You asked for more metal aliens, and you got it! Chain wallets soaked in alien meat never felt so good. Is it as hot where you are this July as it is in Pittsburgh? Crack a Smurglian skull in front of the refreshingly cold beer vendor, and let our pixel concert take you away to a cooler, more satisfying, metal place. Dear streamers: Your requests have been answered! New modifiers that give your audience the tools of chaos that they deserve are ready for your (dis)pleasure. Mixer & Twitch approved! Speed runners unite! The current world record is held by the one, the only, Mistah J. DeepBlueBeard is Deep Blue Dethroned. Challengers, approach! New, updated alien meat sfx have been added using our state of the art GoMic mounted weapons. Weeks of slapping meat with creative zest has resulted in the MOST ACCURATE alien thrashing sounds in ANY pixel art game originally created for the Sega Genesis. Thanks, Steam! Throw, Suplex, twirl and charge attack your way through new hordes of anti-Earth, coffee thieving, wifi leaching, un-Metal, uncool aliens that cry *just* like the real thing. ːyinzerː
[ 2018-07-24 16:02:31 CET ] [ Original post ]
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- Coffee Crisis (L32) [451.33 M]
- Coffee Crisis (L64) [450.64 M]
- Coffee Crisis - Soundtrack
The Smurglian race has come to Earth and they're not leaving until they steal our four most prized commodities: our metal music, the best coffee, cat videos, and all of the WiFi. Challenge them through unique and innovative levels inspired by real-life areas. Originally released on a retro platform that needs new games like Earthlings need WiFi, you can now take the fight to your PC. Join Black Forge Coffeehouse baristas Nick and Ashley, two galaxy gladiators called to arms to stop this madness and remove the Smurglian threat from Earth.
The Smurgliens can have all of the Rap Metal and Country Pop that they want… but if you don’t help our heroes fend off against the alien-assimilated elderly, bros, cowgirls, and meat head bouncers, they might end up going after good music!
This game features:
- Single or Local Co-Op Play
- Controller Support
- Achievements
- Steam Trading Cards and Badges (Coming soon!)
- Heavy Metal
- Possessed Grannies
- Dangerous amounts of caffeine
So grab a hot mug and save the world!
- OS: SteamOS
- Processor: 2.0+ GhzMemory: 512 MB RAM
- Memory: 512 MB RAM
- Graphics: AMD Radeon HD 5670 1GB DDR3 Sapphire
- Storage: 700 MB available space
- OS: SteamOS
- Processor: 2.0+ GhzMemory: 1 GB RAM
- Memory: 1 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVidia Quadro K2000M or better (2GB VRAM)
- Storage: 700 MB available space
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