Hi, Matt here, lead developer on this game. It's speak like a pirate day here in Australia and its time to look at support for this game, Yarrr! Ok, so here's a list of reported problems I'm going to tackle first: 1) Level 7 Crash: Artemis Chanchan reported that the game crashes on level 7, so that's definitely up first. If anyone else is experiencing this let me know. It would be good to know if its a once off or a pattern. 2) Fix Un-Achieveable Achievements: Based on what we're seeing in the stats, the 999x combo achievement isn't unlocking. We've verified this one too, and I'll look into solving it so we can all 100% this bad boy. 3) Confusing Button UI: Watching Youtubers play the game has shown us players are struggling with the A, B and C onscreen control prompts not _actually_ corresponding to gamepad inputs. We're not able to implement interactive button prompts for tech reasons, but I want to do a better job of at least explaining the inputs before jumping into the game proper. 4) Screen Sizes: People want to play in 16:9. This one isn't game breaking, but we can see it's annoying! I started this project about 8 years ago and made some bad assumptions about screen sizes and didn't play with this enough as its quite a bit of code to change around. But let's fix it. I'll come up with a solution that's going to maintain our aspect ratio for crisp pixels, but also let you play in a reasonable modern resolution. That's all of the problems we're aware of so far. If you've noticed anything else or would like to offer suggestions, then drop us a comment below! :D This game does not feature enough pirates, yarrr.... But lets set sail on the seas of support! -Cheers, Matt

Hi, Matt here, lead developer on this game. It's speak like a pirate day here in Australia and its time to look at support for this game, Yarrr! Ok, so here's a list of reported problems I'm going to tackle first: 1) Level 7 Crash: Artemis Chanchan reported that the game crashes on level 7, so that's definitely up first. If anyone else is experiencing this let me know. It would be good to know if its a once off or a pattern. 2) Fix Un-Achieveable Achievements: Based on what we're seeing in the stats, the 999x combo achievement isn't unlocking. We've verified this one too, and I'll look into solving it so we can all 100% this bad boy. 3) Confusing Button UI: Watching Youtubers play the game has shown us players are struggling with the A, B and C onscreen control prompts not _actually_ corresponding to gamepad inputs. We're not able to implement interactive button prompts for tech reasons, but I want to do a better job of at least explaining the inputs before jumping into the game proper. 4) Screen Sizes: People want to play in 16:9. This one isn't game breaking, but we can see it's annoying! I started this project about 8 years ago and made some bad assumptions about screen sizes and didn't play with this enough as its quite a bit of code to change around. But let's fix it. I'll come up with a solution that's going to maintain our aspect ratio for crisp pixels, but also let you play in a reasonable modern resolution. That's all of the problems we're aware of so far. If you've noticed anything else or would like to offer suggestions, then drop us a comment below! :D This game does not feature enough pirates, yarrr.... But lets set sail on the seas of support! -Cheers, Matt

The Story

The Game

The Features

• Fully illustrated, darkly humorous story mode
  
• Power up! Find new weapons, level them up to unlock devastating new special attacks, and pump up Nick's stats at the shop.
  
• Local multiplayer: co-op in arcade mode or duke it out in versus, with gamepad support for 1-2 controllers.
  
• Survival mode - destroy all comers, forever!
  
• Mod friendly: literally everything in the game can be reskinned.

The Heart

• OS: Ubuntu or SteamOS
• Processor: Intel Atom N455 / 1.66 GHzMemory: 1 GB RAM
• Memory: 1 GB RAM
• Graphics: Any
• Storage: 400 MB available space