Major Changes



• Full Steamdeck Support
• Full PS4 and PS5 Controller support.

[ 2023-05-17 13:36:32 CET ] [ Original post ]

Major Changes



• We have updated to GMS 2 from GMS 1.4.
• The leaderboards have been wiped.
• MacOS is no longer supported.

Quality of Life



• Menus can now be navigated with joysticks.
• The settings menu is now easier to navigate.
• You can now hotswap between Keyboard and Controller at any time.
• The game now has FULL controller support.
• The game now auto-pauses when losing focus in windowed mode.

Bug Fixes



• Framerate should now always be 60fps regardless of monitor refresh rate.
• A massive amount of performance updates have been made.
• Many achievements now trigger on death instead of mid-run.
• Bosses no longer continue to spawn enemies when a player dies.

Bug Reporting



• Please report any issues via DM on Discord to Thor#5264.
• You can also send these to GoPirateSoftware@Gmail.com
• Include a screenshot, it makes it much easier to fix!

[ 2022-11-08 17:10:47 CET ] [ Original post ]

Champion Balance

• Blender

  
  
  • Maximum health reduced by 1

New Passives

• Beans

  
  
  • Bean splat mines cover the screen

• Mandarin Orange

  
  
  • Fires orange slices in random directions

• Raisin

  
  
  • Fast firing raisin machine gun

• Tomato

  
  
  • Tomato slice mines cover the screen

• Kippers

  
  
  • Aim assisted fish missiles

Bug Fixes

• Gameplay

  
  
  • Cheese no longer counts towards total Egg kills
  • Boss enrage bullets can no longer be eaten by the Blender
  • Boss minions no longer stick around when the boss is destroyed

Achievements

• New Additions

  
  
  • Breakfast Colonel added
  • Unlock Beans added
  • Unlock Mandarin Orange added
  • Unlock Raisin added
  • Unlock Tomato added
  • Unlock Kippers added

Known Issues

• New Additions

  
  
  • The Mac build has not been updated.

[ 2018-08-31 12:05:33 CET ] [ Original post ]

Bug Fixes

• Gameplay

  
  
  • Boss passives no longer spawn duplicates.

Leaderboards

• Removals

  
  
  • 0 spice leaderboard has been removed.
  • 5 spice leaderboard has been removed.
  • 10 spice leaderboard has been removed.
  • 15 spice leaderboard has been removed.
  • 16 spice leaderboard has been removed.

Cheat Detection

• Restrictions

  
  
  • Players on the Wall of Shame can no longer score on any other leaderboard.

• New Detections

  
  
  • Good Luck!

[ 2018-04-13 22:25:41 CET ] [ Original post ]

Gameplay

• Champions

  
  

  • Blender

    
    
    • Changes
      • Muffin Boss Passive damage increased to 0.2 from 0.1
      • Basic attack damage increased to 0.35 from 0.3
    • Bug Fixes
      • Melee damage no longer crashes the game
      • Secret level bullets can now be destroyed with Super Foods
      • Death animation is now centered on where the Blender died
      • Can now be selected and played with a controller

  • Whisk

    
    
    • Changes
      • Basic attack speed modifier improved to 0.08 from 0.10
      • This is an effective attack speed increase of 20%

  • Breadmaker

    
    
    • Changes
      • Basic attack damage increased to 2.5 from 2.0

• Passives

  
  

  • Basic

    
    
    • New Additions
      • Pickle
      • Almond
      • Macaroni
      • Cheese
    • Changes
      • Gravy damage increased to 0.2 per tic from 0.1 per tic
      • Gravy attack speed modifier improved to 0.1 from 0.2
      • Black jelly damage increased to 1.0 from 0.75
      • Blackberry damage increased to 1.0 from 0.5

  • Boss

    
    
    • New Additions
      • Pickle Jar
      • Mushroom
      • Aussie Spread

• Spices

  
  
  • Updates
    • Salt now reduces healing by 35% instead of 50%

Bug Fixes

• Gameplay

  
  
  • Sesame Seed now damages when you have Bacon Shield if the shield is down
  • Nutmeg now correctly increases damage to players with the Bacon Shield
  • Basil now correctly increases damage to players with the Bacon Shield
  • Healing can no longer occur after a champion dies
  • Damage can no longer occur after a champion dies
  • Looping champion attack sounds no longer play while the game is paused

• Menu

  
  
  • Full screen now loads at startup if set in options
  • Pressing up from character selection with a controller no longer hardlocks the game
  • Blender is no longer displayed as a Toaster on the leaderboard
  • The background no longer moves while paused
  • The language menu now uses up and down as well as left and right

• Performance

  
  
  • Mac code-signing now works correctly
  • Menu engine rewritten to use 75% less CPU
  • Improved performance on integrated graphics

Achievements

• New Additions

  
  
  • Unlock Pickle
  • Unlock Almond
  • Unlock Macaroni
  • Unlock Cheese

[ 2018-01-24 07:04:18 CET ] [ Original post ]

Gameplay

• Champions

  
  

  • Blender

    
    
    • Changes
      • Muffin Boss Passive damage increased to 0.2 from 0.1
      • Basic attack damage increased to 0.35 from 0.3
    • Bug Fixes
      • Melee damage no longer crashes the game
      • Secret level bullets can now be destroyed with Super Foods
      • Death animation is now centered on where the Blender died
      • Can now be selected and played with a controller

  • Whisk

    
    
    • Changes
      • Basic attack speed modifier improved to 0.08 from 0.10
      • This is an effective attack speed increase of 20%

  • Breadmaker

    
    
    • Changes
      • Basic attack damage increased to 2.5 from 2.0

• Passives

  
  

  • Basic

    
    
    • New Additions
      • Pickle
      • Almond
      • Macaroni
      • Cheese
    • Changes
      • Gravy damage increased to 0.2 per tic from 0.1 per tic
      • Gravy attack speed modifier improved to 0.1 from 0.2
      • Black jelly damage increased to 1.0 from 0.75
      • Blackberry damage increased to 1.0 from 0.5

  • Boss

    
    
    • New Additions
      • Pickle Jar
      • Mushroom
      • Aussie Spread

• Spices

  
  
  • Updates
    • Salt now reduces healing by 35% instead of 50%

Bug Fixes

• Gameplay

  
  
  • Sesame Seed now damages when you have Bacon Shield if the shield is down
  • Nutmeg now correctly increases damage to players with the Bacon Shield
  • Basil now correctly increases damage to players with the Bacon Shield
  • Healing can no longer occur after a champion dies
  • Damage can no longer occur after a champion dies
  • Looping champion attack sounds no longer play while the game is paused

• Menu

  
  
  • Full screen now loads at startup if set in options
  • Pressing up from character selection with a controller no longer hardlocks the game
  • Blender is no longer displayed as a Toaster on the leaderboard
  • The background no longer moves while paused
  • The language menu now uses up and down as well as left and right

• Performance

  
  
  • Mac code-signing now works correctly
  • Menu engine rewritten to use 75% less CPU
  • Improved performance on integrated graphics

Achievements

• New Additions

  
  
  • Unlock Pickle
  • Unlock Almond
  • Unlock Macaroni
  • Unlock Cheese

[ 2018-01-24 07:04:18 CET ] [ Original post ]

Gameplay

• Champions
  • The Blender
    • A new champions has arrived!
    • Eat bullets for breakfast
    • Very low health champion
    • Extremely fast rate of fire
    • Projectiles do high damage
    • Superfoods
      • All Superfoods for the Blender consume every enemy bullet on the screen converting each one into a powerful projectile
      • Habanero - Fires spicy clouds in the direction the Blender is facing
      • Jelly - Fires bouncing jellybeans in all directions
      • Egg - Disperses landmine eggs in a random area around the Blender
      • Pancake - Fires fast moving pancakes in all directions
      • Orange Juice - Regenerates health for every bullet consumed
      • Coffee - Fires slow moving coffee tins in all directions
  • Whisk
    • Improved collision box

Bug Fixes

• Crash Bugs
  • The game will no longer crash when using a gamepad and trying to exit to menu from a deathscreen

Achievements

• New Additions
  • Unlock The Death Grinder
  • Blender of Myth
  • Blender of Legend

[ 2017-11-21 02:10:34 CET ] [ Original post ]

Gameplay

• Champions
  • The Blender
    • A new champions has arrived!
    • Eat bullets for breakfast
    • Very low health champion
    • Extremely fast rate of fire
    • Projectiles do high damage
    • Superfoods
      • All Superfoods for the Blender consume every enemy bullet on the screen converting each one into a powerful projectile
      • Habanero - Fires spicy clouds in the direction the Blender is facing
      • Jelly - Fires bouncing jellybeans in all directions
      • Egg - Disperses landmine eggs in a random area around the Blender
      • Pancake - Fires fast moving pancakes in all directions
      • Orange Juice - Regenerates health for every bullet consumed
      • Coffee - Fires slow moving coffee tins in all directions
  • Whisk
    • Improved collision box

Bug Fixes

• Crash Bugs
  • The game will no longer crash when using a gamepad and trying to exit to menu from a deathscreen

Achievements

• New Additions
  • Unlock The Death Grinder
  • Blender of Myth
  • Blender of Legend

[ 2017-11-21 00:21:22 CET ] [ Original post ]

Gameplay

• Passives
  • Bacon Shield no longer procs on self inflicted damage
  • Gravy now fires projectiles that leave damaging splats
  • Turkey Legs spawn 50% more legs
• Champions
  • Toaster Oven
    • Basic attack speed increased by 33%
    • Strudel bombs now fire every 10th basic attack
    • Habanero basic explosion radius increased by 25%
    • Habanero basic bit damage reduced by 25%
    • Habanero superfood fires 50% faster
    • Habanero superfood explosion radius increased by 25%
    • Habanero superfood bit damage reduced by 50%
    • Jelly superfood bounces reduced to 1
    • Jelly basic bounces reduced to 1
    • Jelly superfood bit damage increased by 50%
    • Jelly basic bit damage increased by 50%
    • Orange superfood bit damage increased by 50%
    • Orange basic bit damage increased by 50%
    • Pancake superfood bit damage now scales with difficulty
    • Pancake basic bit damage increased by 50%
    • Egg superfood bit damage increased by 100%
    • Egg basic bit damage increased by 100%
  • Breadmaker
    • Basic attack speed increased by 20%
    • Habanero superfood bit damage increased by 100%
    • Coffee superfood now has a slight random spread
    • Coffee superfood damage increased by 50%
  • Whisk
    • Basic attack damage increased by 7%
    • Coffee superfood damage increased by 25%
    • Egg superfood damage increased by 300%
    • Pancake superfood damage increased by 100%

Interface

• Menus
  • Control style is now selected through a menu
  • Language is now selected through a menu

Community

• Events
  • Community events have been disabled

Achievements

• Community Events
  • Community event related achievements are automatically granted to all players

[ 2017-11-02 20:49:32 CET ] [ Original post ]

Gameplay

• Passives
  • Bacon Shield no longer procs on self inflicted damage
  • Gravy now fires projectiles that leave damaging splats
  • Turkey Legs spawn 50% more legs
• Champions
  • Toaster Oven
    • Basic attack speed increased by 33%
    • Strudel bombs now fire every 10th basic attack
    • Habanero basic explosion radius increased by 25%
    • Habanero basic bit damage reduced by 25%
    • Habanero superfood fires 50% faster
    • Habanero superfood explosion radius increased by 25%
    • Habanero superfood bit damage reduced by 50%
    • Jelly superfood bounces reduced to 1
    • Jelly basic bounces reduced to 1
    • Jelly superfood bit damage increased by 50%
    • Jelly basic bit damage increased by 50%
    • Orange superfood bit damage increased by 50%
    • Orange basic bit damage increased by 50%
    • Pancake superfood bit damage now scales with difficulty
    • Pancake basic bit damage increased by 50%
    • Egg superfood bit damage increased by 100%
    • Egg basic bit damage increased by 100%
  • Breadmaker
    • Basic attack speed increased by 20%
    • Habanero superfood bit damage increased by 100%
    • Coffee superfood now has a slight random spread
    • Coffee superfood damage increased by 50%
  • Whisk
    • Basic attack damage increased by 7%
    • Coffee superfood damage increased by 25%
    • Egg superfood damage increased by 300%
    • Pancake superfood damage increased by 100%

Interface

• Menus
  • Control style is now selected through a menu
  • Language is now selected through a menu

Community

• Events
  • Community events have been disabled

Achievements

• Community Events
  • Community event related achievements are automatically granted to all players

[ 2017-11-02 20:49:32 CET ] [ Original post ]

Interface

• Controls
  • The controller button interface now properly displays the shoot and super food buttons.

Gameplay

• Champions
  • The Teapot now has 6 health
  • The Toaster Oven now has 7 health
  • Toaster Oven jelly bits now only bounce one time
  • The Toaster Oven now fires a Strudel Bomb every 7 attacks
  • The Whisks Basic Attack damage has been increased to 1.4
  • Champion selection displayed stats have been reworked
• Passives
  • Bacon Rings now have a maximum stack size of 1.
• Score
  • Maximum score is now capped at 2,147,483,647

[ 2017-08-17 21:01:25 CET ] [ Original post ]

Interface

• Controls
  • The controller button interface now properly displays the shoot and super food buttons.

Gameplay

• Champions
  • The Teapot now has 6 health
  • The Toaster Oven now has 7 health
  • Toaster Oven jelly bits now only bounce one time
  • The Toaster Oven now fires a Strudel Bomb every 7 attacks
  • The Whisks Basic Attack damage has been increased to 1.4
  • Champion selection displayed stats have been reworked
• Passives
  • Bacon Rings now have a maximum stack size of 1.
• Score
  • Maximum score is now capped at 2,147,483,647

[ 2017-08-17 20:59:40 CET ] [ Original post ]

Community

• Leaderboards
  • The leaderboards have been reset.
  • New Steam Only leaderboards have been added for different spice levels.
  • In-Game Leaderboards now display which champion was played.
• Achievements
  • All past community event achievements are now granted on login.

Gameplay

• Champions
  • The Teapots Basic Attack damage has been increased dramatically.
  • The Teapots Basic Attack damage now reduces with range.
  • The Teapots Basic Attack now has a maximum range.
  • The Teapot now has 7 health.
  • The Breadmaker now has 8 health.
  • The Whisks Basic Attack damage has been increased.
  • Champion selection displayed stats have been reworked.
• Passives
  • Bacon Rings now only regenerate when a level boss is defeated.
• Score
  • Score scaling per enabled spice has been reduced.

Interface and Menus

• Pause Menu
  • The interface now correct displays when the game is paused.

[ 2017-06-18 07:10:31 CET ] [ Original post ]

Community

• Leaderboards
  • The leaderboards have been reset.
  • New Steam Only leaderboards have been added for different spice levels.
  • In-Game Leaderboards now display which champion was played.
• Achievements
  • All past community event achievements are now granted on login.

Gameplay

• Champions
  • The Teapots Basic Attack damage has been increased dramatically.
  • The Teapots Basic Attack damage now reduces with range.
  • The Teapots Basic Attack now has a maximum range.
  • The Teapot now has 7 health.
  • The Breadmaker now has 8 health.
  • The Whisks Basic Attack damage has been increased.
  • Champion selection displayed stats have been reworked.
• Passives
  • Bacon Rings now only regenerate when a level boss is defeated.
• Score
  • Score scaling per enabled spice has been reduced.

Interface and Menus

• Pause Menu
  • The interface now correct displays when the game is paused.

[ 2017-06-18 07:09:17 CET ] [ Original post ]

Achievement Balance

• Sniper of Breakfast
  • This will now complete if you have an accuracy of 75% upon reaching Hard Mode.
• Make Paula Proud
  • This will now complete if you have 3 Butter Sticks down from 5.

New Achievements

• Bacon Blaster
  • Destroy 100 enemies with bacon based secondary weapons
• Egg Eviscerator
  • Destroy 100 enemies with egg based secondary weapons
• Bread Barbarian
  • Destroy 100 enemies with bread based secondary weapons
• Potato Pulveriser
  • Destroy 100 enemies with potato based secondary weapons
• Light Snack
  • Collect 25 passives
• Lunch Special
  • Collect 100 passives
• Dinner Delight
  • Collect 250 passives
• Midnight Snack
  • Collect 500 passives
• God of Breakfast
  • Obtain a score of 100,000,000
• I Am Become Breakfast
  • Obtain a score of 1,000,000,000
• Breakfast Private
  • Obtain a kill streak of at least 100
• Breakfast Lieutenant
  • Obtain a kill streak of at least 250
• Breakfast Captain
  • Obtain a kill streak of at least 500
• Breakfast Major
  • Obtain a kill streak of at least 1000
• You can no longer gain achievements during a Wall of Shame run.
  • Don't get on the Wall of Shame

Interface

• Auto-Fire
  • Now a toggle option in the Settings menu.
  • This will fire your primary weapon constantly so you don't need to hold down any buttons.
  • Your super weapon will still need to be triggered manually.
• Settings Now Save
  • This was super annoying for everyone and should be better now.
• Death Menu Redesigned
  • No more MENU button!
  • Quit now takes you back to the main menu instead of closing the game.
• Windowed mode is now a toggle option in the Settings menu.
  • Switching to windowed or back to full-screen mode can be done with this checkbox.

Performance

• Compatibility has been improved for older machines.

[ 2017-04-28 21:23:51 CET ] [ Original post ]

Achievement Balance

• Sniper of Breakfast
  • This will now complete if you have an accuracy of 75% upon reaching Hard Mode.
• Make Paula Proud
  • This will now complete if you have 3 Butter Sticks down from 5.

New Achievements

• Bacon Blaster
  • Destroy 100 enemies with bacon based secondary weapons
• Egg Eviscerator
  • Destroy 100 enemies with egg based secondary weapons
• Bread Barbarian
  • Destroy 100 enemies with bread based secondary weapons
• Potato Pulveriser
  • Destroy 100 enemies with potato based secondary weapons
• Light Snack
  • Collect 25 passives
• Lunch Special
  • Collect 100 passives
• Dinner Delight
  • Collect 250 passives
• Midnight Snack
  • Collect 500 passives
• God of Breakfast
  • Obtain a score of 100,000,000
• I Am Become Breakfast
  • Obtain a score of 1,000,000,000
• Breakfast Private
  • Obtain a kill streak of at least 100
• Breakfast Lieutenant
  • Obtain a kill streak of at least 250
• Breakfast Captain
  • Obtain a kill streak of at least 500
• Breakfast Major
  • Obtain a kill streak of at least 1000
• You can no longer gain achievements during a Wall of Shame run.
  • Don't get on the Wall of Shame

Interface

• Auto-Fire
  • Now a toggle option in the Settings menu.
  • This will fire your primary weapon constantly so you don't need to hold down any buttons.
  • Your super weapon will still need to be triggered manually.
• Settings Now Save
  • This was super annoying for everyone and should be better now.
• Death Menu Redesigned
  • No more MENU button!
  • Quit now takes you back to the main menu instead of closing the game.
• Windowed mode is now a toggle option in the Settings menu.
  • Switching to windowed or back to full-screen mode can be done with this checkbox.

Performance

• Compatibility has been improved for older machines.

[ 2017-04-28 21:23:51 CET ] [ Original post ]

Champions of Breakfast is 50% off through the Steam Winter Sale!

[ 2016-12-23 15:17:38 CET ] [ Original post ]

Champions of Breakfast is 50% off through the Steam Winter Sale!

[ 2016-12-23 15:17:38 CET ] [ Original post ]

If you have ever wondered where the dog in the living room level of Champions of Breakfast came from then look no further! Come check out Heartbound on Steam Greenlight!

[ 2016-12-01 22:50:34 CET ] [ Original post ]

If you have ever wondered where the dog in the living room level of Champions of Breakfast came from then look no further! Come check out Heartbound on Steam Greenlight!

[ 2016-12-01 22:50:13 CET ] [ Original post ]

Steam

• Connection Issues
  • Steam will now connect even if the steam overlay is disabled.
  • If you ever had trouble playing your unlocked champions this was the likely cause.

Gameplay

• Super Foods
  • You now begin the game with a Habanero Super Food.
• Passives
  • The Turkey Leg Boss Passive has been added.
  • The Baked Potato Boss Passive has been added.
  • The Gravy Boss Passive has been added.
  • The Pumpkin Boss Passive has been added.
  • The Bread Maker's Muffin damage is now 1.0 up from 0.75.
• Champions
  • The Teapot's Orange Juice power now deals 0.5 damage down from 0.75.
  • The Teapot's Max Health is now 6 down from 7.
  • The Teapot's Basic Attack damage is now 0.3 down from 0.4.
  • The Bread Makers basic attack speed is now 0.25 up from 0.3.
• Enemies
  • Kitchen Whisks now attack more slowly.
  • Kitchen Teapots now attack more slowly.
  • Enemy attack speed now increases with difficulty.
• Bosses
  • Bosses now unlock new Champions with less kills.
• Levels
  • The secret level music has been updated.
  • The secret level is now easier to find.
• Spices
  • Cayenne Pepper projectiles now move 25% slower.
  • Enrage timers have been extended on all bosses when Thyme is active.
  • Spice score bonuses now scale up based on the number of spices enabled.

Interface and Controls

• Interface
  • Controller inputs should no longer interact with off-screen menus.
  • The health bar will no longer fail to display on some computers.
  • The score bar now has commas for easier readability.
  • Controls at the start of a run have new graphics.
• Controls
  • Firing with a Controller is now handled with the LB and RB buttons.
  • Using a Super Food with a Controller is now handled with the LT and RT buttons.

Community

• Wiki
  • The wiki has had numerous updates but could still use your help!
  • http://championsofbreakfast.gamepedia.com/Champions_of_Breakfast_Wiki
• Reddit
  • Go post ridiculous breakfast related trivia!
  • https://www.reddit.com/r/ChampionsOfBreakfast

[ 2016-11-19 05:43:24 CET ] [ Original post ]

Steam

• Connection Issues
  • Steam will now connect even if the steam overlay is disabled.
  • If you ever had trouble playing your unlocked champions this was the likely cause.

Gameplay

• Super Foods
  • You now begin the game with a Habanero Super Food.
• Passives
  • The Turkey Leg Boss Passive has been added.
  • The Baked Potato Boss Passive has been added.
  • The Gravy Boss Passive has been added.
  • The Pumpkin Boss Passive has been added.
  • The Bread Maker's Muffin damage is now 1.0 up from 0.75.
• Champions
  • The Teapot's Orange Juice power now deals 0.5 damage down from 0.75.
  • The Teapot's Max Health is now 6 down from 7.
  • The Teapot's Basic Attack damage is now 0.3 down from 0.4.
  • The Bread Makers basic attack speed is now 0.25 up from 0.3.
• Enemies
  • Kitchen Whisks now attack more slowly.
  • Kitchen Teapots now attack more slowly.
  • Enemy attack speed now increases with difficulty.
• Bosses
  • Bosses now unlock new Champions with less kills.
• Levels
  • The secret level music has been updated.
  • The secret level is now easier to find.
• Spices
  • Cayenne Pepper projectiles now move 25% slower.
  • Enrage timers have been extended on all bosses when Thyme is active.
  • Spice score bonuses now scale up based on the number of spices enabled.

Interface and Controls

• Interface
  • Controller inputs should no longer interact with off-screen menus.
  • The health bar will no longer fail to display on some computers.
  • The score bar now has commas for easier readability.
  • Controls at the start of a run have new graphics.
• Controls
  • Firing with a Controller is now handled with the LB and RB buttons.
  • Using a Super Food with a Controller is now handled with the LT and RT buttons.

Community

• Wiki
  • The wiki has had numerous updates but could still use your help!
  • http://championsofbreakfast.gamepedia.com/Champions_of_Breakfast_Wiki
• Reddit
  • Go post ridiculous breakfast related trivia!
  • https://www.reddit.com/r/ChampionsOfBreakfast

[ 2016-11-19 05:41:24 CET ] [ Original post ]

Community

• New Community Event
  • The next champion is based around melee gameplay
  • Collect passive foods to help unlock them!
• Wiki
  • The wiki has had numerous updates but could still use your help!
  • http://championsofbreakfast.gamepedia.com/Champions_of_Breakfast_Wiki
• Leaderboards
  • The leaderboards now have commas in score listings.

Gameplay

• New Level
  • The Kitchen has been added to the level rotation.
  • Future updates will focus on additional bosses for each existing level.
• Champions
  • Super Foods no longer fail to fire on the Breadmaker.
  • The Whisk's attack animation has been smoothed out.
  • Additional champions are now unlocked through boss kills.
  • Those of you who already unlocked champions will not have them revoked.
• Enemies
  • All new enemies await in The Kitchen
• Bosses
  • The Ultimate Evil now displays health notifications.
  • Shield graphics and readability have been improved.

Interface and Menus

• Achievements
  • 10 new achievements have been added.

[ 2016-09-29 08:30:10 CET ] [ Original post ]

Patch 1.14 will contain a new level with a new mini-boss and boss. The placement of this level in progression is being determined through play-testing right now so stay tuned. Patch should be out in around a week from now along with another community event. Have fun guys!

[ 2016-09-08 09:11:20 CET ] [ Original post ]

A number of sections of the Wiki have been filled out. Feel free to make updates and fill in whatever information you think is relevant. Passives: http://championsofbreakfast.gamepedia.com/Passives Spices: http://championsofbreakfast.gamepedia.com/Spices Achievements: http://championsofbreakfast.gamepedia.com/Achievements

[ 2016-08-24 18:21:09 CET ] [ Original post ]

Due to your incredible dedication to utilizing Super Foods the Bread Maker has been released for all current and future players. I will be creating another community event within the next two weeks so make sure to sign in and get your community achievement while it is still up. These community achievements are available for a limited time but the unlocked champions are permanent for all players regardless of when they start. -Pirate Software

[ 2016-08-15 20:25:17 CET ] [ Original post ]

Ever want to know the nitty-gritty details of every passive in the game? Now you can! All of the current passives can now be found on the wiki: http://championsofbreakfast.gamepedia.com/Passives

[ 2016-08-15 11:39:16 CET ] [ Original post ]

Had to fix some things between patch cycles. Enjoy!

Gameplay

• Secret Level
  • Fixed the Secret Level spawn portal
• Bosses
  • The Ultimate Evil now has an enrage timer of 40 seconds up from 30
  • The TV now has an enrage timer of 40 seconds up from 30
• Champions
  • The Whisk's basic attack now deals 1.2 damage up from 1.0
  • The Breadmaker now uses its own Muffin instead of the Toasters

[ 2016-07-18 07:31:02 CET ] [ Original post ]

Community

• Toaster Oven Event
  • The Toaster Oven has now been released to the public.
  • Great job defeating those bosses!
• New Community Event
  • The next champion wields an incredibly powerful cannon
  • Unleash the powers of Super Foods to help unlock them!
• Wiki
  • We now have a wiki that is coming together at the following link
  • http://championsofbreakfast.gamepedia.com/Champions_of_Breakfast_Wiki
• Wall Of Shame
  • Scores caught by anti-cheat will now be posted on the Wall of Shame

Gameplay

• Secret Level
  • Beating the Secret Level will no longer push you into hard mode
• Champions
  • The Whisk's basic attack now has a larger hitbox
  • The Whisk's Habanero attack now has a larger hitbox
  • The Toaster now has a smaller hitbox
  • The Toaster Oven's basic strudel damage has been reduced to 1 down from 2
  • The Toaster Oven's basic egg strudel projectiles now travel faster
  • The Bread Maker is now unlockable
  • Activating a Super Food now resets your attack speed timer
  • The Teapot's basic attack now deals 0.4 damage down from 0.5
• Enemies
  • Some enemy distributions on Normal Mode have been made easier
  • Enemy distribution on Hard Mode remains unchanged
  • All enemies now flash red instead of white when damaged
• Bosses
  • The Ultimate Evil now spawns enemies more slowly
  • Bosses will now always drop 3 different passives
• Passives
  • Marmalade healing has been increased by 50%
  • Black Jelly now deals 0.75 damage down from 1.0
  • Black Jelly now fires once every 0.5 seconds down from 1.0
  • Blackberry now deals 0.50 per bit down from 1.0
• Spices
  • The score bonus for each spice has been increased to 20%
  • The maximum bonus is now 1848%
  • Using a Super Food with Sesame Seeds activated will no longer kill you
  • Black Peppercorn no longer reduces the drop rate of Butter Pads below 1

Interface and Menus

• Achievements
  • A large number of achievements have been added to the game
  • Make Paula Proud now takes 5 sticks of butter down from 10
  • The Sesame Seeds spice will no longer bar you from getting no-hit achievements
• Performance
  • Reduced a very large number of redundant draw calls to improve performance
• Fonts
  • The general font has been changed to a unicode version that is more readable
  • The Pancake font has been updated for Russian localization
• Information
  • Mousing over champions now displays information about them
  • Mousing over the community event gives information about the event

[ 2016-07-16 04:36:24 CET ] [ Original post ]

We made a series of 1080p backgrounds for you guys :) Every champion is slated for one of it's own so stay tuned! Toaster vs Bath Tub: http://i.imgur.com/6J74Ssy.png
Toaster Oven vs Recliner: http://i.imgur.com/XIjRxJr.png
Teapot vs Television: http://i.imgur.com/0hD2uDz.png

[ 2016-06-28 08:11:04 CET ] [ Original post ]

Due to your valiant destruction of bosses the Toaster Oven has been released for all current and future players. I will be creating another community event within the next week so make sure to sign in and get your community achievement while it is still up. These community achievements are available for a limited time but the unlocked champions are permanent for all players regardless of when they start. Have a sweet 1080p background of the Toaster Oven! http://i.imgur.com/XIjRxJr.png -Pirate Software

[ 2016-06-24 19:11:01 CET ] [ Original post ]

What a strange and delicious trip it has been. Thank you to everyone who helped bring Champions of Breakfast this far by giving feedback, generating content on Reddit, hitting us up on Twitter, or just playing the game. Honestly none of this could be done without you and it means more to us than you could know. Now that Champions of Breakfast is fully released we can turn our focus on creating more community events, playable characters, and polish. All of the core features have been released and the game will remain at its 5$ price mark forever even when more content is added to bolster the experience. Thank you for everything, now go get some breakfast. ːbaconchampionː Pirate Software

[ 2016-06-23 10:10:20 CET ] [ Original post ]

Mysterious

• Secret Level
  • A secret level has been added somewhere in the game
  • Good luck finding it!

Interface and Menus

• Spice Rack
  • The Spice Rack has been added to the Main Menu
  • Spices pose additional challenges for the bravest of champions
  • Each enabled spice multiplicatively increases your score by 10%
• Visibility
  • The Targeting Reticle is now yellow and larger to avoid losing it in the fray
• Sound Control
  • Additional volume controls have been added for music and effects
• Controller
  • It should now be easier to navigate the main menu with a controller
  • It should now be easier to navigate the settings menu with a controller
• Language
  • All of the menus now use a custom pancake font instead of sprites
  • This has improved our ability to localize the game in new languages
  • This also reduces the overall download size of the game

Gameplay

• Leaderboards
  • The Leaderboards have been reset as we prepare to leave Early Access
• Levels
  • Levels are now distributed in a random order.
• Characters
  • The Toasters basic attack speed modifier has been improved to 0.15 from 0.18
  • The Whisks basic attack particles have been slightly reduced
  • The Whisks base health has been improved to 5 from 4
  • The Teapots base damage has been improved to 0.5 up from 0.4
  • The Teapots attack cone has been tightened to 10 degrees down from 15
  • The Toaster Oven now fires a Super Strudel every 10th attack
• Enemies
  • Enemies during boss fights once again give score multiplier
  • Laser weapon dodge time no longer decreases as difficulty increases
  • Horse Painting attack speed has been reduced to 1.8 down from 1.5
  • Paint Cans splats are now a brighter more visible red
  • Melee enemy base speed has been reduced.
• Mini-Bosses
  • Mini-Bosses now display an icon based on their current health
  • All Mini-Boss health has been slightly reduced for Normal Mode
  • The Toolbox now spawns enemies more slowly at a rate of 1.0 before modifiers up from 0.7
  • The Sink no longer gains increasing attack speed at higher levels of play
  • The Sink now makes a sound when it fires
  • The Curling Iron now makes a sound when it fires
  • The Curling Iron now changes attack modes when its shield goes down
  • The Curling Irons health has been significantly increased
  • The Speakers no longer gain increasing attack speed at higher levels of play
  • The Barbecue no longer gains increasing attack speed at higher levels of play
• Bosses
  • Bosses now display an icon based on their current health
  • All Boss health has been slightly reduced for Normal Mode
  • The TV now also takes damage when other enemies are killed
  • The TV now spawns enemies more slowly at a rate of 1.5 before modifiers up from 1.0
  • The TV now moves more quickly at a speed of 5 up from 4
  • Remotes spawned during The TV encounter now provide additional time to dodge their lasers
  • The Gazebo now spawns enemies more slowly at a rate of 1.0 before modifiers up from 0.7
  • The Gazebo now only spawns 50 enemies down from 100
  • The Recliner now fires more slowly at a rate of 1.2 before modifiers up from 1.0
  • The Recliner now has a unique firing sound
• Passives
  • Raspberry is now a Blackberry to differentiate from damaging bullets
  • Blackberry now deals 0.5 damage per bullet down from 1.0 damage
  • Blackberry now explodes at a random location on screen instead of on walls
  • Asparagus has been added as a basic passive that targets nearby enemies
  • Marmalades heal over time effectiveness has been doubled
  • Muffin damage has been normalized to matc each champions basic attack damage
• Super Foods
  • Coffee is now a Super Food and is much more powerful
  • Orange Juice on the Teapot will now fire forward when using a controller
  • Jelly on the Toaster Oven will now fire forward when using a controller
  • Egg on the Toaster Oven will now fire forward when using a controller
  • Orange Juice on the Toaster Oven has been redesigned to create land-mines

Audio

• Bug Fixes
  • Rapidly clicking menu and then start game after a death will no longer start the game with boss music playing

Community

• Toaster Oven Event
  • The Toaster Oven is close to being unlocked by the community
  • Kill bosses with your friends to hurry it along!

Achievements

• New Additions
  • There are 31 new achievements to obtain
• Bug Fixes
  • The Sniper of Breakfast achievement is now granted at 75% accuracy
  • Takes Two to Tango can no longer be obtained while dead

[ 2016-06-23 09:46:43 CET ] [ Original post ]

We released a blog post about the state of Champions of Breakfast and a reveal of some of Heartbounds game mechanics. Check it out! http://gopiratesoftware.tumblr.com/post/144700129388/devadventures-7-breakfast-and-heartbound

[ 2016-05-26 12:07:02 CET ] [ Original post ]

Community

• Community Event
  • Required Boss Kills reduced from 10,000 to 7,500

Gameplay

• The Toaster
  • A memory leak was fixed involving the Habanero Superfood
  • Basic attack speed modifier has been improved to 0.18 from 0.20
  • Orange Superfood now has a projectile speed of 10 up from 5
• The Whisk
  • A memory leak was fixed involving the Egg Superfood
  • Orange Superfood now heals for 3 down from 5
  • Now has a starting health of 4 down from 5
  • The basic star attack now has impact particles
• The Teapot
  • Orange Superfood damage multiplier has been reduced to 0.75 down from 1.0
  • Egg Superfood damage multiplier has been increased to 0.40 up from 0.25
  • Pancake Superfood damage multiplier has been increased to 0.50 up from 0.25
• The Toaster Oven
  • This Champion will unlock when the community event is completed
  • All current and future players will have access to this Champion when it unlocks
• Bosses
  • The spawn timer during The Toolbox fight has been increased to 0.7 from 0.6
  • The spawn timer during The Dread Gazebo fight has been increased to 0.7 from 0.6
  • All bosses now deal damage when players collide with them
  • Mini-Bosses now count towards the global boss kill meter
  • Additional bosses have been added to The Living Room
  • Difficulty for The Sink on Hard Mode has been reduced
  • Collision boxes on enemies now rotate properly with their models
  • Enemies killed during boss fights no longer increase your score multiplier
• Super Foods
  • The game will no longer progress after a mini-boss kill until the Super Food has faded away
• Passives
  • Bacon Ring will now defend against all sources of damage
  • Bacon Ring now only triggers when your character model is hit by potential damage
  • A number of new boss and normal passives have been added to the game
  • Black Jelly Boss Passive damage has been improved from 0.5 to 1.0
  • Fixed an issue with passive targeting
• Statistics
  • Weapon accuracy will now correctly count only your characters basic weapon

[ 2016-05-08 04:01:32 CET ] [ Original post ]

We will be launching Content Patch 1.11 this Saturday 5/7/2016. As we are now supporting Windows, OSX, and Linux the content patches will slow down and become much larger as in this case. I hope to continue releasing content on a regular weekly basis in the same quantities and quality that you have all seen so far. We read everything you guys say to us on Reddit, in Youtube videos, in Steam comments, or on Twitter. A lot of quality of life and feature changes happen because of those comments so please keep sending us feedback. You guys rock, thanks for everything. ːbaconchampionː -Pirate Software

[ 2016-05-04 19:48:55 CET ] [ Original post ]

Champions of Breakfast is now available on Mac OSX!

[ 2016-04-25 22:29:49 CET ] [ Original post ]

Platforms

• New Platforms!
  • Champions of Breakfast now runs on Linux!
  • Champions of Breakfast now runs on Mac OSX!

Community

• The first community event has ended.
  • Congratulations to everyone who was a part of this.
  • You all now have a unique community event achievement for participating.
  • The Teapot is now permanently unlocked for all current and future players.
• The second community event has started!
  • Destroy a total of 10,000 bosses as a community to unlock the Toaster Oven.
  • This is subject to change based on how well the community does.

Gameplay

• The Golden Apple now increases max health by 5 down from 3.
  • This passive was just too powerful.
  • Maximum health is still locked at 50.
• The Teapot's Basic damage has been improved to 0.4 up from 0.25.
  • The Teapot just felt weak compared to other alternatives.
  • This is still less damaging than the Whisk.
• The Teapot's starting health has been reduced to 7 down from 10.
  • To compensate for the increased damage the Teapot has been made more risky.
  • The Teapots tiny size makes up for its low health.
• The Teapot's Jelly projectiles have new models.
  • These are easier to see and clutter the screen less.
  • This also helped mitigate a random crash issue relating to particles.
• The Stinky Egg boss passive now fires in a forward cone.
  • The full 360 degree firing felt bad compared to other options.
• The Stinky Egg boss passives damage has been reduced to 0.25 from 0.5
  • This damage is dealt off of each cloud released by the egg as it flies.
  • Due to being able to aim this effect it now does more targeted damage.
• The Teapot's Pancake projectiles now fire at increased speeds.
  • The original speed allowed you to move faster than your own pancakes.
  • Nobody should move faster than their own pancakes. ːpancakechampionː
• All particle effects have been reworked.
  • This removed a number of memory leak issues and should help stability.
  • Please let me know if you crash while playing Teapot.
• The Toilet now attacks more quickly as the difficulty goes up.
  • This Toilet was erroneously attacking slower as the difficulty increased.
• All of the Boss collision maps have been reworked.
  • This should make it easier to know the boundaries on Boss monsters.

Achievements

• An achievement has been added for the Toaster Oven
  • The Toaster Oven will unlock with the latest community event.
  • This champion utilizes long range area of effect attacks.
• An achievement has been added for Community Event 2
  • Have fun!

[ 2016-04-25 22:15:46 CET ] [ Original post ]

Champions of Breakfast is now available on Linux! For controller support you will need to install the following additional packages. sudo apt-get install jstest-gtk sudo apt-get install joystick.

[ 2016-04-23 11:47:08 CET ] [ Original post ]

Gameplay

• Each boss will now drop a set of three special passives.
  • These passives have vastly improved abilities and will not appear anywhere else.
  • Choosing one of these passives will destroy the other two.
  • Right now there are only 5 of these in the game but we plan to release 24 in total.
• Passives now make a sound when striking enemies.
  • Due to the amount of projectiles you can achieve this sound is intentionally faint.
• The interface can now display 120 passives up from 30.
  • This allowed us to split the interface into common passives and boss passives.
  • Common passives drop off normal enemies and boss passives must be selected from boss kills.
• Bouncing bullets are now absorbed by enemy shields.
  • This intentionally reduces the strength of bouncing attacks.
• Maximum health is now capped at 50.
  • Health values inflating trivialized the game.
• Enemies now attack faster based on the difficulty of the game.
  • The farther you go the more insane it will become.

Achievements

• Achievements should now work in Offline Mode on Steam.
  • This works with both granting new achievements and detecting already attained achievements.
  • This only works in Offline Mode you must still have Steam open.
• New achievements have been added for each common passive.
  • These achievements unlock at random from boss kills.
  • Once unlocked the passive tied to this achievement will drop in game.
  • With this new system we can quickly and easily add more passives.
  • This change resulted in all obtained passives being cleared which was unavoidable.
• New achievements have been added for each character.
  • Same reasoning and impact as the passives change.
  • Characters are unlocked through difficult and sometimes hidden methods.
  • For those of you that had the Whisk you will need to unlock it again.

[ 2016-04-20 05:46:45 CET ] [ Original post ]

https://www.reddit.com/r/ChampionsOfBreakfast/ Go forth!

[ 2016-04-17 17:34:24 CET ] [ Original post ]

Now that we are past the initial launch terrors are over I wanted to take a minute to talk about everything that has been updated and everything we have planned for the coming weeks.

Controller Support

Today we implemented controller support so the entire game can now be played with a PS4 or XBOX controller at any time. This can be plugged in or removed during play or in any menu at your leisure.

OST Released

This week we also launched the OST as a DLC to the game which you can find here. http://store.steampowered.com/app/462550/

Community

Right now the leader-boards are heating up as some players are starting to really tear through hard-mode. That being said I am still waiting for someone to knock us off the top. ːbaconchampionː http://steamcommunity.com/stats/454380/leaderboards/1193830/ The community event has almost concluded as you have all killed a total of 608,338 out of the needed 750,000 enemies. When this is finished the Teapot character will unlock for ALL past or future players. We have also seen a lot of you pushing to get even the most difficult achievements. In the next few weeks we have plans to add dozens of new ones with all kinds of ridiculous objectives. Also if you haven't had a chance to see it, check out @TeamFourStar's video on our delicious breakfast bullet-hell. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJeZPelnEcQ

Balance

Some of you may have noticed changes to normal mode content and the addition of a few new bosses. The current plan is to slightly soften earlier content in levels 1 and 2 while bumping up hard mode content with additional mechanics. This kind of work is easiest to do now in the beginning where we have the flexibility to do so. Let us know what you think about the direction of the game at any time, it helps us make it better for everyone. For those who do not know, hard mode is triggered by killing the Gazebo on the fourth level and continuing your run into hard mode levels.

The Future

As we move forward we will be releasing new community events to launch more playable characters, new bosses/mini-bosses as patches, and additional levels. Thank you for all of the wonderful feedback so far, you guys are fantastic.

[ 2016-04-16 14:57:29 CET ] [ Original post ]

Menu

• The Credits button now changes on mouse-over
  • The syrup version of the graphic was not implemented previously.
• All of the menus now work with controllers
  • These menus use the controllers D-Pad currently.

Gameplay

• Controller support is now online!
  • Simply plug in a controller for it to be detected.
  • All of our internal testing was done with a PS4 controller using DS4Windows
  • If something goes wrong please report it here:
  • http://steamcommunity.com/app/454380/discussions/0/365163686038674091/

[ 2016-04-16 12:53:12 CET ] [ Original post ]

Menu

• The Death Screen has been updated to display additional statistics from your run
  • Total Kills
  • Highest Score Multiplier
  • Total Time
  • Weapon Accuracy

Gameplay

• The Sink on Hard Mode no longer has a shield.
  • This didn't add much to the gameplay and was visually annoying.
• Enemy Shields now block weapons instead of allowing them to pass through.
  • This also makes a pinging block sound for primary weapons.

Achievements

• The community event for the Teapot unlock has been changed to 750,000 down from 1,000,000
  • This was taking much longer than we anticipated and we wanted to get this cool character into your hands.
  • As this is our first community event we can properly pace the next one based on this.
• Make Paula Proud now requires 5 Butter Sticks down from 10
  • This was just a bit too hard to achieve and should be easier now.
• 10 new achievements have been added
  • Go check them out!
• The Toilet will no longer grant a boss kill achievement for the Bath Tub.
  • Woops!

[ 2016-04-13 08:41:58 CET ] [ Original post ]

Menu

• Steam Screenshots can now be taken while the game is paused
  • Let us know if it acts up again!

Gameplay

• The difficulty of The Bathtub on Normal-Mode has been decreased
  • The width of the safe zone has been increased.
  • Hard-Mode remains unchanged
• CD's on the Living Room level now only bounce once on Normal-Mode
  • Hard-Mode CD's will still bounce twice.
• A new Boss has been added to the Bathroom
  • It is random which boss will spawn.
• A new Mini-Boss has been added to the Bathroom
  • It is random which mini-boss will spawn.

Coming Soon

• Significant improvements to the death screen.
  • Statistics from your run will be displayed.
  • Total Kills
  • Highest Score Multiplier
  • Total Time
  • Weapon Accuracy
• Soundtrack DLC
  • We will be releasing all of the music from the game!

[ 2016-04-12 11:32:17 CET ] [ Original post ]

Menu

• Additional names have been added to special thanks
  • Thanks! :D
• Names longer than 22 characters are now cut-off on the leader-boards
  • No more massive names covering up scores.
• You can now take steam-integrated pictures with f12 (or your keybind)
  • Share your crazy passive combinations with friends!

Gameplay

• Butter-pads will no longer drop at maximum health
  • This just felt bad and didn't offer any benefits.
• The Whisk now has a visual effect when using Orange Juice
  • This should now make it more apparent that you are being healed.
• The Whisk now heals for 5 health per use of Orange Juice down from 1/2 of your missing health.
  • No more limited invulnerability at large amounts of health.
• The Tub now has the proper amount of health in Hard Mode (Post Gazebo Run)
  • This health is intentionally scaled down in Normal Mode.
• Damage dealt by the Whisk when firing Egg has been halved
  • The damage on this power was just too high and could easily dispatch bosses.
• Damage dealt by the Toaster when firing Egg has been doubled.
  • The damage on this power was too low and would sometimes be unable to clear the screen.

Networking

• The Steam connection should now be more resilient to unstable network connections.
  • This should stop the blank leader-board issue.
  • This should also ensure achievements are always obtained.

[ 2016-04-09 09:31:35 CET ] [ Original post ]

The fantastic @MasakoX of @teamfourstar has released a Goku's Gonna Show You let's play of Champions of Breakfast! Go check it out! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJeZPelnEcQ

[ 2016-04-08 20:22:41 CET ] [ Original post ]

Menu

• The Credits have now been added
  • Check out the cool dudes who made the game!

Gameplay

• The global score modifier now applies to bosses and mini-bosses
  • Totally missed this during launch, sorry leaderboards!
• Collision mapping for all game objects has been updated.
  • This should result in easier dodging and increased performance.
• Increased the score needed for some achievements.
  • This was needed after the bugfix for score modifiers on bosses.

[ 2016-04-07 11:23:33 CET ] [ Original post ]

Menu

• Community event progress is now displayed on the character selection menu.
  • When this bar completes the Teapot character will be unlocked for all current and future players.
  • More community events like this are planned for the future.
  • This progress bar will update every hour on the 30 minute mark.

Gameplay

• Reworked drawing layers for bullets
  • Egg trails will now appear on top of enemies
  • All enemy bullets will now be on top of your passives.
  • All enemy bullets will now be under your primary weapons.
• The Chair bosses Cushion Bombs will now deal 1 damage down from 2
  • This should make the randomization of the fight feel a bit more fair
• Duplicate super foods will no longer drop from mini-bosses.
  • This prevents the awful feeling of wasted pickups

[ 2016-04-06 13:37:35 CET ] [ Original post ]

Interface

• Added a white border around the pause text.
  • This makes it a little more visible on some maps.

Gameplay

• Fixed a bug where levels could progress without all enemies being defeated.
  • This should result in a more even score distribution.
• There is now a tutorial level at the start of each run.
  • This gives you a moment to catch your bearings before the game starts.
  • Four target enemies appear in the corners and the level waits until they die to progress.
  • These enemies do grant points and combo multiplier.

Menus

• There is now a Settings menu that contains the following.
  • Volume Slider
  • More will be added to this soon.

[ 2016-04-04 18:05:59 CET ] [ Original post ]

The following has been changed.

Change Log:

• Passive Attacks are now 75% opaque up from 50%
• The main menu now has a Quit button that leaves the game.
• Escape and P can now be used to pause the game
• You no longer resurrect if you die at the same time as a boss.
• Rebalanced damage on Semmel passive.
• Fixed a display issue with German translations.
• Reduced the requirements for score based achievements.
• Reduced the requirement for community kills needed to unlock Teapot

Working on Mac, and Linux builds now. Next patch will be balance and content related.

[ 2016-04-02 11:56:17 CET ] [ Original post ]

Hello Everyone! As we go forward on this adventure to save breakfast together I wanted to let you in on a few of our plans. Over the next few weeks we will be releasing additional content in the form of community objectives to unlock characters, levels, bosses, and power-ups. Right now there is an event active to kill 10,000,000 enemies as a community in order to unlock the Teapot character. Depending on how long this takes it will help us to tune future events. Aside from that our next goal is to launch on Mac and Linux as we promised on our Greenlight. That should all happen by 4/8/2016 and we will launch by midnight that night. The next event should start around that time as well, stay tuned!

[ 2016-04-01 17:02:19 CET ] [ Original post ]