Vampire Therapist (tuxdb.com)

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Greetings, children of the night! We've got a special new patch you all today. You know how Vampire Therapist has a reputation as "that really cool and funny game with the wonky curtains?" Well, now the curtains are fixed! Why did it take this long? Well, Vampire Therapist is largely a solo project and I'm not an experienced programmer. Apparently embedding video with transparency will make most computers melt. So now we use a green screen effect to render the curtains opening and closing instead. Neat! Further patch notes:

Updates the curtains to use a greenscreen should work much better on slower machines!
Ensures players can't save during Distortion picking. Sorry, my dear therapists, have confidence and commit to your choices!
Lots of setup for upcoming content and upcoming demo

That's all this time. Thanks for your patience, bloodsucking buddies! Love, Cyrus

[ 2024-09-30 15:35:42 CET ] [ Original post ]

Vampire Therapist

Little Bat Games Developer

Little Bat Games Publisher

Q2 2024 Release

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🎹🖱️Keyboard + Mouse
🕹️ Partial Controller Support
🎮 Full Controller Support

Very Positive (278 reviews)

https://vampiretherapist.com

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Vampire Therapist is a narrative adventure in the vein (get it) of What We Do in the Shadows, the horror works of Mel Brooks, Monty Python, and Horrible Histories where you play as a reformed bloodsucker helping other vampires find inner peace.

Take on the role of Sam, a former rootin’, tootin’ Wild West gunslinger who escaped his day-to-day of murder and mayhem and realized, after a hundred years or so, that there’s a whole lot more to unlife than blood, lace, and leather. Dragging himself from the quagmire of the Old West, Sam teams up with a 3000-year-old vampire living in Europe that’s willing to show him the therapy ropes.

Immerse yourself into this alternate world and meet your clients: self-hating vampires, agoraphobic social media addicts, supernatural narcissists, and victims of centuries-old capitalistic systems. You can’t fix the world, but maybe you can help other vampires accept it.

That is, if you can accept yourself first.

Real Therapy Concepts: You’ll learn and apply real cognitive behavioral therapy concepts vetted by licensed therapists. By challenging client statements that contain “cognitive distortions”, you’ll help vampires see where their thoughts don’t match reality.
A Comedic Look Through History: Meet emotionally damaged vampires from ancient Greece, Renaissance Italy, Tudor England, and the Bronze Age.
Singular Voice Acting: Vampire Therapist is fully-voiced, with many characters played by a single actor (Cyrus Nemati, Hades’ Ares, Dionysus, and Theseus). It promises to be a singular experience.
Unique Setting: Vampire Therapist merges cozy self-introspection with a dark European goth vibe. In fact, the whole thing takes above a goth club in Germany filled with willing necks to bite.
Minigames: Learn mindfulness meditation, safely and consensually bite sexy necks!

MINIMAL SETUPOS: Ubuntu 20.04 LTS or SteamOS
Processor: Quad-core 2GHz or faster 64-bit CPUMemory: 8 GB RAM
Memory: 8 GB RAM
Graphics: NVidia. AMD or Intel Graphics with support for Vulkan 1.2
Storage: 16 GB available spaceAdditional Notes: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system

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