Punch, kick, slice, dice, burn, blast, staple-gun, fireball, jackhammer, and chainsaw your way up the corporate ladder solo or with a 'friend' in a truly hostile work environment. And remember: every red stickman you defeat is one dead red stickman closer to a promotion!
WHAT DO WE DO HERE?
Here at this great company, we do the thing. To be clear: the thing is what we do. But can YOU do the thing? Do you know the deadly art of the handshake? Can you perform an exploding heart punch? Successful applicants will be issued a range of brutal weaponry to help them become the boss. But watch out: everyone else wants the job too.
THE ONLY WAY UPWARDS IS SIDEWAYS
Stickmen need jobs, but more importantly, shareholders need growth. Climb to the top of the tower to crush your boss's nuts, and please note that 50% of office work is kicking stickmen out of windows. Deliver parcels and dash from task to task, with lots of murder in between.
BECOME THE BOSS
Fight other CEOs for the prestige of being the CEO with the biggest muscles. Perform dubiously legal tasks critical to expanding the company. Steal cars, suppress protestors, and kidnap building inspectors, all in the name of profit. Because without profit, there is nothing. NOTHING!
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Valued Technofeudal Peasantry,
It has been a great honour working with you, Q4 has been a massive success for our Shareholders. Your bonuses have been converted to Company Points, which can be spent on Eggnog at the lobby vending machine.
With all of our holiday spirits combined, it is time to celebrate our first ever...
RENTRENCH-MAS!
We have come to the realisation that profits increase when we pay fewer salaries, and it\'s YOUR job to bring that number down. Congratulations on this opportunity!
\"Retrench with impunity and joy. We\'re technically not making profit so it\'s legal!\" as our Founder once said. Be inspired...
Fred from accounting? FIRED!
Union Rep Richard? INCINERATED!
Peter the post boy? ABLAZE!
Give the gift of an untimely termination this holiday. Did they do anything wrong? Who cares! We don\'t experience consequences from the top of our big pile of money!
[u]Check out these new additions in the Level Builder:[/u]
Flamethrowers
Bazookas
Festive Electrocution Trees
... and not much more!
Use these assets to build out your dream Rentrench-mas tower and enter the competition on our Discord. Entries will be accepted between the 19th and 31st of December. You can join here .
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[hr][/hr]We also fixed some bugs, but the guy who writes the patch notes got retrenched, so you\'ll have to figure that out for yourself.
Happy holidays, and we\'ll see you next year!
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