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We've been hard at work trying not to outshine our extra-brilliant colleagues who just released Anger Foot. But we have been working! Though a lot of the work we've been busy with is the boring sort, the kind that makes a game experience seamless and intuitive, the kind you don't notice when it is functioning, the kind of work that depressingly doesn't qualify as a killer feature ready for it's own 5 part documentary series. [previewyoutube=j52ns-APB0A;full][/previewyoutube] But as you can see in this devlog, it is not all heroically complex and inexplicably boring. There's also Rohun's, very relatable, terminal hared of economic dissidents, brought to life, and the tantalizing promise of exotic new potentially upgradeable special-abilities each programmed in 15 minutes or less... and for good measure there's a briefly alluded to storyboard spoiling the entire elaborate (and some have said unnecessary) backstory for Stick It To The Stickman. Till soon, The Stickman Team
Punch, kick, slice, dice, burn, blast, staple-gun, fireball, jackhammer, and chainsaw your way up the corporate ladder solo or with a 'friend' in a truly hostile work environment. And remember: every red stickman you defeat is one dead red stickman closer to a promotion!
Here at this great company, we do the thing. To be clear: the thing is what we do. But can YOU do the thing? Do you know the deadly art of the handshake? Can you perform an exploding heart punch? Successful applicants will be issued a range of brutal weaponry to help them become the boss. But watch out: everyone else wants the job too.
Stickmen need jobs, but more importantly, shareholders need growth. Climb to the top of the tower to crush your boss's nuts, and please note that 50% of office work is kicking stickmen out of windows. Deliver parcels and dash from task to task, with lots of murder in between.
Fight other CEOs for the prestige of being the CEO with the biggest muscles. Perform dubiously legal tasks critical to expanding the company. Steal cars, suppress protestors, and kidnap building inspectors, all in the name of profit. Because without profit, there is nothing. NOTHING!
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