Toddler Simulator
JoshCorp Developer
JoshCorp Publisher
2018-03-05 Release
Game News Posts:
15
🎹🖱️Keyboard + Mouse
Mixed
(28 reviews)
The Game includes VR Support
Public Linux Depots:
- Toddler Simulator Linux [2.74 G]
Beta update 2 Mar
[ 2018-03-02 11:48:20 CET ] [ Original post ]
Hey beta testers! I've got another update for you!
- Portuguese translation, German translation, French translation
- Also English-US for diaper and pacifier
- Fixed the settings bug with music/volume sliders
- Exiting cars will hopefully not spin you out of the map anymore
- If it does, respawn now chooses the closest point rather than a random point
- Compression on the explosion sound
- Added lots and lots and lots more stuff
- Fixed industrial roofs mission, fixed bridge explode mission
- Added some ambient sounds
- Also another song
- Missions list in pause menu
[ 2018-03-02 11:48:20 CET ] [ Original post ]
Beta update 2 Mar
[ 2018-03-02 11:48:20 CET ] [ Original post ]
Hey beta testers! I've got another update for you!
- Portuguese translation, German translation, French translation
- Also English-US for diaper and pacifier
- Fixed the settings bug with music/volume sliders
- Exiting cars will hopefully not spin you out of the map anymore
- If it does, respawn now chooses the closest point rather than a random point
- Compression on the explosion sound
- Added lots and lots and lots more stuff
- Fixed industrial roofs mission, fixed bridge explode mission
- Added some ambient sounds
- Also another song
- Missions list in pause menu
[ 2018-03-02 11:48:20 CET ] [ Original post ]
Have you ever wanted to re-live your days as toddler? The carefree joy of bringing your pain to those around you? The destruction? The chaos? The anarchy? This is your chance.
Trash the bedroom, mess up the bathroom, then discover what lays beyond the front door as you roam freely in a vast world. Leave an extensive trail of destruction in your wake. The huge world that awaits you is filled with dozens of enterable houses and buildings, driveable cars, various missions, heaps of collectables, hidden areas, and more.
Why should I play this?
Do you have other reasons?
Am I really a toddler?
In the game yes.
In real life... maybe... suitable for all ages! No seriously, my "adorable" little inspirations have even played it!
Trash the bedroom, mess up the bathroom, then discover what lays beyond the front door as you roam freely in a vast world. Leave an extensive trail of destruction in your wake. The huge world that awaits you is filled with dozens of enterable houses and buildings, driveable cars, various missions, heaps of collectables, hidden areas, and more.
Why should I play this?
- You destroy stuff
- You can jump really high
- Driving forklifts is fun
- Physics are stupidly fun
- The toddler does dances
- Like breakdancing and the chicken dance and stuff
Do you have other reasons?
- You an customize your character
- It's got trees
- Did I mention you can destroy stuff?
Am I really a toddler?
In the game yes.
In real life... maybe... suitable for all ages! No seriously, my "adorable" little inspirations have even played it!
MINIMAL SETUP
- OS: Ubuntu 12.04+ or SteamOS
- Processor: Dual coreMemory: 4 GB RAM
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: OpenGL 3.2 or later
- Storage: 3 GB available space
- OS: Ubuntu 12.04+ or SteamOS
- Processor: Quad coreMemory: 4 GB RAM
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA GTX 980 or equivalent
- Storage: 3 GB available space
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