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Crush Your Enemies is updated and on sale!
[ 2016-12-12 18:17:05 CET ] [ Original post ]
Dear Sir/Madam,
if you are reading this, you are probably keen on insulting people. But if you also happen to fancy more old-fashioned kind of violence, the one that involves blood, guts, axes and magical powers, you surely will be delighted to play our other game: a barbaric RTS entitled Crush Your Enemies. Now is a perfect moment to familiarize with the latter, as it has just been updated with a keg filled with FREE new content (this includes 11 new levels!) and starting from today for one week only, it’s going to be on sale for 65% off for $3,49.
For even better bargain buy The Vile Monarch Playlist BUNDLE, which includes Crush Your Enemies, Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator, and the original Oh...Sir! Prototype.
Yours truly,
Vile Monarch
[ 2016-12-12 18:17:05 CET ] [ Original post ]
Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator
Vile Monarch
Developer
Gambitious Digital Entertainment
Publisher
2016-10-25
Release
Game News Posts:
32
🎹🖱️Keyboard + Mouse
Very Positive
(3168 reviews)
The Game includes VR Support
Public Linux Depots:
- Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator -Linux [348.25 M]
The parrot is back from the dead bringing countless new insults for your disposal, Sir! Remember that silly game that parted lovers, destroyed families and turned friends into enemies? Here’s its successor that does even more, certainly with more style and more variety. And I have proof! This time you can spread affront to everyone in the world that has Internet access or - if you’re not the most sociable - you can sit alone and play with yourself. Nudge nudge.
So don’t let the parrot die for nothing and tell that grumpy old lady that her husband donated organs for a strange woman lying in a pond and that her sister poses nude for some dog. Then meet a retired hipster who admires pictures of a grunting sow, and a fake Russian who borrowed a dead body to put his teacup and crumpets on. It’s also the only game that lets you learn what’s The Meaning of Life, and that’s scientifically proven!
So don’t let the parrot die for nothing and tell that grumpy old lady that her husband donated organs for a strange woman lying in a pond and that her sister poses nude for some dog. Then meet a retired hipster who admires pictures of a grunting sow, and a fake Russian who borrowed a dead body to put his teacup and crumpets on. It’s also the only game that lets you learn what’s The Meaning of Life, and that’s scientifically proven!
Game Features:
- Loner’s Insult Tournament Mode: Battle your way through numerous unique situations and verbally assault your CPU
- Real-Life Friends Mode: Belliger your actual friends on a couch, ottoman, or whatever else you like to rest your fanny on
- Imaginary-Friends Mode: Verbally take down strangers from all over the world online, and bring the witty pain across any device using the game's Cross-Platform Multiplayer
- 5 Hilarious Playable Characters: Each with their own unique voices, quirky traits and hilarious “insult bits”
- 4 Conflict Scenarios: Lay down some verbal jujitsu across 4 different testy situations and dynamic environments
- Contentious Battle System: Employ combos, criticals, continuations and other new mechanics to outwit your argumentative opponents!
MINIMAL SETUP
- OS: Ubuntu 12.04 or later
- Processor: Intel from 1.2 GHz or equivilent AMD familyMemory: 1 GB RAM
- Memory: 1 GB RAM
- Graphics: DirectX 9 compatible graphics card
- Storage: 100 MB available space
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