Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator (tuxdb.com)

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October the 25th is the International Insult Day as Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator will start its verbal assault on the world!

Dear distinguished Gentlemen & Ladies, Are you tired of playing the same games year-after-year? Have you ever wanted to tell your friends and loved ones how you really feel about them, but without the risk of any lasting physical repercussions? Then we have some wonderful news, as Oh...Sir! The insult Simulator will be released next week on October 25th! Oh…Sir! The Insult Simulator builds upon the ideas explored in past prototypes and delivers an Insult’em-up game where you can release your inner fury….the British way! Create insults by using a random selection of handcrafted zingers and verbally assault friends and strangers across numerous devices with Crossplay, and let them know that their Hamster farted on your hovercraft from anywhere in the world! Experience a deep Contentious Battle system. Employ Combos, Criticals , Continuations and other new mechanics to outwit your argumentative opponents! Prepare to improve or destroy all of the important relationships in your life, as Oh…Sir! The Insult Simulator will launch on October 25th for the low LOW price of $1,99!

[ 2016-10-21 12:08:45 CET ] [ Original post ]

Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator

Vile Monarch Developer

Gambitious Digital Entertainment Publisher

2016-10-25 Release

Simulation Singleplayer Multiplayer Tags

Game News Posts: 32

🎹🖱️Keyboard + Mouse

Very Positive (3168 reviews)

http://vilemonarch.com/

Steam Store

The Game includes VR Support

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Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator -Linux [348.25 M]

The parrot is back from the dead bringing countless new insults for your disposal, Sir! Remember that silly game that parted lovers, destroyed families and turned friends into enemies? Here’s its successor that does even more, certainly with more style and more variety. And I have proof! This time you can spread affront to everyone in the world that has Internet access or - if you’re not the most sociable - you can sit alone and play with yourself. Nudge nudge.

So don’t let the parrot die for nothing and tell that grumpy old lady that her husband donated organs for a strange woman lying in a pond and that her sister poses nude for some dog. Then meet a retired hipster who admires pictures of a grunting sow, and a fake Russian who borrowed a dead body to put his teacup and crumpets on. It’s also the only game that lets you learn what’s The Meaning of Life, and that’s scientifically proven!

Game Features:

Loner’s Insult Tournament Mode: Battle your way through numerous unique situations and verbally assault your CPU
Real-Life Friends Mode: Belliger your actual friends on a couch, ottoman, or whatever else you like to rest your fanny on
Imaginary-Friends Mode: Verbally take down strangers from all over the world online, and bring the witty pain across any device using the game's Cross-Platform Multiplayer
5 Hilarious Playable Characters: Each with their own unique voices, quirky traits and hilarious “insult bits”
4 Conflict Scenarios: Lay down some verbal jujitsu across 4 different testy situations and dynamic environments
Contentious Battle System: Employ combos, criticals, continuations and other new mechanics to outwit your argumentative opponents!

MINIMAL SETUPOS: Ubuntu 12.04 or later
Processor: Intel from 1.2 GHz or equivilent AMD familyMemory: 1 GB RAM
Memory: 1 GB RAM
Graphics: DirectX 9 compatible graphics card
Storage: 100 MB available space

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