Vampire Therapist is a narrative adventure in the vein (get it) of What We Do in the Shadows, the horror works of Mel Brooks, Monty Python, and Horrible Histories where you play as a reformed bloodsucker helping other vampires find inner peace.
Take on the role of Sam, a former rootin’, tootin’ Wild West gunslinger who escaped his day-to-day of murder and mayhem and realized, after a hundred years or so, that there’s a whole lot more to unlife than blood, lace, and leather. Dragging himself from the quagmire of the Old West, Sam teams up with a 3000-year-old vampire living in Europe that’s willing to show him the therapy ropes.
Immerse yourself into this alternate world and meet your clients: self-hating vampires, agoraphobic social media addicts, supernatural narcissists, and victims of centuries-old capitalistic systems. You can’t fix the world, but maybe you can help other vampires accept it.
That is, if you can accept yourself first.
- Real Therapy Concepts: You’ll learn and apply real cognitive behavioral therapy concepts vetted by licensed therapists. By challenging client statements that contain “cognitive distortions”, you’ll help vampires see where their thoughts don’t match reality.
- A Comedic Look Through History: Meet emotionally damaged vampires from ancient Greece, Renaissance Italy, Tudor England, and the Bronze Age.
- Singular Voice Acting: Vampire Therapist is fully-voiced, with many characters played by a single actor (Cyrus Nemati, Hades’ Ares, Dionysus, and Theseus). It promises to be a singular experience.
- Unique Setting: Vampire Therapist merges cozy self-introspection with a dark European goth vibe. In fact, the whole thing takes above a goth club in Germany filled with willing necks to bite.
- Minigames: Learn mindfulness meditation, safely and consensually bite sexy necks!
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The holidays mean time off, cozy nights in, and finally working through that growing game backlog meaning its the perfect moment to grab Vampire Therapist at 35% off as part of the [u]Choose Wisely Steam Festival [/u]. If youve been waiting for a sign to dive in, consider this a very on-the-nose one.
Its also a great chance to pick it up for a friend who loves sharp writing, stellar voice acting, and, you know BAFTA-nominated things. Nothing says happy holidays like helping someone guide ancient immortals through their emotional baggage.
Just remember: Sam may be great at helping vampires find themselves, but he is absolutely not a substitute for your actual therapist. Sale runs for a limited time, go grab it while the fangs are fresh.
\nAnd in case you missed it, Little Bat Games just announced its follow-up to Vampire Therapist: https://store.steampowered.com/app/3954390/Better_Than_Us/\"" style="color:#bb86fc;text-decoration:none;">Better Than Us ! Its a social stealth game where youll outsmart and deceive the worlds ultra wealthy with nothing but charm and weaponized misinformation.
Intrigued? Make sure you wishlist it to stay up to date on EVERYTHING leading up to its launch sometime in 2026!
Minimum Setup
- OS: Ubuntu 20.04 LTS or SteamOS
- Processor: Quad-core 2GHz or faster 64-bit CPUMemory: 8 GB RAM
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVidia. AMD or Intel Graphics with support for Vulkan 1.2
- Storage: 16 GB available spaceAdditional Notes: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
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