Punch, kick, slice, dice, burn, blast, staple-gun, fireball, jackhammer, and chainsaw your way up the corporate ladder solo or with a 'friend' in a truly hostile work environment. And remember: every red stickman you defeat is one dead red stickman closer to a promotion!
WHAT DO WE DO HERE?
Here at this great company, we do the thing. To be clear: the thing is what we do. But can YOU do the thing? Do you know the deadly art of the handshake? Can you perform an exploding heart punch? Successful applicants will be issued a range of brutal weaponry to help them become the boss. But watch out: everyone else wants the job too.
THE ONLY WAY UPWARDS IS SIDEWAYS
Stickmen need jobs, but more importantly, shareholders need growth. Climb to the top of the tower to crush your boss's nuts, and please note that 50% of office work is kicking stickmen out of windows. Deliver parcels and dash from task to task, with lots of murder in between.
BECOME THE BOSS
Fight other CEOs for the prestige of being the CEO with the biggest muscles. Perform dubiously legal tasks critical to expanding the company. Steal cars, suppress protestors, and kidnap building inspectors, all in the name of profit. Because without profit, there is nothing. NOTHING!
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🎮 Full Controller Support
We\'ve fixed some of the most immediate and important bugs from launch! There are still some lingering around, but we\'ll get to those tomorrow. These changes haven\'t come to Mac yet, we\'ll get to that in the morning.
Big things:
Fixed a softlock where the Expansion quest could not be completed
[/*]Nerfed Starbucks in Cage Fight (again)
[/*]Fixed some missing localisation strings (there are plenty left)
[/*]Fixed locked progression in Cage Fight
[/*]Fix for an infinite hype bug in Cage Fight
[/*]Fixes for some teleport bugs
[/*]Single stroke battle now deals damage
[/*]Added the credits to the build settings. Absolute cinema.
[/*][strike]Intro volume is now at 60% [/strike] Accidentally not added, next patch for sure
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Little things:
Some weapons now appear in Retro Glow mode
[/*]Clean Freak does not appear more than once for the Custodian
[/*]Fixed a very strange Force Choke infinite
[/*]Immolate quest amount reduced
[/*]Drink Dash quest reduced
[/*]Guns now count better towards the \"fire guns\" quest
[/*]Wishlist button removed
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Thanks to everyone for reporting bugs! It\'s been an awesome day, and the support has meant the world to us.
Now back to work!
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