Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator (tuxdb.com)

The parrot is back from the dead bringing countless new insults for your disposal, Sir! Remember that silly game that parted lovers, destroyed families and turned friends into enemies? Here’s its successor that does even more, certainly with more style and more variety. And I have proof! This time you can spread affront to everyone in the world that has Internet access or - if you’re not the most sociable - you can sit alone and play with yourself. Nudge nudge.

So don’t let the parrot die for nothing and tell that grumpy old lady that her husband donated organs for a strange woman lying in a pond and that her sister poses nude for some dog. Then meet a retired hipster who admires pictures of a grunting sow, and a fake Russian who borrowed a dead body to put his teacup and crumpets on. It’s also the only game that lets you learn what’s The Meaning of Life, and that’s scientifically proven!

Game Features:

Loner’s Insult Tournament Mode: Battle your way through numerous unique situations and verbally assault your CPU
Real-Life Friends Mode: Belliger your actual friends on a couch, ottoman, or whatever else you like to rest your fanny on
Imaginary-Friends Mode: Verbally take down strangers from all over the world online, and bring the witty pain across any device using the game's Cross-Platform Multiplayer
5 Hilarious Playable Characters: Each with their own unique voices, quirky traits and hilarious “insult bits”
4 Conflict Scenarios: Lay down some verbal jujitsu across 4 different testy situations and dynamic environments
Contentious Battle System: Employ combos, criticals, continuations and other new mechanics to outwit your argumentative opponents!

A Star-Studded Premiere

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The biggest cinematic sensation since popcorn is finally being screened on Steam near you! Experience the offensive adventures of The Greasy Wizard, Dirty Potter, Wisecrack, Marilyn Nomore and the rest of our all-star cast in this absolutely predictable Hollywood sequel that you're still going to love. So what are you waiting for? Book your tickets for the Roast that smashes box offices and makes the critics beg for more. And more they will receive, as there is a whole season of free updates in the works. Coming soon.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/575330/OhSir_The_Hollywood_Roast/
Attention, post-credits scene: the classic masterpiece "Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator" is not forgotten and is about to receive another update.