Toddler Simulator
JoshCorp Developer
JoshCorp Publisher
2018-03-05 Release
Game News Posts:
15
🎹🖱️Keyboard + Mouse
Mixed
(28 reviews)
The Game includes VR Support
Public Linux Depots:
- Toddler Simulator Linux [2.74 G]
Beta update 26 Feb
[ 2018-02-26 02:24:53 CET ] [ Original post ]
Firstly, a huge THANK YOU to everyone for their testing and translation support. Updates in this release:
- Various level updates; lots more stuff, boundary tweaks, etc
- Farm animals
- Added a mission for the fire station
- Gas bottles now explode when hit a few times
- Animations for scoring and mission text
- Collecting golden nappies now give you a selectable ability
- Hit noise less annoying
- Some buildings didn't have hit-boxes
- Dutch translation
[ 2018-02-26 02:24:53 CET ] [ Original post ]
Beta update 26 Feb
[ 2018-02-26 02:24:53 CET ] [ Original post ]
Firstly, a huge THANK YOU to everyone for their testing and translation support. Updates in this release:
- Various level updates; lots more stuff, boundary tweaks, etc
- Farm animals
- Added a mission for the fire station
- Gas bottles now explode when hit a few times
- Animations for scoring and mission text
- Collecting golden nappies now give you a selectable ability
- Hit noise less annoying
- Some buildings didn't have hit-boxes
- Dutch translation
[ 2018-02-26 02:24:53 CET ] [ Original post ]
Have you ever wanted to re-live your days as toddler? The carefree joy of bringing your pain to those around you? The destruction? The chaos? The anarchy? This is your chance.
Trash the bedroom, mess up the bathroom, then discover what lays beyond the front door as you roam freely in a vast world. Leave an extensive trail of destruction in your wake. The huge world that awaits you is filled with dozens of enterable houses and buildings, driveable cars, various missions, heaps of collectables, hidden areas, and more.
Why should I play this?
Do you have other reasons?
Am I really a toddler?
In the game yes.
In real life... maybe... suitable for all ages! No seriously, my "adorable" little inspirations have even played it!
Trash the bedroom, mess up the bathroom, then discover what lays beyond the front door as you roam freely in a vast world. Leave an extensive trail of destruction in your wake. The huge world that awaits you is filled with dozens of enterable houses and buildings, driveable cars, various missions, heaps of collectables, hidden areas, and more.
Why should I play this?
- You destroy stuff
- You can jump really high
- Driving forklifts is fun
- Physics are stupidly fun
- The toddler does dances
- Like breakdancing and the chicken dance and stuff
Do you have other reasons?
- You an customize your character
- It's got trees
- Did I mention you can destroy stuff?
Am I really a toddler?
In the game yes.
In real life... maybe... suitable for all ages! No seriously, my "adorable" little inspirations have even played it!
MINIMAL SETUP
- OS: Ubuntu 12.04+ or SteamOS
- Processor: Dual coreMemory: 4 GB RAM
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: OpenGL 3.2 or later
- Storage: 3 GB available space
- OS: Ubuntu 12.04+ or SteamOS
- Processor: Quad coreMemory: 4 GB RAM
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA GTX 980 or equivalent
- Storage: 3 GB available space
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