Hey everyone,

Remember all those times we told you that we're working on a big update, and we just needed some more time?

Well, guess what...

We just uploaded the New Can't Drive This, and it's ready for you to play.
We know you've been waiting for this for a long time, so let us just start by saying thank you, for sticking with us.

So, what's new
What did we change? Well, pretty much everything.
Every line of code has been improved or rewritten.
Every model has been replaced with a prettier model.
Every physics glitch has been patched with a funnier physics glitch.

Here are just a few major changes we made:

Entirely new vehicle physics.
Your vehicle is now a lot more fun to drive no more frustrating moments when the car just doesn't behave the way you expect it to.


New, prettier Monster Truck.
I'll just let this image speak for itself.


More beautiful environment
We swapped the old, infinitely empty ocean, for a rich environment, so your eyes don't get bored should you ever not be looking at the track.
You should, however, always be looking at the track.


Completely new tiles
The style of the tiles matches the new detail-richness of the rest of the game. And yes, we also kicked the windmill. (Though you won't like what we put in its place)


New visuals when driving too slow
The old CDT had a tiny, barely noticeable, speedometer in the lower left corner. Incidentally, the lower left corner is exactly where you're not looking while playing. So now, when you're about to explode you'll notice.


Yardage supports up to four players locally
Nuff said.


New VFX, SFX and Music
We completely overhauled the soundscape of the game, starting with new motor sounds, and ending with a sick original theme song!

Online Multiplayer is much more stable
Remember, when you played online and you got randomly disconnected?
Yeah, not anymore you don't.

Full controller support
You can control the entire game with your controller now. Including, but not limited to, driving, building, navigating the menu, and tossing the controller into your friends face for not building in time.

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