Are you safe? Are you clean? Are you normal?
If the answer's yes... you probably don't live in Gubbins. A bride, cloned by a slug monster on her big day. A robot on the run from a "Spork Jogger". Two print and trophy shop owners addicted to LARPing. A celebrity chef with underpants that hold a terrible, terrible secret.A normal Thursday, then.
What even is it though?
It's a Season Pass to a series of daft hour-long point and click comedy adventures set in a twisted version of Yorkshire, which is basically where hobbits would live if hobbits were tall and angry all the time.
Key Features
- Fully voiced by a cast with the same accent they have on Game of Thrones!
- Beautiful STEGGYVISION bringing the never-ending beige and grim hills of Yorkshire to life.
- The best writing and British humour ever in a Yorkshire based game!
- The ONLY game ever to be set in Yorkshire!
- Experience the unique hexMuse dynamic music system!
- Regular new episodes!
- Standalone stories that can be played in any order!
Current Episode List
- Verb School - Tutorial episode, or "How to play point and click adventures"
- Humble Pie - being the Terrible Consequences Of Ruining Your Best Friend's Wedding.
- #2 - Coming soon
- #3 - Coming soon
- #4 - Coming soon
- #5 - Coming soon
- Bonus: Holy Molluscamony - the short pilot episode that started it all. A bride has been cloned by... a slug monster? Again?!
Hello you!
1.0.4 brings two big features some some little things. The big things:
Linux / SteamOS Support!
We were always planning to support Linux but last minute technical issues meant our Linux build wasn't quite up to the standard expected, so it's been a little delayed. We hope you enjoy!
Skip dialog
Only applies to dialogue you've heard before, but right clicking will end the current line immediately. This'll make accidentally repeating something a little less painful.
This version also fixes a number of little bugs and typos, including the ability to unlock the final 2 achievements. But you didn't hear that from us.
Hello you!
1.0.4 brings two big features some some little things. The big things:
Linux / SteamOS Support!
We were always planning to support Linux but last minute technical issues meant our Linux build wasn't quite up to the standard expected, so it's been a little delayed. We hope you enjoy!
Skip dialog
Only applies to dialogue you've heard before, but right clicking will end the current line immediately. This'll make accidentally repeating something a little less painful.
This version also fixes a number of little bugs and typos, including the ability to unlock the final 2 achievements. But you didn't hear that from us.
Minimum Setup
- OS: Ubuntu 16.04
- Processor: 2ghzMemory: 4 GB RAM
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: Intel HD 3000 or better
- Storage: 2 GB available space
Recommended Setup
- OS: Ubuntu 16.04
- Processor: 3ghz
- Graphics: Dedicated GPU
- Storage: 500 MB available space
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