our classic 75% winter discount - perfect as a last-minute gift idea or a great icebreaker for the ol Christmas table!

What's to come in 2022!

Were happy to be continuing our localization endeavours with a thrilling new chapter! This time its got grandeur, its got grit and even a dash of danger, so without further ado please welcome The Grand Russian Heist mini-update, complete with a new and improved Russian language localization! It hasnt been easy, but as with any heist, we expect a big payout by the end. But the lovely Russian language isnt all we bring to the table, there are also three brand-new heist-themed characters that cant wait to crack some in-game skulls. Theres the stern but fair Barry - our trusted security guard that may or may not be in on the whole thing. Then comes Egg-Eggovich, the priceless egg-shaped artefact that makes-up this mini-updates main object of desire and, last but not least, MaTrioshka - the last line of defence in a highly sophisticated security system. Think of her like a frag grenade disguised as a museum exhibit. We hope youll have as much fun playing them as we had dreaming them up!


But this heist thing is a two-way deal. We get to steal the love and appreciation of the Russian people and all of you get to steal Move or Die for 75% off as part of The Steam Autumn Sale going on between November 24th and December 1st! Win-win? We think so too! This will probably be all we have in store in terms of localization updates for this year, but as per usual, we highly appreciate the reporting of any language bugs or other feedback you think would be of use. Thank you for supporting Move or Die throughout our 5th year! We wont be done yet though. Expect one last hurrah this year with the new Winter Holiday Mini-Update in December when well also talk about whats to come in 2022. *Spoilers - it wont just be new cosmetics.
See ya soon! -Team Move or Die

This Halloween were focusing on one of the scariest places ever - your own home! Thats right, your house has a mind of its own and is indeed out to get you. If you dont believe us, all you have to do is take a closer look. Your computer may be spying on you, your vacuum cleaner might be plotting your murder and that whole mess of cables youve been meaning to untangle is allegedly one step away from achieving sentience and strangling you in your sleep. Feeling paranoid yet? Perfect! Its exactly the state of mind you need to be in when experiencing our new Smart House of Horrors Mini-Update! As with every Halloween update, weve given Move or Die a monstrous makeover, complete with bloody splatters, a sinister soundtrack and all the scary imagery needed to keep you awake at night. There are also new, scary characters! Please make your acquaintance with Lando - the corrupted Wi-Fi Router, Big Sys - the all seeing eye of the establishment and, finally, the Demo-chordon - a tangle of cables with demonic predispositions.


But the fun doesnt end here, weve also prepared some new in-game items for you all to frolic with - a crypto trail, binary confetti and a hi-tech digital splatter, so that your data can be accessed even after death. And, of course, no seasonal update would be complete without our already classic 75% discount. So cheap its almost on the house! Get it?
Thanks for making it this far, - Team Move or Die

Buried deep within the archived footage below are four mysterious symbols... Find them and you unlock the power of the lost treasure that was never found. Click here https://moveordiegame.com/treasure/

Hey friends!

Hey there, partners!

Hey friends!

Hey there, friends!

Hey there friends!

Hello old friends!

Travelling the World

Our 5 Year Anniversary Goodie Bag

• Pam, the map character that might help you find your way to victory.
  
• Beck Peckerson, a character thatll always have your back.
  
• Rocky, The Third, a polarizing character that youll either hate or love.
  

Steam Swag!

With the Lunar New Year right around the corner, we figured its the perfect time to debut our new Traditional Chinese localization.
This is our second release in a series of mini localization updates following last year's Turkish Delight Mini-Update and, just like its predecessor, this one also features three new themed characters! Weve got a Shiny Golden Ox to celebrate the new year, a Pretty Lamp to guide us through the gloom and a Tasty Scuba Dumpling just because we could! Please take good care of them once you unlock them by donating to the debt bar.
Another thing to add is that these localization mini-updates do sometimes still contain small grammer mistakes and typos, so we'd greatly appreciate the reporting of any problems you might encounter, here. That being said, Happy Lunar New Year and we hope you enjoy our newest mini-update! PS: ...and there's even more coming in next month, so keep a close eye on what's goin on! See ya in the lobby.
- Team Move or Die

This holiday season, you can tune in to some awesome Move or Die content on Twitch! TODAY - 23 December, starting at 5PM EST / 11 PM CET:

• First Party Stream with yellowspoongirl, UnsanityLIVE, Bloodyfaster and breadwitchery!
• Second Party Stream with FrankThePegasus, ThatNerdViolet, Vana and Spofie
• Third Party Stream with Pikachulita, Justin_Nick, mermaidqueenjude and miabyte
• You'll also be able to join in on some community games with Krystalogy and blueandqueenie!

Intelligence sources have informed Move or Die HQ that the real motive behind Santas Naugthy or Nice List is none other than gathering kids private information in an attempt to create a mass surveillance network threatening the very core of our Holiday Spirit. Move or Die can no longer stand by idly while this injustice goes on and has decided to shed some light on the subject through a series of classified leaks titled The Secret Santa Update. Through intense investigations, we have narrowed down the chain of command to two key players: Secret Santa himself and Snow Dan, the elf whistleblower responsible for bringing the subject to our attention.
In accordance with protocol, they will both be featured as new characters in Move or Die latest update. Intelligence sources have also revealed that Secret Santas guerrilla group known as The Little Helpers will also have a role to play in future developments.
In order to disseminate this information further, Move or Die higher-ups have also decided to enact a massive 75% discount on the game. Make sure to pass this info along. https://store.steampowered.com/app/323850/ This is as much as can be revealed at the moment as there is reason to believe Secret Santas office has already been informed of the leaks. Under these circumstances we would still like to wish everyone happy holidays, even though you are most probably being surveilled as we speak.
Warmest wishes, Office of the Secretary Director of M.O.D.

Wouldnt you know it, The Steam Awards are upon us once more and that means you, the community, get to nominate your favorite games for certain categories.
As were no longer the spring chickens we used to be, weve set our eyes on the Labor of Love Award, meant for games that have been out for a while but are still updated with new content on a regular basis. Last years winner was GTA V so were pretty sure we stand a solid chance to win. So without further ado, close the polls, but not before you scribble Move or Die on the ballot! We promise to make some promises if we win! -Team Move or Die

Despite everything going on this year, we still managed to have a little fun. We racked up a lot of student debt, dropped Soapy to raise awareness and learned to argue in a bunch of different languages. We even sold enough copies of the game on Steam to keep the lights on for another year. And speaking of next year, its shaping up to be a great one. "Why?", you ask. Because THE FEEDBACK FORM IS BACK, BABY!
Thats right, being the good listeners that we are, weve set up a little questionnaire designed to help us help you. Itll take you less than 5 minutes complete and begin making your Move or Die hopes and dreams come true. Is this over promising? Maybe. Will it make you take the poll? Probably not. But here goes nothing anyway! https://forms.gle/Us47hEtDBWyR4Fm19 Jokes aside, your input means a lot to us and this is one of the better ideas we had regarding player feedback. The last time we did this it really gave us some perspective on what people wanted, so lets give it another go. And hey, we'll also pick 5 random winners in about 2 weeks time and reward them with EVERY SKIN in the videogame. Thanks a lot, -Team MoD

As the most frightful time of the year draws near, were giving Move or Die the gruesome makeover youre accustomed to, complete with bloody splatters, a sinister soundtrack and all the scary visuals needed to turn your frown into a contorted grimace.
And youre not out of the woods yet. Get ready to jump out of your skin and into two new ones by playing as our new creepy characters - Lupita and Medudesa. One is a were-she-wolf with a taste for teenagers, while the other is a classy dude, ready to rock your world.
Both can be unlocked through the Community Debt Challange! Another thing that might sneak up on you is the downright scary 75% discount were prepping for the occasion. https://store.steampowered.com/app/323850/ Get them now before they get you! - Boo!

Were continuing our localization efforts with some good news for our Turkish fans. Starting today, Move or Die, along with all its bells and whistles, can be experienced in the Turkish language.
But those arent the only good news we have for you. Were celebrating this language update by introducing three new Turkish-themed characters, one tastier than the next. Weve got a sweet Turkish Delight dude, a scrumptious Baklava boy and a charming Chai kid, all ready to be unlocked via the Community Debt bar.
As per usual with our localization updates, we greatly appreciate the reporting of any language bugs you might encounter. If you find any typos, please dont hesitate to send us some feedback.
We hope this was a pleasant surprise, not only for our Turkish friends, but for the Move or Die community as a whole. And hey, what better time to get into the game than now, when it's on sale for 75% off! https://store.steampowered.com/app/323850/ Thanks for supporting our game, well be seeing you in the lobby! Team Move or Die

First and foremost, we would like to thank all of you for taking part in our Free2play Mid-week Madness promotion. It was fun as hell and while the lobbies may have been a bit more crowded than usual, were sure the influx of new players was a welcomed surprise for even the most seasoned of Move or Die vets. In fact, we had so many new users try out our game that we managed to break our all-time peak player count! And that, my friends, is yet again cause for celebration.
As a thank you, were adding two more special characters to the Community Debt bar. Everybody, please welcome Yowie and Psyboi from Retimed! Theyll be yours to command if you pitch in to pay your debt and are lucky enough to roll successfully.
Retimed is a multiplayer arena shooter with slow motion action from Team Maniax and Stray Fawn Studio. When a player is in danger, time slows down and a time bubble is created around them, so that they can react in time and dodge the deadly projectiles. Find out more about this fast-paced, tension-filled shooter: https://store.steampowered.com/app/760810/ Wed also like to thank the devs and publishers of Retimed, for lending us their characters and joining in on the friendship-ruining fun. To mark the occasion, were offering a 20% loyalty discount to everybody that owns Move or Die and wants to buy Retimed. Once again, thanks a million and see you in the lobby! Team Move or Die

There are few things that come in millions - grains of sand on a beach, stars in the universe, friendships ruined by a so-called party game. Thats right, weve officially sold over 1.000.000 copies of Move or Die on Steam and are as surprised as you about it. To mark the moment, weve scrambled and put together this record-celebrating update in record-breaking time!
Introducing the aptly named One Million Update:

Move or Die, free of charge

Reddit AMA with Move or Dies commander-in-chief

A strapping new character!

Were in hectic company with Overcooked and Biped joining Move or Die to bring you the Frantic Frenzy Bundle - a collection of couch-friendly multiplayer games boasting tons of characters, game modes and hours of fun. https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/15791/ Try to beat the heat of a hectic kitchen in Overcooked, learn to never walk alone in Biped and try to literally outrun your own demise in Move or Die. These games dont skip a beat and neither should you, because the Frantic Frenzy Bundle launches with a collaborative 20% discount. The only requisite is that you have to move fast! Oh yeah, did you wishlist Floppy Knights? It's pretty cute! https://store.steampowered.com/app/1057800/ Gotta go now, bye! Team Move or Die

Even though its summer, weve decided we want to see those Community Debt contributions soar! So, were continuing our challenge with an exciting new series of unlocks that will, hopefully, have you pitching in a little bit more for our noble cause. Heres what you can expect if you get that bar moving and your luck doesnt run out:

• Stony - a brand new character with a very laid back attitude;
• Greek Letter Emotes - to better express your inner frat boy;
• ...and some top-secret trails and confetti just waiting to be discovered.

As you probably know, this year in Move or Die is entirely dedicated to paying up our in-game character's debt to society. You've all been doing your part, and the first batch of community unlocks has almost dried up. In the first 6 months of the Community Debt Challenge, we've gotten to meet Greysan and Hans, while also adding a buttload of other cosmetics to spice up your friendship ruining sessions. ...but there's more where that came from! Here's just a small glimpse at what's coming to the Community Debt Unlock Bar very very soon. winter2019cooldog

See ya in game! steamhappy PS: By the way, make sure to tune in to the Guerrilla Collective Showcase happening this weekend live on Twitch! We'll be announcing the upcoming FREE DEMO for our newly published game that we've been talking about for awhile now - Floppy Knights! If you like what you see, make sure to drop in and play it! What have you got to lose? winter2019joyfultearsdog https://store.steampowered.com/app/1057800/Floppy_Knights/ And while you're at it, maybe also drop us a wishlist! It helps a lot. steamhappy

About 3 weeks ago we released a couple of either fully revamped, or even completely new languages to Move or Die through our Localization Update. Around the same time, we asked for your help to figure out if there were any problems left with these updated languages and booooy did your form submissions help us a bunch. Today, we're happy to announce that we have implemented the first round of fixes for all languages, as well as updated fonts for Korean. Hope this one suits the game better! But work doesn't end here. We're constantly looking for opportunities to improve the quality of our localizations, so if you spot anything that doesn't really make sense, even though it should because it is in your native language, drop us a couple of words over here: https://forms.gle/pJa82yY36WVYN8bJA Once again, much love and see you in the game lobby! Btw, did anyone say something about new content?
PS: Btw, our newly published game Floppy Knights, made by our friends at Rose City Games will have some new things to announce next week during the Guerrilla Collective Showcase. Make sure to Wishlist if you want to stay informed! https://store.steampowered.com/app/1057800/

While the language of losing all your friends is universal, getting there might require some pesky reading. In that regard, weve decided to do some update work on our in-game localization texts and give them a bit of a makeover.
Most of the old localizations have received slight tweaks and fixes, while some in particular have been completely overhauled. Wed also like to welcome the addition of a completely new language into the mix - Korean! So heres the complete list of languages that have been improved within this update: - Korean (New!!!) - Simplified Chinese - German - Filipino - French - Russian - Dutch - Hungarian - Italian - Japanese - Polish - Portuguese - Spanish - Ukrainian - Slovenian Wonder if we got them right this time? So are we! If you spot any typos or just general language issues, do not hesitate to send us some feedback, using this form: https://forms.gle/pJa82yY36WVYN8bJA Many thanks for your continuous support! Well be seeing you in the lobby! - Team Move or Die

P.S. Wishlist our new game, Floppy Knights

As Im sure youve noticed by now, we, the people of Planet Earth, are going through some pretty tough times. While everyone is trying their best to stay positive, we figured that if we can do anything to make this stint a little more bearable, we should at least try. So, without further ado, meet our new quarantine-themed character - SOAPY!
Now, our friend SOAPY has some quick recommendations to keep you covered until this whole thing blows over, so make sure to listen up!


Hope youll be best suds and who knows....SOAPY might be joining your game in the near future. PS: Always remember that soap is dope.

So, first of all, thanks for sticking around. Getting to 10k reviews is no easy feat and we obviously couldnt have done it without your involvement. Its a pretty huge milestone for a game thats no spring chicken anymore. Wed also like to say that all reviews, both positive and negative, had a very huge impact on how Move or Die has evolved throughout the years. They gave us a warm hug and a good laugh in times of uncertainty, but also a kick in the butt whenever we didn't have our heads screwed on straight. Anyhow, heres our way of saying thank you for helping us improve and get where we are today - 10 brand new, mint-condition Move or Die Steam keys for you guys to share with your friends and family. Please don't sell them to that shady reseller though, nobody likes 'em. :winter2019saddog:
See you soon! steamhappy PS: Oh and in case you haven't heard yet, we're publishing a new game called Floppy Knights, alongside our friends from Rose City Games! Be sure to check it out and let us know what you think! A wishlist goes a long waaay! :winter2019happydog: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1057800 - Team Move or Die

Hey there, gang, Its been 4 years since we all started moving or otherwise dying together. Can you believe it? Time sure flies when youre losing all your friends. Luckily, we have just the thing to keep you entertained for a couple of years more - The 4 Year Adventure Update, complete with crippling student debt!
Heres what were bringing to the post-grad party: The Community Debt - a new Graduation themed event to replace the old and rusty Daily Challenge. Earn your daily income, then spend it towards the global community goal. Trust us, the benefits are very much worth it. Just like in real life. 2 New Characters - Greysan and Hans join the ranks of Move or Die graduates, as part of a new series of unlockable rewards, bringing the total number of Move or Die playable characters to 95. Other Exclusive Timed Unlocks - theres already several other additions such as emote packs, splatters, confetti and trails waiting to be unlocked. Continuous Support - we plan on maintaining and reiterating upon this new community challenge mechanic, so expect new content to keep being added to the progress bar in the near future.
Now, just so you cant say that we peaked in college, were going to keep doing our best to provide you with compelling new content each chance we get. Just because were getting older, doesnt mean were slowing down. P.S. Were also on sale on Steam until March 1st, so go get that discount while you can! Go chase your dreams, and that hat. - Team Move or Die

You didn't actually think we'd miss our 4 Year Anniversary right? Well technically we did already miss it....by about a month. But trust us, you wouldn't wanna miss what's coming next.
So, see you on Friday! Bring your friends! PS: Oh btw, we don't know if you've already heard, but we're also publishing a new game alongside our friends from Rose City Games called FLOPPY KNIGHTS. We'd love you a billion years if you'd check out the awesome trailer we made for it and let us know what you think. [previewyoutube=Cg_dtccI0VA;full][/previewyoutube] Ok byeeeee!

Its that most wonderful time again, but, this year, the tidings are kind of bleak. We just couldn't get ourselves in the holiday mood, while out there the polar bears are turning brown and bright Scandinavian kids are getting bullied by boomers. So, like the many cold showers were about to take next summer, heres what you can expect from the Warming Signs Update: 3 Bleak New Characters:

• SHELLY, the Turtle

• CLAYTON, the Mudman

• FRAM, the Brown Polar Bear

• Twitch Integration Fixes - Some of our favorite broadcasters reported game freezes and crashes when you guys spammed too many PogChamps in chat. This should now be fixed.
• Environmentally Themed Guilt-trips - Because without any winter, there cant really be any winter updates anymore. No pressure!

With the recent release of its latest macOS 10.15, Apple has officially renounced support for 32-bit applications. As you may or may not know, this is also the case for Move or Die, which will no longer be available to play on macOS Catalina devices. Unfortunately, trying to fix this situation is simply not feasible on our part, the reasons why being among the following:

• The lack of support for 32-bit apps on Catalina would require us to rebuild the game's engine as 64-bit and also fix any issues that might crop up along the way.
• We've also developed Move or Die on an old version of the Love2D engine, with a bunch of custom options. Because of these options, switching to a newer version of Love2D would require a lot of work which we have decided against in the past due to lack of time and resources.
• Love2D also uses many other libraries. Going 64-bit is likely to break some of them and while upgrading those libraries to their newer versions would help with the 64-bit transition, this could also cause horrible compatibility issues.
• Then, there's also the OpenGL issue. Apple hasn't completely killed off OpenGL support, but they have announced that they are phasing it out to support their Apple only Metal API. Unfortunatelly, Love2D heavily depends on OpenGL.

Hey peeps! In case you were aching for some bug fixes and whatnot, here's our latest patch notes for 12.0.3 that just went live! PATCH NOTES 12.0.3 Fixed a crash on Mac and Linux regarding two character team-play. Specifically for the two people who play teams on Mac and Linux. Fixed a crash on Mac and Linux at the end of Outbreak, making it slightly more great than terrible. Fixed a crash in Editor related splatters. Fixed a crash in Loot Grab when attempting to render specific assets. Fixed a crash when user levels up twice (receives two rewards). Also known as the low-tier bug. Fixed a crash in Hoops when one of the players leaves during a specific time interval. In this specific case we call it time-traveling. See you next time we need to band aid some stuff! steamhappy - TAG Team

Hello there, boys and girls! We figured its about time we brought the magic of our (very briefly) timed exclusive PS4 content to all of you out here in PC Land. And there is A LOT to take in, so make yourselves comfortable and get ready to consume some of the craziest Move or Die goodies weve ever dropped in a single update: Four new game modes

• Shuriken Parry: Protect yourself from the shuriken-flinging turret and avoid the projectiles or parry them into your opponents
• Spider-bombs: Drop automated spider-bombs that circle the map and its elements but be aware that your opponents can do the same
• Radiation: Avoid the green glow or otherwise die a radioactive death. Not great, not terrible
• Paper Planes: Aim your remote-controlled paper plane at your foes and watch them go boom!

• What The Golf: Move around by launching yourself in the direction pointed by the oscillating arrow. Shout out to Triband for this one
• Astral Projection: You can project your astral form in the direction you are facing and then teleport to its location
• Accelerate: You gradually pick up more and more speed as you move

• Malone: Slice of watermelon goodness (Rare)
• Adam: Intense raver dude particular to a certain number of bpms (Uncommon)
• Barkley: His sadness only makes him more adorable (Uncommon)
• Mauly: Cute but not so cuddly (Uncommon)
• Burd: Pretty bird (Common)
• Trip: Amazing eye-browed amphibian. Not to be licked (Common)

A warm Happy Spring Festival to all our Chinese buds! As some of you may know, the Chinese translation for Move or Die has been undergoing some recent changes. We undid and redid some of those to hopefully nail it this time around. It's up right now to celebrate the Steam Lunar Year Sale. Let us know whatcha think. Oh and, a lot of you have been asking about this for a while. We're moving up in the world, and it's all thanks to ALL OF YOU steamhappy https://youtu.be/TxIWFTu3B8o For those of you celebrating: Happy New Year! Enjoy the break! ~ Those Awesome Guys

Move or Die is old enough to go potty, welcome to our birthday party!

• New Character Itchy - highly contagious, can only be obtained by playing against someone who already has him.
• Theres also a doozy of a discount currently going down. Our biggest one yet, with Move or Die being -75% off on Steam until January 25!
• Our anniversary website will let you know what we were up to this past year.

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Why hello little boys and girls, Have you been naughty or nice this year? Well, it doesnt really matter, cause all St.Nick got you is a big, steamy plate of holiday-flavored disappointment! Well, thats not entirely true. We also scraped the bottom of the bag for some of the saddest gifts ever to see the twinkling lights of a Christmas tree. Unwrap the Holiday Disappointment Update! Get ready to be let down by

• 3 NEW CHARACTERS - Scrappy, Cindy and Hugly!
• ONE NEW GAME MODE - its highly contagious
• NEW MUTATORS - Enhance, Jumpoline and Switcheroo
• NEW TRAILS - Snowflakes, Socks, Festive balls and other holiday crap!
• SOME VERY SPECIAL GIFTS - which, luckily, can be taken back to the not-store

You can't get disappointed if you don't get your hopes up. But this time you definitely should! Trust me! Would I lie to you?

• Some Game Modes
• Some Mutators
• Maybe some characters
• And who knows what we come up with last minute?

We've been through this before, but this time, things are even spoopier! As halloween draws near, Move or Die gets a blood-curdling, gorey-filled makeover. So go ahead and turn those levels red while enjoying our sinister new soundtrack and gruesome seasonal changes. Weve also got two brand new friends for you to play with, the sweet yet sinister Bucko and Bobby. One is filled to the brim with surprises, while the other is kind of stiff. Were sure youll get along just great. Heres other scary stuff we changed:

• Ability to test mutators
• Added the ability to reset your entire progress
• Various improvements to the editor

Hya there! This might be a daring thing to admit in times of GDPR compliance hysteria, but we’ve been listening. We’ve been listening intently and we have just the thing to prove it – a whole new update focused on all the wants and needs of our awesome community, neatly bundled up in a chest you don’t have to pay for.

Introducing the all new Community Chest Update!

• PERFORMANCE IMPROVEMENTS – Smoother than a baby’s bottom
• BRAND NEW CHARACTERS – Millard the modder, Techie the tester and Archie the achiever.
• NEW COMMUNITY–SOURCED MUTATORS - Velcro, Dirty Shoes, reworked Ghostly Jumps.
• NEW LEVELS – may or may not be straight up boosted from the Level Building Contest.
• NEW CONSUMABLES – New Splatter, New Flammable Head and a new Emote.

Hey peeps! For the past few months we’ve been working (arguably) hard at publishing a brand new game called Monster Prom, which finally came out last week! https://youtu.be/1z-cl_lCrTQ It’s a multiplayer dating sim / party game featuring datable monsters, some kickass writing and very cool art! While working on the next big Move or Die Update we decided to sneak in this mini content patch as a birthday present to Monster Prom! This short and sweet update comes with the following in-game goodies:

• 3 New Characters (Miranda, Liam and Polly)
• 3 New Trails (Spork, Turd and Illuminati)

Hey there folks,

Hey there friends who've been putting up with us for over 3 years,

Why is Move or Die successful?

Hey there pyromaniacs,

Hey Tide fans, We're working on optimizations and small changes since the 2 Year Adventure Update and this weekend we pushed a patch witch a bunch of fixes. Thanks for all the reports and submissions. Even if we don't reply to each and every one of you, we're taking a look at everything. Here are the notes for Patch 9.0.2 released on the 3rd of February:

• The last used trail is now remembered
• The host will now auto-kick himself during a match if he is idle for too long
• Fixed a rare crash during the "Hoops" game mode while using the "Flammable Head" consumable
• When you gain Not-Coins, a new "+ Value" graphic appears above your current Not-Coins
• Even further improvements to the steam item conversion system
• Prevented the top bidder's username from overflowing in the Bid War screen
• Improvements to trail networking
• Properly removed trails when you clear a player slot in a lobby
• Fixed a loophole that allowed you to exit the Not-A-Store screen without enough items activated
• Fixed a silly problem where clicking on the "Bid War" would cause the following pop-up to disappear as well
• Prevented the game from applying the last used character/trail if you disabled them in the Not-A-Store
• Password protected servers are not disappearing anymore from the server browser As always, you can check any patches or updates on the Move or Die Website Keep being awesome ~finch
  
  

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Hey there people who wish they won the contest,

• Third Place: ROEDELPOES
• Second Place: KAZZINGA_01
• ːstariteː First Place: FARRIS ːstariteː

Guess who’s not a baby anymore, baby? Right, it’s our baby, Move or Die! Confused yet? Great! That’s what toddlers do. And now that we’re finally on solids we’re about to make you one - a very special kind of update strapped to a big, block-lettered Thank You note for patiently putting up with our antics these past two years. And as Move or Die matures from recently birthed to handsomely coming of age, we bring you tidings of bests yet to come. Introducing the ːstariteː2 YEAR ADVENTURE UPDATEːstariteː This short and sweet update comes with the following in-game goodies

• Bid War Section (Shout-to-win mechanics up and running!)
• Consumable Section (Pimp your playtime, fellow kids!)
• 3 New Trails

Move or Die turns TWO! Can you guess what we’re gonna DO?

• Bid Wars! (You know those reality TV auction shows? It’ll be nothing like that.)
• Cosmetic Consumables! (Become the most special of snowflakes!)
• A Journey through another year of Move or Die!
• And more™

More details to be revealed as we edge closer towards the release date of ...*drumroll* ːstariteːThe 21st of January 2018!ːstariteː

Hey there people who still write 2017 in the date field.

• Watch this video
• Download this Level Mod Kit
• Check out the modding wiki
• Make 5 levels, one of which has to be a SpeedRun one.
• Submit your levels as one mod in the Steam workshop page of Move or Die
• Tweet @someawesomeguys using the hashtag #modcontest & link to the steam workshop page of your mod -OR-
• Post the link on the Those Awesome Guys Facebook page, and mention @MoveOrDieGame in your Facebook post.
• Brag to your friends

• 1st Place: 500 USD, a Move or Die 4 Pack and Yourself as a Hidden Character In the game
• 2nd Place: 200 USD, a Move or Die 4 Pack and your design for a trail in the game.
• 3rd Place: 100 USD and a Move or Die 4 Pack.

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Hey there abominable snowpeople,

• PS4 Version for Move or Die
• Problems with Mutators not being converted to coins after the recent update.

Hey there sweater wearers and shady key resellers!

• THE NEW NOT-A-STORE is now available! This comes alongside a New In-Game Currency (NOT-COINS) and slight changes to how unlocks work. HERE'S A HANDY VIDEO ABOUT HOW ALL OF THIS WORKS
• MODS IN ONLINE PRIVATE LOBBIES are now available! So you and your friends can spice up your friendly duels.
• 7 NEW CHARACTERS! Each with their own set of funny faces.
• 7 NEW MUTATORS
• 4 NEW GAME MODES
• CUSTOMIZABLE TRAILS FOR YOUR CHARACTERS!

Ho Ho How's it hanging?

• Brand New In-Game Store (there’s tons of new stuff in there...and all of your old stuff too!)
• Customizable Trails for your Characters (give them duck trails, or fingernails or even coins that flip only tails!)
• 7 Brand New Characters (which may include friends from the past and visions from the future!)
• A bunch of New Game Modes (some completely original, some others, not so much!)
• More than a couple of New Mutators (some of which you’ll love and some of which will annoy your friends to tears!)
• Online Mods for Friend Matches (YES! Steam Workshop mods are now playable in private lobbies against your friends!)
• And more™

Expect more details very soon before the update goes live on the ːstariteː21st OF DECEMBER 2017ːstariteː

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Hey there pitchfork enthusiasts!

Hello there friends and hoarders! Recently we’ve been taking some good long looks in the mirror every morning and the general consensus was that we definitely need to cut down on the carbs. Also, some of our older implemented systems probably need a little grooming. TL;DR:

• We’re retiring the Steam-based item inventory system.
• There’s gonna be a newly designed one WITHIN the actual game.
• Your current Move or Die items will be converted from Steam Inventory items to in-game items.
• Progression remains strictly related to playing the game (put that sense of accomplishment back in your wallet).
• No downtime between system shifts (you won't feel a thing).
• You won’t loose anything and you will retain the value of current duplicates! (all items you had previously will be converted to the new system).
• Reward system is also getting tweeks. Random rewards and unlocks will still be in, but future duplicates will still be useful through a new system.
• Less confusion, more awesomeness!
• It’s coming before the end of the year.

Hey there all you chatty Charlies! We're super happy to announce the latest and greatest mini-update for Move or Die:

The DISCORD Mini Update

• Added Discord "Rich Presence" Integration
• Added the ability to join and invite friends to games through Discord
• Moved everything in the game 1 pixel to the left
• Added two new characters "Discord Logo" & "Wumpus"
• Added descriptions to Rick and Morty Characters

Hey you people out there that CARE too much! Quick announcement: Move or Die is part of a great bundle hosted by the folks over at Humble Bundle called the HUMBLE CARE PACKAGE BUNDLE alongside some amazing games. The cool part about this bundle is that 100% of the revenue goes to charitable organizations that offer disaster relief. We get most of you already have Move or Die, but you might want some of the other fantastic games included in the bundle. Or you could shout at a friend to get it! Go forth and CARE! ~finch

Welcome back to another Spoopy Edition! :claugh: This year we're trying out a brand new blend of spoops and cutes with the brand new Rare character: Lilly the tiny witch! We've also brought back the creepy announcener and all of the seasonal changes such as lovely blood splatters, pumpkin bombs, skull particles, brain crowns, witch hats, exploding ghosts and MANY OTHER SPOOPY THINGS! Here's a list of changes:

• Added new rare Halloween character "Lilly"
• Disabled the Idle warning in lobbies with passwords or LAN games
• Idle warning sound starts off at 50% and ramps up gradually
• The Idle warning makes the startbar icon flash on Windows if the game is out of focus
• Fixed potential crash in Twitch Lasers mode
• Fixed potential crash related to the emote wheel
• Fixed a bug where players could back out of mode voting in Convention Mode
• The game's name is now displayed in the lobby in Convention Mode
• Disable the Plays.tv warning on Mac machines

Hey there audiophiles with their own DACs, Remember that Move or Die Soundtrack you turned off over 6 months ago because it burned a whole in your brain? Great news! In this week's Devlog, Nicolae Berbece goes over tracks that didn't make the voice buzzer x-factor idol cut for Move or Die Game's original soundtrack (composed my music mad scientist Jacob Lincke) Bonus points, we filmed in a room with more pipes than a dutch cafe. Check it out here

Hey there lovers of multiple frames every second, It’s time we had THE talk about Move Or Die, more accurately, about the FUUUUTUURE. In our brand new Devlog, Xelu takes a steps out of his comfort zone, literally, by recording all over the open space of our new office and also figuratively by going over ACTUAL issues this time, including future patches, current known bugs and more (except RGB, that's also a real issue that affects us all in very real ways). Find out what’s in store in the coming weeks and months for Move or Die, what the current state of affairs and make sure you stick around for the post-credits scene. https://youtu.be/t2T6Jk4S9C4 ~finch

Long time no chat friendos, We've recently gotten Move or Die to light up all sorts of shady bedrooms with the recent Razer Chroma integration, which turned out to be a lot of fun. In our latest Devlog, Nick shows the behind-the-scenes of that video and what went into developing it and talking about moving forward with implementing the sparkly RGB feature on other peripherals as well, all the while freezing in our new office. Next Devlog will cover what's coming for Move or Die in the following months as well as adressing ongoing issues and frequently asked questions. https://youtu.be/mqiTUmFRflI ~finch

Hey there Wednesday wacos, Freshly groomed Xelu has a freshly made Devlog out today where he announces that it's okay to have favorites (Yes mom, I'll be right down. I know my brother graduated first in his class, no, you can't pause online games). Nick gives a good ol' show-n-tell for his selection of MODs for Move or Die and why he likes them so much. Watch it and ask him why he didn't include YOUR favourite mod in there. https://youtu.be/bC8rHjemeh4 ~finch

Hey this time it's about YOU! Well not you exactly, but at least some of you. You'd be surprised, but we actually read through almost every single bit of feedback, review, bug report, angry tweet, bloody letter taped to the brick you threw through the window etc. In this episode of the Devlog, if you could call it that, Xelu grabs a couple of reviews directly from Steam and reads them out loud for your viewing pleasure. The results are unsurprising. https://youtu.be/Kb3BmCDAs8U ~finch

Hey there weekend wishing fiends. We're amping up our Vlog production and have a fresh one just for you. In this episode, Xelu discusses upcoming content, potential changes to daily challenges, changes to your item collection as well as the perils of in-game capitalism. Xelu also asks for YOUR opinion on things so this is your chance to ru(i)n the game for him! Check it out https://youtu.be/Bqg7QYjLbiI ~finch

Heya folks, After a couple of rowdy weeks, here's a more relaxed announcement, Make room in your bed and get ready to cuddle. We teamed up with Symbiote Studios to bring a few Move or Die character to life in plushy form! First one up, taking care of your potassium deficiency, it's Peely! In honor of this awesome plushy party, we've also added a brand new character to the game: Catnip! Check it out alongside our first ever official Move or Die T-Shirt here! Keep being awesome! ~finch

What's up peeps? Just a quick announcement to let you know Xelu's put up a new devlog about Move or Die. He covers the fix for one of the most reported bugs in the game, alongside his general thoughts on Bugs, Fixes and future updates for the game. Check it out, it’ll take you less than a poop’s time. https://youtu.be/UEHDd-v3dwU ~finch

Hey glip-glops! Nick (Xelu), the lead developer of Move or Die is doing an AMA or Ask Me Anything over on reddit/r/Games! Come ask him anything about Move or Die, Rick and Morty or other gamedev related things! LINK TO THREAD HERE ~Finch

We've been working hard on a new update for Move or Die. Unfortunately, you guys are in the Universe where all you get is this INSANELY KICKASS Cameo Pack featuring Rick and Morty! We've teamed up with the awesome bunch at Adult Swim to teleport 5 kickass characters from Rick and Morty wayyyy up Move or Die's butthole. We're very fond of the result, and pretty proud to present:

• Rick
• Morty
• Mr. Meeseeks
• Krombopulous Michael
• Birdperson

Getting neatly packed in a Humble Bundle was so awesome that we decided to make it a permanent deal! Move or Die is now available on the Humble Store at -20%! If you always wanted to play Move or Die but couldn't stomach giving us all your heard-earned cash, now you can bypass that pain and give some of it to charity instead. And in other news, we might or might not be working on some extra content for the game... Keep being awesome! ~ Those Awesome Guys <3

365 Days of Awesome! Give or Take.. Around this time last year we were in this exact spot, starting down a road we had no idea where it led. We'd like to take a moment and give our most sincere and heartfelt thanks to you for being at our sides for an entire year. And what better way to do that but with an update: The 1 Year Adventure Update! In our 1 year adventure, we have found that you either die moving, or live long enough to see yourself die... wait. Featuring:

• 1 New Game Mode
• 2 New Mutators
• 2 New Characters
• Much Love

New year parties are over, time to get back to work. And yes, that annoying item unlock freeze bug is finally fixed! It was caused by having "Postprocessing" off in the video settings. Here are the change notes from 6.0.4.

• Fixed a bug where the "Item Unlock" animation froze if Post Processing was turned off
• Increased bullet spawn rate in Super Hot
• Improved speed of fetching ping values in the Server Browser screen
• The background is now blurred during the "Waiting for other players" screen
• Added more fake facts during the "Waiting for other players" screen
• Fixed a bug where original background assets were unnecessary saved inside the .level files
• Fixed a bug related to the "Goal" text in the score screen with ultra-wide resolutions
• Replaced the Mutators "Yes/No" in the Server Browser with icons
• Fixed invitation notifications not going away in ultra-wide resolutions
• Fixed a bug where your character color wasn't matching your team color when joining an on-going match
• Removed useless black bars on the side during the lobby in ultra-wide resolutions

We finally fixed some problems that were bugging us for months now. We have added 8 new achievements, improved the way the game detects if you played the intro phase or not (you will no longer be forced to play it again from now on, sorry about that again), and we influenced the way game modes are being randomly selected in order to create a better experience. Oh, and we removed the limit of max-game-modes in local games, so you can now pick ALL of them! Here is the full change log:

• Added 8 new achievements for the 4 new game modes (4 of which are daily missions)
• Changed the logic of the random "upcoming game mode" pick in order to make a better and more intense gameplay experience
• You can now pick more than 7 game modes in local games if you increase the time limit enough
• Fixed a bug where the game thought you didn't finish the introduction phase. Now it's based on the existence of XP on our server instead of a local variable
• Added the ability to go back to menu from the initial "introduction phase"
• Fixed the "Confusion" mutator not scrambling text in the "Waiting for other players" screen
• Fixed a crash related to online "Hat Chase"
• Fixed a visual bug where the timer white circle wouldn't appear if you would quit the previous match during sudden death
• Added better sound effects for "Static Bounce"
• Fixed a crash related to the controller rebinding buttons screen
• Fixed a bug in "Mind Control" introduced by the "Teams" mechanic
• Added controller assets above AI players during "Convention Mode"
• Fixed the depth of various in-game elements like the rocket in "Rocket Run" and the candies in "Sugar Rush" to be over the snow layer

50% OFF! RIGHT NOW! Winter sale and all that, you already know how Steam Sales work and it's your chance to get the game at HALF PRICE! In other news, we just pushed a new patch, 6.0.2 And because an error I (Xelu) made, you will have to play the tutorial again... Sorry about that :( Here are the patch notes for 6.0.2

• Fixed a bug where the boss would always lose in "Boss Fight"
• Fixed crash with "Super Hot" (again)
• Improved snow texture wrapping
• Fixed a crash related to snow generation
• Added more debugging to find out an obscure bug in "Boss Fight"
• Re-added the files for "Blow Back" to avoid crashes for players who still have the old-files (because Steam)
• Changed the online chat colors based on your team color
• Ping now changes color based on its value in the server browser screen
• Fixed the running particles coming out of the wrong side of the player while being upside down because of the "VVVVVV" mutator
• Added running particles in the Editor
• Added the ability to start testing a level in the editor by pressing the "Start" button on a controller
• Fixed a bug related to joining mid-game during a "Loot Grab" round
• Fixed a visual glitch where the game was thinking you were attempting to abandon a match by going back to the menu after the match ended
• Added randomization in the snowflake particle size
• Added smooth keyboard/controller scrolling in all the lists like Statistics and Mods

Ooh the weather outside is frightful... or possibly warm depending on your position relative to the equator. So for everyone that’s celebrating anything this time of the year, we’ve got an early present: The NON-DENOMINATIONAL WINTER UPDATE! Through millions spent in behaviour research and human resource studies, we’ve built our most inclusive update yet! It comes with:

• The ability to form TEAMS
• 4 New Game Modes
• 2 New Mutators
• 7 New Characters
• Controler Button Remapping
• Improved Matchmaking
• No Bearded, Red Hat Wearing Iconic Figure as a Mascot!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwKywF4YJqk The results of the update poll are in! And.... you guys are adorably weird <3 ~ Nick

Click here to tell us what to add in the next updates! And keep making awesome things! ~ Nick

Welcome to Move or Die's first edition! THE SPOOPY EDITION! Get ready to be spooped by the new legendary character - MAW - and also the new creepy announcer. As well as lovely blood splatters, pumpkin bombs, skull particles, brain crowns, witch hats, exploding ghosts and MANY OTHER SPOOPY THINGS! Here is a list of changes:

• Added new menu background video
• Splash screens are bloody now
• Bloody gibs explode out of characters on death now
• All background splatters are red (and there are more of them!)
• Lights flicker every now and then to make the mood more spoopy
• Spice character's eyes glow red
• The original soundtrack menu theme is slowed down
• All particles are skulls
• Levels are covered with cobwebs
• The tesla gun in Boss Fight was replaced with a magic wand
• The rocket in Rocker Run is a seeking ghost (and the target is replaced with skulls)
• The bullets in Heavy Bullets were replaced with candy corn
• The hat in Hat Chase is a witch hat now
• The ball in Spike Ball had a skull embedded in its center
• The basketball in Hoops was replaced with a pumpkin
• The loot spawning portal in Loot Grab is... spoopy
• The bombs dropped with "Bomb Drop" mutator have been replaced by pumpkins
• The bomb in Bomb Tag is a pumpkin... we don't know why
• The AOE scare effect in Ghost Scare has a huge skull on it now
• The golden winner crown was replaced with a cracked skull n' brain
• Only halloween-y character fill the screen during Decoys mutator now
• Props are now halloween themed (candies, ghosts and pumpkins... and chunks of meat)

New 5.0.6 (Editor) patch is out! Here is the complete change log so far:

• Quitting a game while having a "poor connection" only counts as half an abandon now
• The boss flashes red when taking damage in Boss Fight
• Hopefully fixed the linux botting problem
• Fixed "Slam!" achievement now working properly
• Fixed inconsistent button icons appearing when an unknown gamepad is used
• The game will detect and let you know when an unkown gamepad is used
• Added an "Example Mod" in the mods folder to encourage the curious ones
• Fixed visual bug with flickering ground tiles when Ambient Occlusion is on
• Editor - Added more source files for EditorUI, Tiles, UI, Bg Assets & more in the Devkit folder
• Editor - Ability to change the depth of background assets through the context menu
• Editor - Replaced the "Tips" cutton in the top right with a "Hide UI" button
• Editor - Level loading window has tabs for "My Levels", "Official Levels" and "Modded Levels" now
• Editor - Added the ability to toggle between normal and fat body in the character viewer
• Editor - Added real time diagnostics that report missing files in the character viewer
• Editor - Added a healthbar in the character viewer with offset values
• Editor - Hidden characters no longer show up in the character viewer (they were clogging up the list)
• Editor - The editor UI is no longer visible while the character viewer is on screen
• Editor - The level saving animation has a SFX now
• Editor - Fixed a tiny bug where the "Save As" level name text bar looked highlighted but it wasn't
• Editor - Ambient occlusion re-freshes on level load, no more funky shadows everywhere
• Editor - Had to remove the "Author" column in the level loading window to avoid slow loading times
• Editor - Fixed the trash button in level loading window. Hopefully it works now
• Editor - Added game mode icons in the level loading list
• Editor - Added falling sfx when Joe falls to his death after the level is deleted
• Editor - Fixed a blind spot on the bottom of the screen preventing you from placing tiles there
• Editor - Color tiles are now solid and can be walked on during editing
• Editor - Fixed various bugs related to scroll bars
• Editor - Fixed bug where ground tiles remained deadly after testing Shifty Grounds
• Editor - Props no longer float FOREVER after using the Underwater Mutator
• Editor - Added a "No Mutator" icon instead of a blank empty sad space
• Editor - Added the leading marker representation during camera placement adjustment
• Editor - Updated tooltip texts to be relevant. They were seriously old
• Editor - Added custom text editing cursor, it no longer turns into the OS cursor
• Editor - Changed the color of previously orange scroll bars to light blue, has anyone noticed?
• Editor - Fixed a crash when flipping props (who does that?)
• Editor - Fixed a crash related to deleting tiles (and fixed the zombie context menu as well)
• Editor - We now skip the exit confirmation on Alt+F4 to make it faster
• Editor - You can no longer delete UI elements... this bug has been around for over two years now.
• Editor - Added visible shortcut keys in the bottom right corner of the editor
• Editor - Added alternative one letter shortcuts like "N", "L" & "S" for faster menu button access

New patch is out! Here is the complete change log so far:

• Fixed potential booting problem on linux caused by line endings
• Added Idle warning before getting kicked in a lobby
• Added automatic friends list refresh
• Added "Player Joined/Left" notifications in the in-game chat
• Added options for chat profanity filters and AI sentience
• Added more AI Bots chat lines
• Added a new resolution option in the editor
• Fixed the NSFW mutator on old GPUs
• Added a "Devkit" folder with a bunch of source files for modders
• Fixed a crash when leaving a local game with bots
• Tweaked Sugar Rush level to accomodate Stabilizer mutator
• Improved wording on game mode mastering progress bars
• Mutator settings are now remembered in hosted lobbies
• Grouped developer settings under an "Advanced" tab
• Fixed crash related to underwater mutator
• Added alert sound effects that play regardless of volume (can be toggled)
• Fixed obscure bug with obscure controllers, seriously, use xbox or PS ones... please
• Fixed a crash related to accepting invites
• Unlocking hidden characters now working in the character selection screen
• Allowed infinite scrolling for Yes/No in the mutator toggle pop-up
• Fixed crash related to updating already published mods
• AI Bots will now spam the ready button if you wait too long

Hey hey, as you know, since the last "Best Value" update, AI bots can use the in-game chat to make fun of human players.
We thought it would be an awesome idea to ask you guys for suggestions regarding what the AI Bots should say in the chat. So I made a google form where you can post multiple suggestions, and we'll pick the best ones and push them with each game patch! Submit your suggestions here! While keeping it clean, let's try to make the AI Bots be as a♥♥hole-ish as they can be!

Since the Best Value update came out we have been working hard to fix all the bugs and crashes reported by you guys. We basically pushed 4 updates within the first 24 hours of the Best Value update. Here is the complete change log so far:

• Fixed various problems related to edge case scenarios where XP and items were not allocated correctly
• Fixed a crash during the loading transition
• Fixed crash realted to NSFW mutator
• Fixed crash related to Loot Grab assets and animations
• Fixed a bug that caused the ball to be un-grab-able in Hoops after a player dies while holding it
• Made teleporters more obvious in the LootGrab level
• Fixed a crash related to Decoys where the player didn't have enough skins for them to use
• Fixed a crash related to UTF-8... freaking funky characters
• Added 3 new Daily Missions
• Fixed a crash with Loot Grab
• Added working ceiling death tiles in Shifty Grounds with the VVVVVV mutator
• Lowered gun charge time in God Gun with VVVVVV mutator
• Increased platform acceleration in Vertigo with the VVVVVV mutator
• Made deadly ground last longer in Shifty Grounds with Underwater mutator
• Added a 1.3 seconds cooldown and lowered the boss's teleportation in Boss Fight with Teleportation mutator
• Added the ability for bombs to damage the boss in Boss Fight with Bomb Drop mutator
• Improved the timing in some Lily Pichu announcer lines
• Better Mind Control AI logic
• Removed the "rumble not working on win 10 due to drivers" string from the options screen... yay for fixed rumble!

Don't change the channel! THE BEST VALUE UPDATE is HERE! It comes with:

• 2 new game modes
• 6 new mutators
• In-game chat
• Better xp allocation
• Abandon penalties for quitters
• New Announcer Lily Pichu
• Item drops on mode mastering
• AND MORE!

Today's Deal: Save 50% on Move or Die!*

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The 4.0.5 patch is out and fixes various problems related to soundtracks, aspect ratio visual bugs & other things! Here is a complete list of fixes:

• Fixed in-game soundtrack not randomizing tracks
• Soundtrack mods can now be used online
• Fixed a pretty common BossFight crash
• Fixed various visual bugs in non 16:9 aspect ratio
• Fixed a bug where you couldn't regenerate life in Twitch DropKill because of the platform speed
• Added a "Update published mods" section in the modding wiki
• Removed the mandatory "_1" sufix from Announcer lines files (makes things easier)
• Fixed a crash related to soundtracks missing tracks

Patch 4.0.4 is out. Patch notes:

• Fixed bugs related to steam inventory items (The game wasn't receiving the item details from Steam so we moved those to our own server, sorry for the inconvenience)
• "Love.exe stopped working" Plays.tv warning for machines using AMD cards
• Updated Engine on Macs (Mods suggestions now work on OSX)
• Cleaned up some assets and code related to game mode selection
• Fixed crash related to mods
• Improved winner sunrays in score screen for non 16:9 aspect ratio
• Prettier "Time's Up", "Sudden Death" & "Level Up" text assets

Check out the latest devlog video! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p80r5JRrtXI Keep being awesome, ~ Nick

Heads up! We got our own official Discord Channel. Join here > https://discord.gg/01479rzG9E6F8DsuJ Another way to find people to play with and friendships to ruin! See you there. Keep being awesome, ~ Nick

In order to fix the "Love.exe stopped working" problem, simply close the "Plays.tv" process from task manager and re-launch Move or Die. This is a problem caused by the AMD's service "Plays.tv", and we are trying to reach out to them and see what we can do on our end to get this problem fixed permanently. 4.0.3 Patch Notes:

• Fixed bullets not spawning in "Heavy Bullets"
• Fixed various issues with the ball getting stuck in "Hoops"
• Fixed a crash related to missing songs in a soundtrack
• Developers are now yellow in the online chat list
• Better winner particles in the score screen

4.0.1 patch just went live. This should fix the game not working on Macs. Note: We are still looking into the "Love.exe has stopped working" problem. Sorry about that, hang in there! :D Keep being awesome, ~ Nick

The Toxic Update is finally out! Share your feelings while ruining friendships > www.moveordiegame.com/updates/toxic When we are not working on Move or Die, we are reading what you guys write on the Steam forums. You asked for it and we made it happen.

• Online Chat
• Emotes
• Better Online (No more AFK hosts + Host migration + AFK Bots)
• 3 New game modes: Hoops, God Gun & Boss Fight
• New Mutator: Fly or Die
• New Characters
• Soundtrack Packs
• Mod Suggestions
• New Daily Missions
• AND MORE!!!!!!!

Heyoo, With the first day of Summer Sale, we are announcing the upcoming "TOXIC UPDATE". It brings a lot of awesome things to the game like in-game chat, emotes, new mutators, game modes and new characters! Check out this teaser trailer > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ViojutxHFM Expect the TOXIC Update to hit you in the face on the 6th of July! COMPLETELY FREE! Until then, you can grab the game RIGHT NOW at -40%!!! Love, ~ Those Awesome Guys

Come check it out > https://www.twitch.tv/xelubest Move or Die new Update Dev LiveStream! This announcement will be deleted after the stream is finished. Keep being awesome! ~ Nick

https://www.twitch.tv/xelubest Nick here! About to live stream some development on #MoveorDie, come say hi! This announcement will be removed once the stream is over! Keep being awesome!

Nick here! About to live stream some development on #MoveorDie, come say hi! https://www.twitch.tv/xelubest This announcement will be removed once the stream is over! Keep being awesome!

New 3.0.3 patch is live now!

• Fixed a minor code slip that made all characters derpy
• Made several adjustments to the "Glitch" appearances throughout the game
• Fixed a minor error in the Credits screen

New 3.0.2 patch is live now!

• Made structural changes to our servers so they don't crash anymore (This was the cause of occasional XP loss)
• Fixed crash related to latency compensation in "Spike Ball"
• Fixed crash related to the death tiles in "Shifty Ground"
• Fixed crash when sorting lobby list with servers with number names
• Fix crash if the TwitchBalance platform doesn't load in time
• Renamed the "Dutch" language to "Nederlands (Dutch)" + Various fixes to strings
• Added something, somewhere in the game
• Improved overall game stability
• Made the TwitchBalance votes more powerful
• Optimized the twitch viewers pull so it doesn't crash our servers anymore

Introducing Move or Die's- Viewers vs Streamers- FREE UPDATE, a new way to piss off your favorite live-streamers. Influence the game in real time through the twitch-chat. Vote for game modes, mutators, and special Twitch Rounds like "TwitchLasers" "QWERTY Bombs" and "DropKill". Play the new game mode "Heavy Bullets" while using the new "Teleporter" mutator to go through walls, all of this while listening to the soothing voice of Arin (Egoraptor), the new announcer!. All of this, already in your steam library, for FREE! The Viewers vs Streamers update > http://www.moveordiegame.com/updates/viewersvsstreamers/ Keep being awesome, ~ Nick

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We proudly introduce today a new mechanic called "Offensive Mutators", targeted specifically towards your opponents. We weren't happy knowing that players were simply losing friends while playing Move or Die, therefore we crafted a special kind of mutators designed to make your opponents' lives miserable in online matches!

The MUTATORS update is now live! Spice things up and change the way the game is played with mutators! Throwing new mechanics in the mix like Jetpacks, Double Jumps, Deadly Ghosts and may more!

• New game modes
• New characters
• New levels
• Ability to have multiple local players in online games
• Announcers mocking you and your friends when you lose
• Leading Player UI Marker
• Mid-game joins

The friendship ruining game, finally out after 3 years of development!

Getting ready for some live stream productivity: http://www.twitch.tv/xelubest Come hang out in the chat! :D

Man... It has been what.. a year since the last post in the dev blog? In other words, the time frame between Move or Die hitting Early Access on Steam and almost being released (will announce release date sometime soon). As we approach the end of 2015, we get to look back on what happened during this year. It was more or less a crazy roller coaster ride, here are some highlights: Click here to read the full post on the dev blog >>>

It's finally time to give Mac and Linux some love!

Welcome to the world of modding!

• LEVEL EDITOR - Craft your own levels!
• Steam Workshop - Time to make mods more accessible, publish and download mods from the workshop.
• Mod manager - In-game mod manager, easily toggle mods on and off and keep track of them without getting your hands dirty with moving files.
• Modding Wiki - No more reverse-engineering, check out the in-depth modding wiki!
• Daily Challenges - A new way to play Move or Die. Go against AI bots in a survival-type game where you earn badges that you can showoff in online matches!
• New Game Modes - Hat Chase, Ghost Scare, Jump Shot... enough said.
• Some other stuff - New particle effects, improved .level file system and video playback support in-engine.

It's here!!!
The sugar rush update! (including Trading Cards) Check out what's new.

Hey there!

Hello everybody!

Version 0.2.10 is live

Finally, after so much waiting and so many delays, it's finally here. In Early Access though, so keep your breasts calm... See this fancy page for more info! Make sure you check out the Early Access Guide video.
Keep being awesome!

Hello everybody!...

Long story short

Why?

Game Status

Ethics

Hey there!

Just like the title says, what do you guys think about Early Access?

• What do you guys fear the most of when it comes to Early Access titles?
• Do you guys have any specific requests if Move or Die would go into Early Access?

Should we do this? :)