COMING UPDATES (12.24.18)
For the winter sale we've cut the price in half on Garden Variety Body Horror, come snatch it up for just 5 bucks. Save even more if you buy the bundle!
And for Christmas we plan to release an Update including a new game mode for those who have beat the game. Replay to unlock some fun features!
- New Game+
- GIMPBOY handheld game device
- Haunted Cartridges to be found and played
- More books and lore
- New zone added
[ 2018-12-21 04:36:14 CET ] [ Original post ]
🎮 Full Controller Support
- Garden Variety Body Horror (Linux) [358.62 M]
GARDEN VARIETY BODY HORROR is the bloody disgusting, unsanctioned followup to last years sleeper non-hit PROTOTYPE MANSION. In this all new survival/adventure you play as HANK, the idiot B-story partner who must SOLVE, PUNCH and HEAL his way through an unimaginable garden-themed existential nightmare. Investigate a fog filled estate, solve puzzles, fight horrific monsters, and enjoy the relaxing sounds of bad Japanese dub. (English subtitles included)
Back of CD case reads:
HANK MAKER is separated from his partner and hopelessly alone while on call to a foggy island. He must now shovel his way through an existential crisis of guts, gore, and gardening. What other nightmares await our idiot cop from disc 1?
Find out! In...
GARDEN VARIETY BODY HORROR!
Features
- Japanese dubs and English subs
- Classic style survival-horror gameplay => tank controls optional
- 32-bit low-poly visuals, janky models
- Campy humor, gore galore, FOG.
- Puzzles of the cryptic kind
"A great gift for any 7 year-old!"
- H. Mason, responsible parent
"No human typewriters - 0/10 stars."
- Dennis Cronenberg, authoritarian
- OS: Ubuntu 12.04 64-bit
- Processor: Dual-Core 2ghzMemory: 4 GB RAM
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4000 series or better
- Storage: 320 MB available spaceAdditional Notes: This game is intentionally post-processed to a very low resolution. If you set your display to 640x480 you can get this running on all contemporary potatoes.
- OS: Ubuntu 12.04 64-bit
- Processor: Intel i5 or equivalentMemory: 4 GB RAM
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: Nvidia Geforce 600 series or better
- Storage: 320 MB available spaceAdditional Notes: This game is intentionally post-processed to a very low resolution. If you set your display to 640x480 you can get this running on all contemporary potatoes.
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