Punch, kick, slice, dice, burn, blast, staple-gun, fireball, jackhammer, and chainsaw your way up the corporate ladder solo or with a 'friend' in a truly hostile work environment. And remember: every red stickman you defeat is one dead red stickman closer to a promotion!
WHAT DO WE DO HERE?
Here at this great company, we do the thing. To be clear: the thing is what we do. But can YOU do the thing? Do you know the deadly art of the handshake? Can you perform an exploding heart punch? Successful applicants will be issued a range of brutal weaponry to help them become the boss. But watch out: everyone else wants the job too.
THE ONLY WAY UPWARDS IS SIDEWAYS
Stickmen need jobs, but more importantly, shareholders need growth. Climb to the top of the tower to crush your boss's nuts, and please note that 50% of office work is kicking stickmen out of windows. Deliver parcels and dash from task to task, with lots of murder in between.
BECOME THE BOSS
Fight other CEOs for the prestige of being the CEO with the biggest muscles. Perform dubiously legal tasks critical to expanding the company. Steal cars, suppress protestors, and kidnap building inspectors, all in the name of profit. Because without profit, there is nothing. NOTHING!
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Valued employees,
Here at the Looming Corporate Entity, we have always valued your entrepreneurial spirit. Your imagination. Your business acumen. Your willingness to go above and beyond Key Performance Indicators. Weve seen the hours of unpaid overtime youve worked to give us new ideas on ways to move forward, and weve appreciated it.
But if you want a job done right, you do it yourself. So its time for you to be an industry leader
Put your creativity to the test in the Level Builder!
The Financial Tower is now in your hands, and its corporate structure at your fingertips.
Customise your enemies/coworkers! From their attacks to their size, or their clothes to their voice lines. Hiring decisions are fully in your hands.
[/*]Customise your stickmans moves, weapons and abilities! Your unique skill set is valued, whether youre a minigun fanatic or coffee addict or you are into necromancy, you are finally allowed to be yourself.
[/*]Decorate your workplace. Feng shui your way to the top of the Stickmarket by placing explosives in risky areas, desks on the ceilings, or seven adjacent toilets for team building.
[/*]Share your creations in the marketplace of ideas, also known as the Steam Workshop. Upload, download, and play. The world is your lobster, and lobsters are both profitable and delicious.
[/*]Bring your imagination into the world of Stickman! As long as your imagination is a .glb file, it can be imported as a prop and even worn by your employees. These props can also be shared on the Steam Workshop.
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We look forward to seeing what you create with this opportunity. From family businesses owned by Private Equity, to mega corporations with market caps larger than small countries, the economy has never been more accessible.
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[u]Disclaimer:[/u]
Level Builder is currently only available in English. Were sorry about this, and will localise text into other languages when Level Builder is feature complete and stable.
Creating levels is only possible with a keyboard and mouse.
Level Builder levels are not currently available for 2 players.
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