Hey y'all! We know you love Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator, so how about trying another title developed by Vile Monarch as well? https://store.steampowered.com/app/1536570/ Welcome to the wholesome science-fantasy world of The Last Alchemist, a third-person alchemy simulation game about the blazing pursuit of science and friendship. Embrace your weird and wonderful role as the world's last Alchemist! You will craft your workshop from the ground up, practice alchemy by solving puzzles, befriend and understand the Agari folk, and roam a vibrant world packed with brilliant resources to bring home and make use of. BTW, if The Last Alchemist is your kind of game, or you just want to stay in touch for other future updates from Vile Monarch, give us a follow on the platform of your choice!

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Good Morrow Distinguished Gentleman! As a very small gesture of appreciation for your continued support for our studio, Vile Monarch would like to offer you a special additional 10% on our latest just released title, Weedcraft Inc. This discount is available for anyone who owns any of the titles below on Steam and stacks with any additional discounts, including the currently available 15% launch discount. Steam users will get an additional 10% discount if they own any of the following games: Block'Hood Oh Sir Oh Sir:The Hollywood Roast Crush Your Enemies Beat Cop Or if they own the movie Austin High on Steam! Don't own Austin High? If you buy Weedcraft Inc, you'll get Austin High for free. So how long will you have to lock in this deal? These discounts will last for two weeks from the time the game is live on Steam. Thanks so much for the support, and we can't wait to get growing with all of you soon!

Casual stoners Devolver Digital and wake-and-bake enthusiasts Vile Monarch (Crush your Enemies, Oh...Sir!) announced the burgeoning legal pot industry’s first fully fledged tycoon game: Weedcraft Inc. Coming to PC in 2019, Weedcraft Inc explores the business of producing, breeding and selling weed in America, delving deep into the financial, political and cultural aspects of the country's complex relationship with this troublesome and promising plant. http://store.steampowered.com/app/622720/ Would-be Mary Jane moguls will need to prioritize resources carefully as they manage the production and distribution of their weed. Cultivate killer plants, cross-breed them to create unique strains of the devil’s lettuce, hire and manage a growing staff, and be prepared to take on the competition. As in real life, the business of bud presents plenty of opportunity along with a plethora of problems. Decide when and where to take on extra risk to maximize profit, but be careful, the cops and politicians are all working their own angles. An important, controversial topic presented in an insightful and detailed manner, Weedcraft Inc presents a challenge to those would rule the reefer offering a series of diverse scenarios and unique characters to work with (or around) as your budding empire grows. Whether you choose to hobnob with politicians, pay off the po-po, fight for medical marijuana rights or work the legal system, it’s all in the name of the sticky icky and your cutthroat corporate profits. Weedcraft Inc hits PC in 2019. For a contact high, hit up weedcraftgame.com and follow @DevolverDigital and @VileMonarch on Twitter.

Dear distinguished Gentlemen & Ladies, It’s time to spread the roast in the best Hollywood style! Today we welcome PS4 players from all around the world to join the most cinematic insult experience. Oh…Sir! The Hollywood Roast, brought to PS4 by Crunching Koalas, supports cross-play multiplayer between PC, console and even mobile! Yes, you’re right. A new big flow of players that are yet to discover the game mechanic waiting to be insulted! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU_Dh1F7ZpE Remember, the argue between PC & consoles (and mobile) might last forever, but the Vile Monarch’s will is the following – all his minions need to be united - only together we’re the biggest insulters community in the world! The game is up to date with all the balance patches, characters, scenarios, etc. Enjoy the verbal roasting! Xbox version of the game is coming on June 1st. It’s a gift, boy. You can book one already using the most evil form of buying goods – pre-order. Yours sincerely, Vile Monarch

Hey there again you lovely people! The next few days are going to be really special for us, as weve teamed-up with the amazing folks from One Gamer Fund and have put our entire library of Good Shepherd Entertainment published titles on sale for the lowest prices each respective title has ever been available for here on Steam to benefit the One Gamer Fund during its inaugural charity weekend. The One Gamer Fund is a new philanthropic initiative comprised of seven gaming nonprofits: AbleGamers, Childs Play, Games for Change, Global Game Jam, the IGDA Foundation, Stack-Up and Take This. Between 10 a.m. PT on Sept. 21 to 10 a.m. PT on Sept. 25, half of all proceeds generated by purchases of Good Shepherd games after Steams share of revenue is factored will be donated directly to the IGDA Foundation on behalf of the One Gamer Fund and subsequently dispersed among all partnering nonprofits. This is not all though! Weve also just launched a special new Good Shepherd Entertainment Bundle to coincide with this sale. This bundle will allow those whom already own some of our games to easily complete their set at a special additional 25% discount! This means that you can add even more gaming goodness to life whilst helping these seven amazing charities and causes. A number of Twitch personalities will also be hosting special streams to aid the One Gamer Fund throughout the weekend. Individuals can learn more about ways to participate by visiting www.OneGamerFund.org and following @OneGamerFund on Twitter. We cant tell you guys how much this sales means to us and how proud we are to be a small part of helping these amazing causes. None of this would be possible without all of your help though, so on behalf of everyone involved in this benefit sale, we just wanted to say thank you very much for your continued support! Heres to the power of gaming! Greetings, The Good Shepherd Team

Hey there again you lovely people! The next few days are going to be really special for us, as we’ve teamed-up with the amazing folks from One Gamer Fund and have put our entire library of Good Shepherd Entertainment published titles on sale for the lowest prices each respective title has ever been available for here on Steam to benefit the One Gamer Fund during its inaugural charity weekend. The One Gamer Fund is a new philanthropic initiative comprised of seven gaming nonprofits: AbleGamers, Child’s Play, Games for Change, Global Game Jam, the IGDA Foundation, Stack-Up and Take This. Between 10 a.m. PT on Sept. 21 to 10 a.m. PT on Sept. 25, half of all proceeds generated by purchases of Good Shepherd games after Steam’s share of revenue is factored will be donated directly to the IGDA Foundation on behalf of the One Gamer Fund and subsequently dispersed among all partnering nonprofits. This is not all though! We’ve also just launched a special new Good Shepherd Entertainment Bundle to coincide with this sale. This bundle will allow those whom already own some of our games to easily complete their set at a special additional 25% discount! This means that you can add even more gaming goodness to life whilst helping these seven amazing charities and causes. A number of Twitch personalities will also be hosting special streams to aid the One Gamer Fund throughout the weekend. Individuals can learn more about ways to participate by visiting www.OneGamerFund.org and following @OneGamerFund on Twitter. We can’t tell you guys how much this sales means to us and how proud we are to be a small part of helping these amazing causes. None of this would be possible without all of your help though, so on behalf of everyone involved in this benefit sale, we just wanted to say thank you very much for your continued support! Here’s to the power of gaming! Greetings, The Good Shepherd Team

Dear distinguished Gentlemen & Ladies, The wait is finally over! Vile Monarch, together with Crunching Koalas, will bring OhSir!! The Insult Simulator to Xbox One consoles on August 4th! Xbox players will challenge themselves on the best verbal arenas in the world available only in OhSir!! The Insult Simulator! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGDTL0Riseg You can expect most of the same features from the original PC release, including both: local and internet multiplayer, balance patches, etc. All of the beloved gameplay mechanics stay the same with Combos, Criticals and Continuations all of them might come in handy. Tell your friend that he was born in his cousins car via the Xbox Live! More info and links to the Xbox store will be available on our Facebook/Twitter profiles. Yours Sincerely, Vile Monarch

Dear distinguished Gentlemen & Ladies, The wait is finally over! Vile Monarch, together with Crunching Koalas, will bring Oh…Sir!! The Insult Simulator to Xbox One consoles on August 4th! Xbox players will challenge themselves on the best verbal arenas in the world – available only in Oh…Sir!! The Insult Simulator! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGDTL0Riseg You can expect most of the same features from the original PC release, including both: local and internet multiplayer, balance patches, etc. All of the beloved gameplay mechanics stay the same with Combos, Criticals and Continuations – all of them might come in handy. Tell your friend that he was born in his cousins car via the Xbox Live! More info and links to the Xbox store will be available on our Facebook/Twitter profiles. Yours Sincerely, Vile Monarch

Ladies, Gentlemen and Unattended Psychopaths, We finally know whos responsible for the murder by the lake - its The Postal Dude himself, a very naughty gentleman visiting us from a series of games you claim you didnt play. But we know you did, knowing how many of you asked for this character, you sick nincompoops! So there you go, at your special request: enjoy the company of a disturbing guest star, featuring the original voice of Rick Hunter! That is, if you can figure out how to unlock him ... And if you hadnt had enough of weird characters saying absurd and unpleasant things, check out the new game in the series: Oh...Sir! The Hollywood Roast. It has a brand new cast of movie-inspired characters, which will be getting even bigger with upcoming updates! Yours truly Vile Monarch PS Huge thanks to the friendly gentlemen at Running With Scissors for letting use The Postal Dude and helping us with the recording.

Ladies, Gentlemen and Unattended Psychopaths, We finally know who’s responsible for the murder by the lake - it’s The Postal Dude himself, a very naughty gentleman visiting us from a series of games you claim you didn’t play. But we know you did, knowing how many of you asked for this character, you sick nincompoops! So there you go, at your special request: enjoy the company of a disturbing guest star, featuring the original voice of Rick Hunter! That is, if you can figure out how to unlock him ... And if you hadn’t had enough of weird characters saying absurd and unpleasant things, check out the new game in the series: Oh...Sir! The Hollywood Roast. It has a brand new cast of movie-inspired characters, which will be getting even bigger with upcoming updates! Yours truly Vile Monarch PS Huge thanks to the friendly gentlemen at Running With Scissors for letting use The Postal Dude and helping us with the recording.

Before The Postal Dude invades The Insult Simulator, we have a special treat for our beloved Hollywood Roasters. Especially its modding community - they demanded easier ways to record voice for custom characters and they received it. Now theres a built-in tool that will hold your hand making the recording process as easy and pleasant as insulting celebrities on Twitter. But theres more! We have a pleasure to announce our Oh...Sir! Community Contestt for modders! Create a character and win the NVIDIA GTX 1070 graphics card and/or a stack of fresh and brilliant games! Deadline: August 8th! Check out the details on our forum: http://steamcommunity.com/app/575330/discussions/0/1457328927850916517/. And if you've spent the last months resting in a pet shop, here's where you can find The Hollywood Roast: http://store.steampowered.com/app/575330/OhSir_The_Hollywood_Roast/

Before The Postal Dude invades The Insult Simulator, we have a special treat for our beloved Hollywood Roasters. Especially its modding community - they demanded easier ways to record voice for custom characters and they received it. Now there’s a built-in tool that will hold your hand making the recording process as easy and pleasant as insulting celebrities on Twitter. But there’s more! We have a pleasure to announce our Oh...Sir! Community Contestt for modders! Create a character and win the NVIDIA GTX 1070 graphics card and/or a stack of fresh and brilliant games! Deadline: August 8th! Check out the details on our forum: http://steamcommunity.com/app/575330/discussions/0/1457328927850916517/. And if you've spent the last months resting in a pet shop, here's where you can find The Hollywood Roast: http://store.steampowered.com/app/575330/OhSir_The_Hollywood_Roast/

Are you tired of everyone in your life insisting that you have to go outside to have fun just because it’s summer? Are you sick of sweating through all of your fanciest soft linen jackets and expensive dockers? According to new research*, interpersonal insults hit their annual peak over the summer months as tempers flare in the stifling sun. To mark this offensive occasion, we’re super excited to announce the Oh…Sir! Summer Blockbuster Season! That’s right, we have so much free new content coming that we decided to just throw one big month-long party. Don’t worry though, everyone is invited to this summer insult-a-thon, because we have a whole host of new updates coming to both Oh..Sir! The Insult Simulator and its equally disrespectful progeny Oh…Sir! The Hollywood Roast. There’s just so much content coming that we decided to employ the most powerful tool of Western Society, the bullet point list, to make sure that we can explain them all…..so cover any heat sensitive eyeballs, because here’s the scorching list of upcoming Free updates.

Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator:

• Brand New Free Celebrity Character Postal Dude: We’ve been listing to all of your endless, incessant, and borderline hurtful requests for one of the most infamous characters in video game history. We couldn’t be prouder to announce that we’ve been working closely with the distinguished humans at Running With Scissors to add the one-and-only protagonist of the Postal series, the Postal Dude as a playable character! He is fully armed to the teeth with a barrage of devastating put-downs and isn’t afraid to use them on anyone and everything. Not only that, all of these weapons of verbal destruction will be delivered by the original Postal voice actor Rick Hunter! - Coming July 25th

Oh…Sir! The Hollywood Roast:

• Brand New Playable Character Jane Blunt: Visit “Casino Quarter Pounder” with the spy who will roast you - Jane Blunt, on her majesty’s silly service. She’s a view to an insult, but not necessarily for your eyes only. So don’t be an octopussy - roast and let roast, than roast some more another day. The burns are forever! (are those enough Bond references? Can we please go home now?) – Available Now!
• New Custom Voice Recorder Tool For Character Creator Feature + Modding Contest Launch: This new tool will allow anyone to record-and-upload their very own VO to their custom character. We’re so excited to see what defamatory monstrosities you lovely gentlemen will create that we’re putting together a Modding Contest! Participants will be able to win a mountain of free games from our overlords at Gambitious and other indie brethren. One especially creative slanderer will even win a brand new NVIDIA GTX 1070 GPU! We will be announcing the full list of prizes and rules for this contest soon, so please keep an eye on this space – Coming July 18th
• Small Screen Stars Free DLC Release: Live out all of your millennial dreams by playing as some of your favorite YouTube and Twitch stars by downloading this free DLC pack. It includes notable stars such as JackSepticEye, ZombiUnicorn, EatMyDiction, and ThinkNoodles - Available First week of August

Are you tired of everyone in your life insisting that you have to go outside to have fun just because its summer? Are you sick of sweating through all of your fanciest soft linen jackets and expensive dockers? According to new research*, interpersonal insults hit their annual peak over the summer months as tempers flare in the stifling sun. To mark this offensive occasion, were super excited to announce the OhSir! Summer Blockbuster Season! Thats right, we have so much free new content coming that we decided to just throw one big month-long party. Dont worry though, everyone is invited to this summer insult-a-thon, because we have a whole host of new updates coming to both Oh..Sir! The Insult Simulator and its equally disrespectful progeny OhSir! The Hollywood Roast. Theres just so much content coming that we decided to employ the most powerful tool of Western Society, the bullet point list, to make sure that we can explain them all..so cover any heat sensitive eyeballs, because heres the scorching list of upcoming Free updates.

Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator:

• Brand New Free Celebrity Character Postal Dude: Weve been listing to all of your endless, incessant, and borderline hurtful requests for one of the most infamous characters in video game history. We couldnt be prouder to announce that weve been working closely with the distinguished humans at Running With Scissors to add the one-and-only protagonist of the Postal series, the Postal Dude as a playable character! He is fully armed to the teeth with a barrage of devastating put-downs and isnt afraid to use them on anyone and everything. Not only that, all of these weapons of verbal destruction will be delivered by the original Postal voice actor Rick Hunter! - Coming July 25th

OhSir! The Hollywood Roast:

• Brand New Playable Character Jane Blunt: Visit Casino Quarter Pounder with the spy who will roast you - Jane Blunt, on her majestys silly service. Shes a view to an insult, but not necessarily for your eyes only. So dont be an octopussy - roast and let roast, than roast some more another day. The burns are forever! (are those enough Bond references? Can we please go home now?) Available Now!
• New Custom Voice Recorder Tool For Character Creator Feature + Modding Contest Launch: This new tool will allow anyone to record-and-upload their very own VO to their custom character. Were so excited to see what defamatory monstrosities you lovely gentlemen will create that were putting together a Modding Contest! Participants will be able to win a mountain of free games from our overlords at Gambitious and other indie brethren. One especially creative slanderer will even win a brand new NVIDIA GTX 1070 GPU! We will be announcing the full list of prizes and rules for this contest soon, so please keep an eye on this space Coming July 18th
• Small Screen Stars Free DLC Release: Live out all of your millennial dreams by playing as some of your favorite YouTube and Twitch stars by downloading this free DLC pack. It includes notable stars such as JackSepticEye, ZombiUnicorn, EatMyDiction, and ThinkNoodles - Available First week of August

Welcome to the Roast Club. The first rule of Roast Club: you DO NOT talk about Roast Club. The second rule of Roast Club is: actually for now you can talk about it, were still short on members. Third rule of Roast Club: only two stars to a Roast. Fourth rule: one of them is a DEVELOPER. You see, we were challenged by Sir Clearwater HERE... and we do accept the challenge! So if you feel like Roasting someone talented and famous thats NOT the place. But if you want to vocalize your vile thoughts about mothers, fathers, sons and all possible relatives of the humble developers, turn on Oh...Sir! The Hollywood Roast and enter the Roast Club! First meeting starts tomorrow, 13th of June, at 5 PM GMT+2! To play with us, look for VileLemon - one of the designers and an experienced bare-chested master of insults.

Welcome to the Roast Club. The first rule of Roast Club: you DO NOT talk about Roast Club. The second rule of Roast Club is: actually for now you can talk about it, we’re still short on members. Third rule of Roast Club: only two stars to a Roast. Fourth rule: one of them is a DEVELOPER. You see, we were challenged by Sir Clearwater HERE... and we do accept the challenge! So if you feel like Roasting someone talented and famous… that’s NOT the place. But if you want to vocalize your vile thoughts about mothers, fathers, sons and all possible relatives of the humble developers, turn on Oh...Sir! The Hollywood Roast and enter the Roast Club! First meeting starts tomorrow, 13th of June, at 5 PM GMT+2! To play with us, look for VileLemon - one of the designers and an experienced bare-chested master of insults.

The biggest cinematic sensation since popcorn is finally being screened on Steam near you! Experience the offensive adventures of The Greasy Wizard, Dirty Potter, Wisecrack, Marilyn Nomore and the rest of our all-star cast in this absolutely predictable Hollywood sequel that you're still going to love. So what are you waiting for? Book your tickets for the Roast that smashes box offices and makes the critics beg for more. And more they will receive, as there is a whole season of free updates in the works. Coming soon. http://store.steampowered.com/app/575330/OhSir_The_Hollywood_Roast/ Attention, post-credits scene: the classic masterpiece "Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator" is not forgotten and is about to receive another update.

The biggest cinematic sensation since popcorn is finally being screened on Steam near you! Experience the offensive adventures of The Greasy Wizard, Dirty Potter, Wisecrack, Marilyn Nomore and the rest of our all-star cast in this absolutely predictable Hollywood sequel that you're still going to love. So what are you waiting for? Book your tickets for the Roast that smashes box offices and makes the critics beg for more. And more they will receive, as there is a whole season of free updates in the works. Coming soon. http://store.steampowered.com/app/575330/OhSir_The_Hollywood_Roast/ Attention, post-credits scene: the classic masterpiece "Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator" is not forgotten and is about to receive another update.

Dear distinguished Gentlemen & Ladies, Today we welcome all PS4 players to the family of ultimate insults! It’s also a great news for all our beloved PC players. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxCoxIjvPvc Don’t waste your time on Facebook arguing with console players. Now you can throw an instant argument using the game you already love! Oh…Sir!! The Insult Simulator, brought to PS4 by Crunching Koalas, supports cross-play multiplayer between PC, console and even mobile! It means, that you can expect a flow of inexperienced players, who still don’t know about the Combos, Weaknesses and Continuations. However, we kindly ask you to stay fair and helpful, if you want to support our idea to constantly push for merging, rather than splitting our community. The game is up to date with all the balance patches, characters, scenarios, etc. Let the insult face-off begin! Xbox players will join us later this June. Yours sincerely, Vile Monarch

Dear distinguished Gentlemen & Ladies, Today we welcome all PS4 players to the family of ultimate insults! Its also a great news for all our beloved PC players. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxCoxIjvPvc Dont waste your time on Facebook arguing with console players. Now you can throw an instant argument using the game you already love! OhSir!! The Insult Simulator, brought to PS4 by Crunching Koalas, supports cross-play multiplayer between PC, console and even mobile! It means, that you can expect a flow of inexperienced players, who still dont know about the Combos, Weaknesses and Continuations. However, we kindly ask you to stay fair and helpful, if you want to support our idea to constantly push for merging, rather than splitting our community. The game is up to date with all the balance patches, characters, scenarios, etc. Let the insult face-off begin! Xbox players will join us later this June. Yours sincerely, Vile Monarch

Dear glamorous Ladies & Gentleman, The wait is almost over! Oh...Sir! The Hollywood is coming to flame you & your loved ones on May 31st! You can watch its epic new teaser-of-a-teaser trailer below, because that's just how all of the cool Hollywood bigwigs are doing it these days. Oh...Sir! The Hollywood Roast Release Date Teaser Trailer: https://youtu.be/EMR6ny2_yj0 True to modern moviemaking, Oh…Sir! The Hollywood Roast takes the series in a dark direction, with gritty new features like an expanded career mode, Steam Workshop character creation tools and controller integration. The script has been rewritten a dozen times by heavy-handed executives to ensure that Oh…Sir! The Hollywood Roast offers twice the vocabulary of its predecessor. The producers have also recast and redesigned the scoring system for more engaging fights while introducing a hot new charged comeback mechanic that lets players drop the final curtain on each other with dramatic effect. Your support has been like a well-written Hollywood romance, and we will never get over you once the inevitable tragedy strikes in the third act. So before your untimely death, we have one more big surprise planned for Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator! We will have more information to share about this free update soon, but let's just say that a top requested famous face will be entering the verbal arena soon. For now we're all giddy with excitement to hear what you guys think of The Hollywood Roast, and we can't wait to flame you & everyone you ever cared about online in one short week! Yours Insincerely, The Vile Monarch

Dear glamorous Ladies & Gentleman, The wait is almost over! Oh...Sir! The Hollywood is coming to flame you & your loved ones on May 31st! You can watch its epic new teaser-of-a-teaser trailer below, because that's just how all of the cool Hollywood bigwigs are doing it these days. Oh...Sir! The Hollywood Roast Release Date Teaser Trailer: https://youtu.be/EMR6ny2_yj0 True to modern moviemaking, OhSir! The Hollywood Roast takes the series in a dark direction, with gritty new features like an expanded career mode, Steam Workshop character creation tools and controller integration. The script has been rewritten a dozen times by heavy-handed executives to ensure that OhSir! The Hollywood Roast offers twice the vocabulary of its predecessor. The producers have also recast and redesigned the scoring system for more engaging fights while introducing a hot new charged comeback mechanic that lets players drop the final curtain on each other with dramatic effect. Your support has been like a well-written Hollywood romance, and we will never get over you once the inevitable tragedy strikes in the third act. So before your untimely death, we have one more big surprise planned for Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator! We will have more information to share about this free update soon, but let's just say that a top requested famous face will be entering the verbal arena soon. For now we're all giddy with excitement to hear what you guys think of The Hollywood Roast, and we can't wait to flame you & everyone you ever cared about online in one short week! Yours Insincerely, The Vile Monarch

Dearest Players, although our little studio is mostly focused on the game’s console port and its sequel, we are still listening to your praise and… yes, your complains as well. Among them a few about the game stopping on the loading screen. Well, we are pleased to notify you, that the problem is no more. It has ceased to be. Best Regards, Vile Monarch PS But if you still happen to encounter this or any other problem with the game, please do not hesitate to disturb us during our more significant tasks and use all means to annoy us so much that we’ll take a look at it just to make you stop bugging us.

Dear distinguished Gentlemen & Ladies, Are you fed up of insulting random people using only your PC? Have you ever wanted to tell your friend that his wife will reincarnate as a pigeon? Good news! Vile Monarch, together with Crunching Koalas, will soon bring Oh…Sir!! The Insult Simulator to the PS4 and the Xbox One consoles!
You can expect a full set of features from the original PC release, including both: local and internet multiplayer, the complete cast of characters, balance patches, etc. All of the beloved gameplay mechanics stay the same with Combos, Criticals and Continuations - useful to outwit your argumentative opponents. We will soon share more details about the console versions, including how much time your friendships will last (A.K.A the release date). In the meantime, you can keep practising using your Steam and/or mobile version of Oh…Sir!! to give your friends a hard time when they will join our instant argument family! Yours Sincerely, The Vile Monarch

Dear Sir/Madam, if you happen to use Razer gear with its exquisite Chroma features, you might have encountered problems with our game after the last update (that brought you Chroma support). Namely, the game could freeze when insulting Father character. We're happy to report that we've fixed the problem, so you can enjoy the absurdly luminous effects on your Razer devices. Yours sincerely, Vile Monarch

Hey there again dear illustrious gentleman, "Your mother was a hamster and your brother doesn't know that Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu!" Yes, it's not a joke! A brand new distinguished gentleman has arrived! Straight from R’lyeh...I mean from Providence, sir Howard Phillips Lovecraft already awaits you on Steam. So grab today's update of Oh Sir! and insult even more with the master of horror... before the Great Old Ones arrive... This is not all though! We're all super excited to announce that we're working on a follow-up to Oh...Sir!, and this time we're taking on la la land itself! This new project is called Oh...Sir! The Hollywood Roast and it will have many of the features and changes that some of you have been requesting, including custom character creation through Steamworks, a new comeback mechanic and much more. You can check out the epic first trailer for it below and take a look at its Steam page here: http://store.steampowered.com/app/575330/ Oh...Sir! The Hollywood Roast Announcement Trailer: https://youtu.be/NqVTfZelylk Lastly, this update also introduces Razer Chroma support which adds a whole new level of visual flair to your verbal jousts. We're planning on continuing to support Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator well beyond this update and we can't wait to show you more of what we have planned for the expanded world that we're building. Thank you very much again for all of your venerable support! Yours Sincerely, The Vile Monarch

Dear prominent Ladies and Gentlemen, It is our absolute distinct pleasure to inform you that a new gentleman has just entered the prestigious verbal jousting arena! So please give a warm gentlemanly welcome to Albert. Heâ

Dear prestigious Ladies and Gentlemen, It's that special time of the year when we restrain from insulting the people we love... Or do we? After you're fed and tipsy with all the mulled wine you guzzled, why not indulge in a session of Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator with your father, your mother, your favorite auntie and a hamster? They will surely appreciate the seasonal additions that we just added - including obligatory winter hats and snow that falls even indoors. That's the magic of Christmas, Sir! Have an amazing holiday break and thanks again for your continued support! Yours with-or-without any mistletoe, The Vile Monarch

Dear Sir/Madam, if you are reading this, you are probably keen on insulting people. But if you also happen to fancy more old-fashioned kind of violence, the one that involves blood, guts, axes and magical powers, you surely will be delighted to play our other game: a barbaric RTS entitled Crush Your Enemies. Now is a perfect moment to familiarize with the latter, as it has just been updated with a keg filled with FREE new content (this includes 11 new levels!) and starting from today for one week only, it’s going to be on sale for 65% off for $3,49. For even better bargain buy The Vile Monarch Playlist BUNDLE, which includes Crush Your Enemies, Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator, and the original Oh...Sir! Prototype. Yours truly, Vile Monarch

Dear illustrious Ladies and Gentlemen, We would just like to inform you that we’ve been listening to your many requests and beautifully worded suggestions, and we’re giddy like school boys to bring you the biggest update for the game yet. The biggest headline feature is that we’re incredibly proud to announce that we’ve added one of the most requested distinguished gentleman into the verbal battle arena. This legendary fine fellow requires no introduction, as he’s been saving our planet from vile alien creatures since most of us were still holding on to our mother’s pants leg. So please welcome the one-and-only, Sam “Serious” Stone!!! He’s not here to dilly-dally around and comes packing a whole arsenal of new devastating verbal weapons of mass destruction! Besides the inclusion of Serious Sam, this update also introduces the following key improvements to the game and its multiplayer:

• New Guest Character: Sam “Serious” Stone - Can you figure out how to unlock him?
• Important! This version is NOT compatible with the previous one in the online multiplayer mode: The bad news is you won’t be able to play with your slower friends, but the good news is that you won’t be playing with pirates neither (for a while…) So in order to play with all available players online, make sure you install this update
• Requested multiplayer scoring changes: Disconnecting now counts as escaping, which constitutes a win for the opposing player.
• Multiplayer score changes are now saved after one of the players wins, but before the final dialogue (so you are free to disconnect during the dialogue)
• Bigger penalties if a player delays making their move for more than 10seconds, several times in a row
• Small tweaks in how the insults are spoken (they should sound a tiny bit more natural)
• Additional minor scoring changes
• Fixed some typos: Thanks to gentlemen in our community for rightfully reporting these unacceptable violations of the Queen’s English!

Dear illustrious Ladies and Gentlemen, We would just like to inform you that our newly replaced parrot has delivered a tiny new update to your fancy digital libraries. Following many of the beautifully written requests that we’ve received, we’ve worked to enable VSync and fixed one pesky little achievement. Of course we have many exciting new updates planned, so please take a look at your windows for future death prone incoming messenger parrots. Thank you very much for all of your venerable support! The Vile Monarch

Dear distinguished Gentlemen & Ladies, Are you tired of playing the same games year-after-year? Have you ever wanted to tell your friends and loved ones how you really feel about them, but without the risk of any lasting physical repercussions? Then we have some wonderful news, as Oh...Sir! The insult Simulator will be released next week on October 25th! Oh…Sir! The Insult Simulator builds upon the ideas explored in past prototypes and delivers an Insult’em-up game where you can release your inner fury….the British way! Create insults by using a random selection of handcrafted zingers and verbally assault friends and strangers across numerous devices with Crossplay, and let them know that their Hamster farted on your hovercraft from anywhere in the world! Experience a deep Contentious Battle system. Employ Combos, Criticals , Continuations and other new mechanics to outwit your argumentative opponents! Prepare to improve or destroy all of the important relationships in your life, as Oh…Sir! The Insult Simulator will launch on October 25th for the low LOW price of $1,99!