Hello! I want to say a HUGE thank you to everyone who's bought a copy of Behold the Kickmen so far, I hope you're all enjoying it as much as is possible given that it's a football game. Also, thanks so much to all of you who have left a review - we're currently at Very Positive which is just amazingly heartening to see, so if you've taken the time to do that, please know it has made me extremely happy. Obviously as soon as the game got into more hands than I could possibly have Beta Tested it on, a few issues cropped up. These have all now been patched, bar one (see below). You can see the version number of your build down the bottom right of the Title Screen. I will continue to address issues as soon as they come in. My Twitter's a bit full-on at the moment, so please email dan@sizefivegames.com if you come across a problem so it doesn't get lost. You're now at v1.044 FIXED: Occasional bug where an enemy player could stand around waiting to take a penalty until the heat death of the Universe. FIXED:Slide tackling the enemy in the Tutorial causing a great big whoopsie and making everything go awry FIXED: Input setup screen showing DashRight twice, and DashLeft never. Quite how I missed that is beyond me FIXED: A couple of rogue sound effects rudely not obeying the sound volume slider FIXED: Red Card achievement not popping up it you walloped a fella three times FIXED:: the tutorial suggesting you press the Kick button to do a Tackle FIXED:an issue where, with *dogged* determination you could set your 442 to have players start on the wrong side of the pitch, which is CLEARLY cheating and if you did this you should feel a deep shame FIXED: misspelled "World Cup" in the Achievements. I mean honestly REFUSED TO FIX: the spelling mistak on the 1st splash screen because come on that's obviously a joke KNOWN, BUT HELP? someone mentioned that hitting a Goldkeeper made the game fail to restart after the penalty. I've been completely unable to recreate this, and I can't find the tweet because it was 1st thing this morning and it's scrolled down the list into oblivion. So if this was you, or if you see this happen, please email me dan@sizefivegames.com with exactly what happened so I can fix it? Thank you!

Hello! I want to say a HUGE thank you to everyone who's bought a copy of Behold the Kickmen so far, I hope you're all enjoying it as much as is possible given that it's a football game. Also, thanks so much to all of you who have left a review - we're currently at Very Positive which is just amazingly heartening to see, so if you've taken the time to do that, please know it has made me extremely happy. Obviously as soon as the game got into more hands than I could possibly have Beta Tested it on, a few issues cropped up. These have all now been patched, bar one (see below). You can see the version number of your build down the bottom right of the Title Screen. I will continue to address issues as soon as they come in. My Twitter's a bit full-on at the moment, so please email dan@sizefivegames.com if you come across a problem so it doesn't get lost. You're now at v1.044 FIXED: Occasional bug where an enemy player could stand around waiting to take a penalty until the heat death of the Universe. FIXED:Slide tackling the enemy in the Tutorial causing a great big whoopsie and making everything go awry FIXED: Input setup screen showing DashRight twice, and DashLeft never. Quite how I missed that is beyond me FIXED: A couple of rogue sound effects rudely not obeying the sound volume slider FIXED: Red Card achievement not popping up it you walloped a fella three times FIXED:: the tutorial suggesting you press the Kick button to do a Tackle FIXED:an issue where, with *dogged* determination you could set your 442 to have players start on the wrong side of the pitch, which is CLEARLY cheating and if you did this you should feel a deep shame FIXED: misspelled "World Cup" in the Achievements. I mean honestly REFUSED TO FIX: the spelling mistak on the 1st splash screen because come on that's obviously a joke KNOWN, BUT HELP? someone mentioned that hitting a Goldkeeper made the game fail to restart after the penalty. I've been completely unable to recreate this, and I can't find the tweet because it was 1st thing this morning and it's scrolled down the list into oblivion. So if this was you, or if you see this happen, please email me dan@sizefivegames.com with exactly what happened so I can fix it? Thank you!