It's CHRISTMAS UPDATE time

You'll get a trail of gifts to open and play with, and also four new accessories - santa hat, bottle, rattle, and a teddy bear.

[ 2018-12-23 21:16:57 CET ] [ Original post ]

It's been a while, so time for a small update!

Car updates

Firstly, when driving a car, if you get some air the game goes into slow-motion with a free-cam so you can watch from any angle. Also there have been other car improvements. The annoying bug with car exiting and falling through the world has been fixed. Also the toddler is now actually visible within the car. Finally, some of the fences around the world weren't car-destroyable, but basically all of the fences and walls now should be.

Adult updates

I've started work on more intelligent AI for the adults. They now actually path-find around the level, and shouldn't fall over on their heads quite so often.

Customize changes

I've noticed it's really annoying if you customize and the camera accidentally goes behind a wall. This has been fixed - everything but the toddler is hidden when customizing. Also, when customizing, the toddler won't start dancing, which will certainly help.

Other fixes

There's been a few other improvements:

• Fire station mission shows progress
• If launching from outside of steam, game will reload from within steam.

As for why this has taken so long - I've been pretty busy with work and kids and as a Solo developer you don't always have heaps of free time. Sorry about that. Anyway, go out and grab the update!

[ 2018-05-12 02:56:23 CET ] [ Original post ]

So I made a bit of a mistake when releasing Toddler Simulator by making it too expensive for what it is. I've therefore decided to admit my mistake and to reduce the pricing of the game to better reflect it's actual value. Furthermore, I've been developing an update which brings in more content and fixes the most annoying bugs. This should be coming soon - although you'll have to bear with me as I do this work in my spare time. Thank you to all the supporters of Toddler Simulator!

[ 2018-04-12 22:08:12 CET ] [ Original post ]

Toddler Simulator is now available for purchase on Steam! This exciting new game will fulfill your desires to run around and destroy things, to cause carnage, and to entice damage into the world! There are many exciting features including a large open world, misisons, upgrades, vomit, car driving, pickups, forklifts, and more!

[ 2018-03-05 09:43:22 CET ] [ Original post ]

Toddler Simulator is now available for purchase on Steam! This exciting new game will fulfill your desires to run around and destroy things, to cause carnage, and to entice damage into the world! There are many exciting features including a large open world, misisons, upgrades, vomit, car driving, pickups, forklifts, and more!

[ 2018-03-05 09:43:22 CET ] [ Original post ]

We're getting close now!

• Russian translation
• Fixed language changing in main menu... which broke it in-game :(
• Art gallery
• Shopping center updates
• Stuff stuff stuff
• Added a hair ribbon addon
• Took the "animal" ai script and put it on a person model and voila - you've got some really dumb npcs
• Scattered dumb npcs throughout the map
• Res changing fixes + windowed support
• No more unity config screen
• Settings saving
• Don't change son on refocus

Have fun!

[ 2018-03-03 20:15:27 CET ] [ Original post ]

We're getting close now!

• Russian translation
• Fixed language changing in main menu... which broke it in-game :(
• Art gallery
• Shopping center updates
• Stuff stuff stuff
• Added a hair ribbon addon
• Took the "animal" ai script and put it on a person model and voila - you've got some really dumb npcs
• Scattered dumb npcs throughout the map
• Res changing fixes + windowed support
• No more unity config screen
• Settings saving
• Don't change son on refocus

Have fun!

[ 2018-03-03 20:15:27 CET ] [ Original post ]

Hey beta testers! I've got another update for you!

• Portuguese translation, German translation, French translation
• Also English-US for diaper and pacifier
• Fixed the settings bug with music/volume sliders
• Exiting cars will hopefully not spin you out of the map anymore
• If it does, respawn now chooses the closest point rather than a random point
• Compression on the explosion sound
• Added lots and lots and lots more stuff
• Fixed industrial roofs mission, fixed bridge explode mission
• Added some ambient sounds
• Also another song
• Missions list in pause menu

Go forth and test... not long now!!

[ 2018-03-02 11:48:20 CET ] [ Original post ]

Hey beta testers! I've got another update for you!

• Portuguese translation, German translation, French translation
• Also English-US for diaper and pacifier
• Fixed the settings bug with music/volume sliders
• Exiting cars will hopefully not spin you out of the map anymore
• If it does, respawn now chooses the closest point rather than a random point
• Compression on the explosion sound
• Added lots and lots and lots more stuff
• Fixed industrial roofs mission, fixed bridge explode mission
• Added some ambient sounds
• Also another song
• Missions list in pause menu

Go forth and test... not long now!!

[ 2018-03-02 11:48:20 CET ] [ Original post ]

Firstly, a huge THANK YOU to everyone for their testing and translation support. Updates in this release:

• Various level updates; lots more stuff, boundary tweaks, etc
• Farm animals
• Added a mission for the fire station
• Gas bottles now explode when hit a few times
• Animations for scoring and mission text
• Collecting golden nappies now give you a selectable ability
• Hit noise less annoying
• Some buildings didn't have hit-boxes
• Dutch translation

NOTE: At the time of build the spawn point was set to a not very interesting location. Sorry about that.

[ 2018-02-26 02:24:53 CET ] [ Original post ]

Firstly, a huge THANK YOU to everyone for their testing and translation support. Updates in this release:

• Various level updates; lots more stuff, boundary tweaks, etc
• Farm animals
• Added a mission for the fire station
• Gas bottles now explode when hit a few times
• Animations for scoring and mission text
• Collecting golden nappies now give you a selectable ability
• Hit noise less annoying
• Some buildings didn't have hit-boxes
• Dutch translation

NOTE: At the time of build the spawn point was set to a not very interesting location. Sorry about that.

[ 2018-02-26 02:24:53 CET ] [ Original post ]

Today I'm releasing another update to the Toddler Simulator beta.

• You can now drive through fences
• Level updates - added more stuff in the empty areas; cafe; vending machines
• Added a stats screen, and also a help screen
• You can now change quality and resolution in-game
• Rebuild occlusion; should fix objects which disappear
• More dances
• Various bug fixes

Thank you to everyone for their feedback, it's been really helpful. In case you forgot, send to support@toddlersimulator.com Feel free to post photos and videos on Facebook, Twitter, Twitch, etc

[ 2018-02-21 08:47:04 CET ] [ Original post ]

Today I'm releasing another update to the Toddler Simulator beta.

• You can now drive through fences
• Level updates - added more stuff in the empty areas; cafe; vending machines
• Added a stats screen, and also a help screen
• You can now change quality and resolution in-game
• Rebuild occlusion; should fix objects which disappear
• More dances
• Various bug fixes

Thank you to everyone for their feedback, it's been really helpful. In case you forgot, send to support@toddlersimulator.com Feel free to post photos and videos on Facebook, Twitter, Twitch, etc

[ 2018-02-21 08:47:04 CET ] [ Original post ]

Toddler Simulator is now live on Steam! Get ready for the most exciting Toddler action you've ever experienced! Coming soon, early March 2018 What can you do on Toddler Simulator? Heaps of things! Smash stuff, destroy stuff, drive cars, complete missions, explore the world, earn achievements, and more!

[ 2018-02-03 09:22:22 CET ] [ Original post ]

Toddler Simulator is now live on Steam! Get ready for the most exciting Toddler action you've ever experienced! Coming soon, early March 2018 What can you do on Toddler Simulator? Heaps of things! Smash stuff, destroy stuff, drive cars, complete missions, explore the world, earn achievements, and more!

[ 2018-02-03 09:22:22 CET ] [ Original post ]