




🌟 Special thanks to our amazing supporters:
✨ $10 Tier: [Geeks Love Detail]
🌈 $5 Tier: [Benedikt][David Martínez Martí]
We hope your productivity is up and your firings are plentiful. We're here with a small update on the open-world.
[previewyoutube="EeovhKyZ23Q;full"][/previewyoutube]If you can't watch YouTube on your Company Intranet, here's a summary: The city has expanded and now connects multiple modes! Bigger worlds need to feel more alive, so we've added police, pedestrians, pigeons, attack helicopters, guns, bribes, and plenty of other dirty little corporate secrets for you to find.
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Causing a little chaos is now met with extreme violence. How long can you be a 5-star (wanted) citizen for?
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And who really knows where we're going next?
We've got more updates coming soon, so stay tuned.
Kind regards,
The Shareholders.
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Punch, kick, slice, dice, burn, blast, staple-gun, fireball, jackhammer, and chainsaw your way up the corporate ladder solo or with a 'friend' in a truly hostile work environment. And remember: every red stickman you defeat is one dead red stickman closer to a promotion!
Here at this great company, we do the thing. To be clear: the thing is what we do. But can YOU do the thing? Do you know the deadly art of the handshake? Can you perform an exploding heart punch? Successful applicants will be issued a range of brutal weaponry to help them become the boss. But watch out: everyone else wants the job too.
Stickmen need jobs, but more importantly, shareholders need growth. Climb to the top of the tower to crush your boss's nuts, and please note that 50% of office work is kicking stickmen out of windows. Deliver parcels and dash from task to task, with lots of murder in between.
Fight other CEOs for the prestige of being the CEO with the biggest muscles. Perform dubiously legal tasks critical to expanding the company. Steal cars, suppress protestors, and kidnap building inspectors, all in the name of profit. Because without profit, there is nothing. NOTHING!
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