Dear all of you, after careful consideration, we decided we can no longer sustain our current workload. That is why we collectively decided to terminate the development of Cant Drive This on Steam, effective immediately. Instead, we will be publishing the finished game on the Epoc Store, as well as Ploystation and Xbux. Also, well bring a sick special version onto Nintondi Swank, which will be exactly the same, but 50% more expensive for some absurd reason.
It is with great pleasure that we, on this April Fools Day, totally friggin gotcha! (Did we, though?) We shall now quit playing games with your hearts. However, we will be intersplicing this announcement with sad GIFs, so as to troll people not reading the entire thing.
No, Cant Drive This is not cancelled, of course. As they say, lol jk. The development of Cant Drive This will stay exactly the way it is - with us, not publishing any updates, and saying sorry every few months. Gotcha again! We WILL be publishing new updates, and the first one will be in your hands only two weeks from now.
The new Cant Drive This will be replacing the old version. However, since Cant Drive This changed a looooot, well be moving the old version to a new permanent home: The legacy channel. Consider it the retirement home of channels, where you can visit the old Cant Drive This as often as you want, and in turn, itll ask you if youve been taking your vitamins, or why the damn remote wont work. So, go ahead and update Cant Drive This, and get crackin right now. Yes, right now. Earlier when I said two weeks from now... Well, gotcha. Well be posting another announcement, with some more detailed plans for the future of the game tomorrow, when International Troll Day is over.
So again, sorry for cancelling the game and stuff. Take care.