Intelligence sources have informed Move or Die HQ that the real motive behind Santas Naugthy or Nice List is none other than gathering kids private information in an attempt to create a mass surveillance network threatening the very core of our Holiday Spirit. Move or Die can no longer stand by idly while this injustice goes on and has decided to shed some light on the subject through a series of classified leaks titled The Secret Santa Update. Through intense investigations, we have narrowed down the chain of command to two key players: Secret Santa himself and Snow Dan, the elf whistleblower responsible for bringing the subject to our attention.
In accordance with protocol, they will both be featured as new characters in Move or Die latest update. Intelligence sources have also revealed that Secret Santas guerrilla group known as The Little Helpers will also have a role to play in future developments.
In order to disseminate this information further, Move or Die higher-ups have also decided to enact a massive 75% discount on the game. Make sure to pass this info along. https://store.steampowered.com/app/323850/ This is as much as can be revealed at the moment as there is reason to believe Secret Santas office has already been informed of the leaks. Under these circumstances we would still like to wish everyone happy holidays, even though you are most probably being surveilled as we speak.
Warmest wishes, Office of the Secretary Director of M.O.D.