Welcome back to the season of spring. What do you mean it's still cold? When I went to bring the trash out the other day and had a colored piece of paper next to me, I saw a bee land on it, which is a clear sign that it's spring already. It also resulted in me standing there for 5 minutes because I didn't want to disturb it. To celebrate this particular bee making out with a piece of paper REDLINE CROOKS is 35% off for this year's SPRING SALE. Tell your friends, pastor, family, and potentially incredibly violent ex partner as a means for them to let their violent tendencies out on cars instead of you. Additionally, REDLINE CROOKS has partnered up with SANDRIPPER to create the first and definitely only Indie Triple-A bundle on the Steam platform (Arcade Automotive Armageddon Bundle). If one game about blowing up vehicles to get massive scores was already good, can you imagine how much you'd get out of TWO?? And it's at a 20% discount if you get the bundle?? AND one of the game's in the bundle is 35% off?? Lord help me, I gotta let my potentially incredibly violent ex partner know about this, it's such a good deal.
- Alexander

• Pick one out of 9 playable convicts, each with distinct playstyles and character-specific upgrades.
  
• Use the Boost to reach dangerously high speeds and blast through walls and enemies alike at the cost of your health.
  
• Slam, blow up, launch, ram or otherwise destroy anyone looking to get you back behind bars, and be rewarded with cash and health.
  
• Build an arsenal of powerful upgrades purchasable from the ever-trustworthy shopkeeper - there are over 100 items for you to mix and match, making every run unique.

• Perform well to rank up, ramping up both the difficulty and the rewards you get using a God Hand-inspired difficulty scaling system.
  
• Master the intricate mechanics and make it to the top of the online leaderboard, or just have a good time in this easy to play, hard to master experience.
  
• Test your skills by completing jobs, earning stamps which can be exchanged for customization options and more.
  
• Jam out to an awesome, original digital-fusion soundtrack by father p.

• OS: Ubuntu works. other distros not guaranteed.